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Philippe posted:Katamari Damacy
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Lemon posted:
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# ? May 28, 2023 02:15 |
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Do click through. That post is way funnier in context.
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# ? May 28, 2023 12:23 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:the devs had a whiteboard that said 'dante is not a gay cowboy' when dante is a lot of things including a gay cowboy
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christmas boots posted:Kissinger lives because satan is afraid of regime change
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# ? May 29, 2023 14:55 |
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"I'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. Teach me your ways."WILDTURKEY101 posted:Our unofficial mascot is a man pulling open his own butthole. This isnt exactly a dignified place. harveys zoo zoos posted:i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place
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# ? May 29, 2023 16:14 |
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wheatpuppy posted:For many years I thought raw carrots were spicy. I like spice, so I added them to my food to jazz it up a little. Turns out I am just kinda allergic to raw carrots.
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# ? May 29, 2023 18:06 |
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Midwest energy
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# ? May 30, 2023 01:19 |
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galagazombie posted:If I wanted to see 3D objects I’d just go outside. Fangz posted:Worrying implications about the interior of your home Fangz posted:Ah, he lives in a flat
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# ? May 30, 2023 02:14 |
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Lol
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# ? May 30, 2023 02:17 |
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Turn off your monitor to see a perfect sphere that never vacuums
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dpkg chopra posted:Turn off your monitor to see a perfect sphere that never vacuums Weird, when I do it, the sphere definitely sucks.
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Mine blows
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Mine sucks and blows ladies
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dpkg chopra posted:Turn off your monitor to see a perfect sphere that never vacuums Well, at least I'm 3D.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Well, at least I'm 3D. The other half of your username comes from your posting?
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Friend posted:"I'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. Teach me your ways." That thread is producing some bangers, such as big cummers ONLY posted:Do yourself a favor and stay away from porn if you have no interest. There is no way that having access to the Library of Alexandria of Getting hosed was/is good for anyone's brain
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# ? May 30, 2023 10:41 |
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tactlessbastard posted:I'm the dumb poo poo at work. I managed to get myself in trouble at work.
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# ? May 30, 2023 14:42 |
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I CAN'T POST NUDITY ON MY LIVEJOURNAL ANYMORE, WHY? sleezesteve posted:wHEN DID aMERICA BECOME SUCH A CONTROL STATE, WHERE I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO POST A PICTURE OF A NAKED WOMAN, I SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT AND EVERYBODY IS BORN NAKED WTF
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# ? May 30, 2023 14:59 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Apparently that fish and diver have known eachother for like 30 years. They're just friends chilling together. Nenonen posted:Amazing, I didn't know they can get that old! Usually you just hear about them getting stuck in caves or getting the bends.
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EorayMel posted:I CAN'T POST NUDITY ON MY LIVEJOURNAL ANYMORE, WHY? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 30, 2023 15:49 |
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One time we had a new guy on the project, and right after onboarding, out of the blue, he started asking everyone about their favourite airlines for transatlantic travel. Literally next week he stopped responding to emails, and we learned he just moved to the US without even officially quitting.
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I've never seen someone teach a fish to man before.
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# ? May 30, 2023 17:06 |
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Marcade posted:I've never seen someone teach a fish to man before. Teach a fish to man and they will annoy you for a lifetime.
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# ? May 30, 2023 17:09 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Ben Shapiro nasal voice: Chik-Fil-Gay Shanghaied posted:Ben likes his chicken the way he likes his women, extremely dry.
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Paladinus posted:One time we had a new guy on the project, and right after onboarding, out of the blue, he started asking everyone about their favourite airlines for transatlantic travel. Literally next week he stopped responding to emails, and we learned he just moved to the US without even officially quitting. Had a guy join our team without disclosing that he ran a business that was in direct competition with ours.
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minato posted:Had a guy join our team without disclosing that he ran a business that was in direct competition with ours. Ballsy. What happened?
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Paladinus posted:One time we had a new guy on the project, and right after onboarding, out of the blue, he started asking everyone about their favourite airlines for transatlantic travel. Literally next week he stopped responding to emails, and we learned he just moved to the US without even officially quitting. Someone moved to the US? Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Presumably he is too
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Outrail posted:Ballsy. What happened? The first was just some young guy with his own side hustle that happened to overlap with our Large Corporation's business interests. He got found out after a few days of employment and was shoved out the door. Nothing very interesting. The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison.
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minato posted:Oh, now that I think about it, this happened twice. Is your company the Australian federal government, and was somecorp Price Waterhouse Coopers?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Someone moved to the US? Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Presumably he is too We don't know how good he is at dodging.
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minato posted:The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison. He’s a straight-shooter with “upper management” written all over him.
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# ? May 31, 2023 10:37 |
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minato posted:The second was a contractor who evaluated various services and recommended we go with SomeCorp, without revealing that he was part owner of SomeCorp, and had arranged for SomeCorp's prices to be jacked up for us since he knew we'd probably agree to his recommendation. Once our CEO found out, he went absolutely apeshit and ordered Large Corporation's army of lawyers to go scorched earth on him. I don't know what happened but wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison. Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free
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NihilCredo posted:Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free It's only illegal if you aren't already rich as gently caress.
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NihilCredo posted:Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free It's still illegal to defraud the rich, and rich people are probably experienced enough in stealing to ask "do you have any connection to this company?"
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Baron von Eevl posted:It's still illegal to defraud the rich, and rich people are probably experienced enough in stealing to ask "do you have any connection to this company?" Yeah, but I wasn’t under oath, and I had my fingers crossed as I answered.
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:11 |
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NihilCredo posted:Is that even illegal, I thought America was the land of the free When I worked for a federal contractor we had yearly training reminding us that getting caught doing that poo poo--or even the appearance of impropriety--could get us blacklisted from being able to bid on contracts. Everyone I know at other firms had similar training, reliably containing the specific phrase "appearance of impropriety." Not sure how it is outside the contractor world.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I didn't meet her but someone named their kid - I poo poo you not - Abcde (pronounced something like "Absidee"). Outrail posted:This is child abuse weg posted:Ella Menopee
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This is one of my fav books and now I need to see if there is a copy on my shelves: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ella_Minnow_Pea
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