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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
Keanue Pic
"yeah im reading all that and am happy I did :)"

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Do you really own every Bionicle?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Do you really own every Bionicle?

Can't fathom lying about something like that...

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

At what point do you stop owning the Bionicles and they start owning you?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Michael Douglas claimed he got throat cancer eating pussy.

Absolute legend.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Android Apocalypse posted:

Michael Douglas claimed he got throat cancer eating pussy.

Absolute legend.

Seinfeld had a whole episode based on how a saxophonist ate Elaine's pussy and it ruined his concert. I think he had hairs stuck in his mouth?

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


They both assumed he would be really good at it, but he actually was terrible and he tried so hard his jaw was too worn out to play his sax correctly afterwards

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

lobsterminator posted:

Seinfeld had a whole episode based on how a saxophonist ate Elaine's pussy and it ruined his concert. I think he had hairs stuck in his mouth?

Haha it did? I watched the series not that long ago and don't remember this, any idea what episode that's in?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Chad Jihad posted:

They both assumed he would be really good at it, but he actually was terrible and he tried so hard his jaw was too worn out to play his sax correctly afterwards

Needs to work on his embouchure

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mobby_6kl posted:

Haha it did? I watched the series not that long ago and don't remember this, any idea what episode that's in?

Episode is The Rye from season 7.

Seinfeld also has an episode with Jerry explaining “The Move” to George that’s heavily implied to be oral sex, which George messes up and has to have notes to do properly, and was also stolen by Puddy (It’s the first episode he appears in). It first comes up in The Fusilli Jerry from season 6.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.




marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Okay, where did this lady come from?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Just outside the window

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Data Graham posted:

Just outside the window

Is that Cathy I've been hearing so much about?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Paladinus posted:

Is that Cathy I've been hearing so much about?

ACK!

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:



No chow
No fight!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


:cheers:

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
That's heather boyd

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Abugadu posted:

Traditionally, though not always, in a 6/8, the start of the second set of triples is accented slightly less than the start of the first set of triples.

i.e.

In a 3/4: ONE two three ONE two three

vs.

In a 6/8: ONE two three Four five six ONE two three Four five six

Ok, what about

Onetwothree FOUR FIVE sixseveneightnineten eleven twelve

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Lobok posted:

Ok, what about

Onetwothree FOUR FIVE sixseveneightnineten eleven twelve

:yeah:

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo2VtrsgdaU

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

marshmallow creep posted:

Okay, where did this lady come from?






















Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Antigravitas posted:




No chow
No fight!

:eyepop:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Nicodemus Dumps posted:

It's Spider-verse. Source: i have a kid and I've seen it about 30 times

Maybe you should look at your kid more often

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

CzarChasm posted:

Maybe you should look at your kid more often

I prefer looking at posts, so no.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




That's a real window sticker that exists, isn't it. lol gently caress

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.




Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

FFT posted:

Anyway name the movie theme!

dundun dun dundun

Whay about

Daa naa, daa, daa naa, daa, da na na na na

Here's a hint:
doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Bored As gently caress posted:

Whay about

Daa naa, daa, daa naa, daa, da na na na na

Here's a hint:
doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

bow banaba bow, bowbowbow
bow banaba bow, bowbowbow
bow banaba bow, bowbowbow
bow banaba bow, bowbowbow
bow banaba bow, bowbowbow
bow banaba bow, bowbowbow

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev-HBLKrDuo

Gorgeous Zan
Apr 13, 2007

New Haven Yacht Club

Not just a structured settlement, but a structured settlement when you need cash now.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Last time I was in the US was in 2012 but I still know to call 877-CASH-NOW if I have a structured settlement.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

That's a real window sticker that exists, isn't it. lol gently caress

Yeah boomer army dads are definitely familiar with anime femboy memes. For sure.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


this but it's people stuck in traffic

Related:



Unrelated:






god I used to know so many guys like this except it was anarchist/communist/whatever else instead of "hustler"







Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Data Graham posted:

That's a real window sticker that exists, isn't it. lol gently caress

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Lmao I thought this was analog-era TV scramble porn

And it still made sense

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Hey letsGOtoCLASS are you still around?

Good job dude.

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