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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Philippe posted:

Katamari Damacy

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Do click through. That post is way funnier in context.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Regarde Aduck posted:

the devs had a whiteboard that said 'dante is not a gay cowboy' when dante is a lot of things including a gay cowboy

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

christmas boots posted:

Kissinger lives because satan is afraid of regime change

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:discourse:

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

"I'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. Teach me your ways."

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Our unofficial mascot is a man pulling open his own butthole. This isnt exactly a dignified place.

harveys zoo zoos posted:

i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place

is this site just a cyber prison for weirdos

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



wheatpuppy posted:

For many years I thought raw carrots were spicy. I like spice, so I added them to my food to jazz it up a little. Turns out I am just kinda allergic to raw carrots.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Midwest energy

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

galagazombie posted:

If I wanted to see 3D objects I’d just go outside.:chord:

Fangz posted:

Worrying implications about the interior of your home

Fangz posted:

Ah, he lives in a flat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lol

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Turn off your monitor to see a perfect sphere that never vacuums

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

dpkg chopra posted:

Turn off your monitor to see a perfect sphere that never vacuums

Weird, when I do it, the sphere definitely sucks.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Mine blows

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Mine sucks and blows

ladies

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

dpkg chopra posted:

Turn off your monitor to see a perfect sphere that never vacuums

Well, at least I'm 3D.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Well, at least I'm 3D.

The other half of your username comes from your posting?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Friend posted:

"I'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. Teach me your ways."

That thread is producing some bangers, such as

big cummers ONLY posted:

Do yourself a favor and stay away from porn if you have no interest. There is no way that having access to the Library of Alexandria of Getting hosed was/is good for anyone's brain

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tactlessbastard posted:

I'm the dumb poo poo at work. I managed to get myself in trouble at work.

We had a new hire that came in all gung ho during his training period, and then as soon as he started working solo burned all of his PTO, then no showed for a week, came back in the next Monday looking like he was coming off a meth binge. He disappeared halfway through the day and the next day we got an email from HR saying 'so and so has resigned effective immediately for different business opportunity' and I responded 'I didn't know smoking meth was a profitable line of work' and it turns out old boy was related to the HR person

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:mamacita: I CAN'T POST NUDITY ON MY LIVEJOURNAL ANYMORE, WHY? :mamacita:

sleezesteve posted:

wHEN DID aMERICA BECOME SUCH A CONTROL STATE, WHERE I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO POST A PICTURE OF A NAKED WOMAN, I SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT AND EVERYBODY IS BORN NAKED WTF

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Neddy Seagoon posted:

Apparently that fish and diver have known eachother for like 30 years. They're just friends chilling together. :allears:

Nenonen posted:

Amazing, I didn't know they can get that old! Usually you just hear about them getting stuck in caves or getting the bends.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EorayMel posted:

:mamacita: I CAN'T POST NUDITY ON MY LIVEJOURNAL ANYMORE, WHY? :mamacita:
User/postname combo
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

One time we had a new guy on the project, and right after onboarding, out of the blue, he started asking everyone about their favourite airlines for transatlantic travel. Literally next week he stopped responding to emails, and we learned he just moved to the US without even officially quitting.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


I've never seen someone teach a fish to man before.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Marcade posted:

I've never seen someone teach a fish to man before.

Teach a fish to man and they will annoy you for a lifetime.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Toxic Mental posted:

Ben Shapiro nasal voice: Chik-Fil-Gay

Shanghaied posted:

Ben likes his chicken the way he likes his women, extremely dry.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Paladinus posted:

One time we had a new guy on the project, and right after onboarding, out of the blue, he started asking everyone about their favourite airlines for transatlantic travel. Literally next week he stopped responding to emails, and we learned he just moved to the US without even officially quitting.

Had a guy join our team without disclosing that he ran a business that was in direct competition with ours.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

minato posted:

Had a guy join our team without disclosing that he ran a business that was in direct competition with ours.

Ballsy. What happened?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Paladinus posted:

One time we had a new guy on the project, and right after onboarding, out of the blue, he started asking everyone about their favourite airlines for transatlantic travel. Literally next week he stopped responding to emails, and we learned he just moved to the US without even officially quitting.

Someone moved to the US? Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Presumably he is too

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Outrail posted:

Ballsy. What happened?
Oh, now that I think about it, this happened twice.

The first was just some young guy with his own side hustle that happened to overlap with our Large Corporation's business interests. He got found out after a few days of employment and was shoved out the door. Nothing very interesting.

The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

minato posted:

Oh, now that I think about it, this happened twice.

The first was just some young guy with his own side hustle that happened to overlap with our Large Corporation's business interests. He got found out after a few days of employment and was shoved out the door. Nothing very interesting.

The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison.

Is your company the Australian federal government, and was somecorp Price Waterhouse Coopers?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone moved to the US? Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Presumably he is too

We don't know how good he is at dodging.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

minato posted:

The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison.

He’s a straight-shooter with “upper management” written all over him.

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

minato posted:

The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison.

Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free :911:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

NihilCredo posted:

Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free :911:

It's only illegal if you aren't already rich as gently caress.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

NihilCredo posted:

Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free :911:

It's still illegal to defraud the rich, and rich people are probably experienced enough in stealing to ask "do you have any connection to this company?"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Baron von Eevl posted:

It's still illegal to defraud the rich, and rich people are probably experienced enough in stealing to ask "do you have any connection to this company?"

Yeah, but I wasn’t under oath, and I had my fingers crossed as I answered.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

NihilCredo posted:

Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free :911:

When I worked for a federal contractor we had yearly training reminding us that getting caught doing that poo poo--or even the appearance of impropriety--could get us blacklisted from being able to bid on contracts. Everyone I know at other firms had similar training, reliably containing the specific phrase "appearance of impropriety." Not sure how it is outside the contractor world.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I didn't meet her but someone named their kid - I poo poo you not - Abcde (pronounced something like "Absidee").

Outrail posted:

This is child abuse

weg posted:

Ella Menopee

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

This is one of my fav books and now I need to see if there is a copy on my shelves:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ella_Minnow_Pea

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