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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. "what is money" is a far more likely question
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It's actually extremely on brand for Nazis to want LGBTQ people to burn to death.
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May 30, 2023 00:43
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. Interestingly enough this is correct but not in the way he thinks. I'd like to be the fly on the wall when aliens analyze the behavior of Matt Walsh.
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May 30, 2023 00:46
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E the Shaggy posted:I love that we've heard nothing about the Tucker Carlson show moving to Twitter. Tucker Carlson was his time slot and nothing more.
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May 30, 2023 00:55
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here.
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May 30, 2023 01:02
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you gotta really be loving up to get me to think matt yglesias is doing something good and funny
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May 30, 2023 01:09
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lol at thinking aliens would even have a concept of gender
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. Ah yes, an alien species would be extremely concerned about Earth's interpretation of a meaningless gender binary construct outside of our own idiot culture making it matter What a brilliant transhumanist Can he gently caress off and suffocate on Mars already?
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May 30, 2023 01:43
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What is a woman? A miserable stable of horses
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Seth Pecksniff posted:lol he paid $44 billion to have "friends" Not friends. Frens.
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May 30, 2023 01:48
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Mr Scumbag posted:Not friends. Frens. 👌Frens
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CharlestheHammer posted:What is a woman? VaNayNeigh.
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Going to say "The subjugation of entire groups of our species because of difference in sexual organs/ skin tone" might be higher up on the scale of the Vulcans or whatever the gently caress deciding to do a fly by of Earth and go "yeah gently caress that", you loving wierd sad demented Rubber hate Golem.
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CharlestheHammer posted:What is a woman? 
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May 30, 2023 01:53
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elon musk absolutely bricking himself as the aliens from arthur c. clarke's reunion arrive to ask the tough questions.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. Hey Elon, what is a good joke? Take your time. I'll wait.
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May 30, 2023 02:03
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. That wasn't even an answer
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May 30, 2023 02:10
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No. 6 posted:👌Frens Concerning!!!
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Seriously though, why the gently caress would we feel compelled to explain ourselves or anything else to any alien who showed up? That's a dumb question in the first place
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...! posted:Seriously though, why the gently caress would we feel compelled to explain ourselves or anything else to any alien who showed up? That's a dumb question in the first place Probably to foster a shared sense of understanding and dialogue with a species who if we pissed off by being xenophobic dicks they could respond by nudging rocks into collision course with our planet? Also to not just be dicks?
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May 30, 2023 02:16
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Orrrrrrr... we could just tell them to gently caress off
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...! posted:Orrrrrrr... we could just tell them to gently caress off Man you must be so fun to work with or be around.
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Tucker Carlson was his time slot and nothing more. yeah if he starts some alt show and gets 5% of his previous viewers his brand is effectively dead
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May 30, 2023 02:37
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 The chuds do the same thing with turmp, just totally disconnected from reality
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May 30, 2023 02:56
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It's just projection. They're temporarily embarrassed millionaires so that must mean it's only fair he's a temporarily embarrassed fit dude. See? That means they understand him and he'll want to be friends!!!1!
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May 30, 2023 02:58
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Musk is 8 years younger than Jeff Bezos. He looks like he doesn't have any bones.
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why… doesn’t he have any body hair…..
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. Goldmine.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. Elon hate watches DS9.
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Ghostlight posted:a featherless biped. Jesus Christ, I'm either too drunk or not enough.
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This makes sense when you remember Elon is 44 billion in the hole so any solution which could lose some revenue in the short term by being banned in Turkey is completely non viable.
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Senor Tron posted:This makes sense when you remember Elon is 44 billion in the hole so any solution which could lose some revenue in the short term by being banned in Turkey is completely non viable. He's also got launch contracts with Türkiye, can't upset his johns
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hey, you want to hear an original joke? Well, you won't find one here. Aliens would think we are weak because we have the technology to customize our appearance but we are arbitrarily punish people for doing it. You want to straighten your teeth? Cool. You're not feeling masculine enough Mr Rogan? Here's your testosterone. Oh but you want tits or to get rid of tits? That's too far, illegal
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Elon musk: and so they change their pronouns, and choose their own name!!! An alien: I am the vat grown explorer drone modified and specialized for space travel I literally don't give a gently caress
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bear named tators posted:why… doesn’t he have any body hair….. It all got relocated to his scalp
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why is this white lump rock talking to me? I thought the report said hairless apes have taken over?
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Aliens would think we are weak because we have the technology to customize our appearance but we are arbitrarily punish people for doing it. You want to straighten your teeth? Cool. You're not feeling masculine enough Mr Rogan? Here's your testosterone. Any alien race capable of making direct in-person contact with us would either be beyond caring about matters like gender, if they even have the concept to begin with, or it literally would not matter to them because they are here to exterminate us and consume our solar system for raw resources to continue fueling nomadic march across the universe. How is Elon this loving dumb?
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i though musk liked The Culture. those people change genders just for fun sometimes
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