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Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



:nws: "White Bellied Argonians" :nws:

click if you want to see some supremely hosed up looking lizard women

(don't click on this)

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Orv
May 4, 2011

Relyssa posted:

:nws: "White Bellied Argonians" :nws:

click if you want to see some supremely hosed up looking lizard women

(don't click on this)

These are never surprising anymore but they are always supremely confusing.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Relyssa posted:

:nws: "White Bellied Argonians" :nws:

click if you want to see some supremely hosed up looking lizard women

(don't click on this)

I like that they left the heads alone. No effort to soften the facial features whatsoever. Just the most cartoonish anime bodies stapled to the head of an iguana.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Orv posted:

These are never surprising anymore but they are always supremely confusing.

I really don't understand it. I understand the basic concept of "I wish the lizard women were sexier," I just don't understand how someone thinks this is progress towards that goal.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Pretty much. I get that everyone has different things and that’s cool but at some point I lose the plot of how a lot of these are sexy at all.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



I'm quite amused by them running out of ideas for images near the end and just posting the same exact character/pose/etc but with a different skin tone like 10 times.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Skippy McPants posted:

I like that they left the heads alone. No effort to soften the facial features whatsoever. Just the most cartoonish anime bodies stapled to the head of an iguana.

You know, I never appreciated how horrifying argonians are until I played VR Skyrim. They could fit your entire head in their mouth and it's full of razor sharp teeth.

So basically yeah, the best platform to which one could possibly attach tits the size of sandbags.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

quote:

seek god

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Kyte posted:

start with big boobs with the "softness" set to high (for extra jiggly jiggle), add simulated gravity, add a bikini top that's actually a floating solid rather than anything resembling cloth, add physics engine jank

Yeah, that was kind of my thoughts too. It looks like they put a solid bikini top on a model with soft body physics, then turned the softness of the boobs to "runny egg" and just let those puppies spill out around the edges of the bikini.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Two-tone Argone

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


slam tail holy grail

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
This is all the fault of that one guy who wrote the Lusty Argonian Maid

E: Like the actual person, not the video game character who is attributed to writing it

Leal fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jun 1, 2023

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
From Argonian, to Orgonian.

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Wrr posted:

effortlessly gliding around a dead world absorbing meaningless resources

every executive's dream

i liked memorizing morrowind's bus routes, but also abused the console and teleported around with coc. even that had some friction, because you had to precisely memorize the names of important cells

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Skyrim but you unlock fast travel points by nuzzling lizard tits

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Why do lizard tits exist?

Televisio Frankus
Jun 8, 2010

Mega64 posted:

Skyrim but you unlock fast travel points by nuzzling lizard tits

Please don't doxx my playthrough.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Mega64 posted:

Skyrim but you unlock fast travel points by nuzzling lizard tits

You call them "fast travel points", I call them "erogenous zones".

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Mega64 posted:

Skyrim but you unlock fast travel points by nuzzling lizard tits

Finally, a perfect integration of VR

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





orange juche posted:

Why do lizard tits exist?

for lizard milk

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

orange juche posted:

Why do lizard tits exist?

The Hist are trees and don't 100% grok the difference between 'reptiles' and 'mammals'. They're both chordates, why are you being so picky!

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Imagine being so internet brain poisoned and socially alienated that the only thing you find sexually arousing anymore is ... any of this. :smith:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Moon Slayer posted:

Imagine being so internet brain poisoned and socially alienated

*gestures broadly at SA*

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





The Lone Badger posted:

The Hist are trees and don't 100% grok the difference between 'reptiles' and 'mammals'. They're both chordates, why are you being so picky!

The Hist are Nexus modders

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Magmarashi posted:

The Hist are Nexus modders
Considering there's a state of ascension in Elder Scrolls that IIRC is implied to be the awareness that the command console exists, that might not be too far off :lol:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

orange juche posted:

Why do lizard tits exist?

why does the mona lisa exist

Orv
May 4, 2011
If you boob it, they will cum.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Dammit orv we just changed the thread title

Orv
May 4, 2011
Sorry I have to revel in my very occasional cleverness.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

orange juche posted:

Why do lizard tits exist?

Because you'd have to either make the female argonians basically identical to the male ones or make a third shape for every armor in the game for "female shaped but no tits".

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Midnight Voyager posted:

Because you'd have to either make the female argonians basically identical to the male ones or make a third shape for every armor in the game for "female shaped but no tits".

didn't they do this for morrowind though

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Moon Slayer posted:

Imagine being so internet brain poisoned and socially alienated that the only thing you find sexually arousing anymore is ... any of this. :smith:

Your posting?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

orange juche posted:

didn't they do this for morrowind though

Morrowind just used male torsos regardless of the wearers gender.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I hope it's lore-accurate.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Not a mod, but had a good laugh when glancing at the new Nexus mod page listings.



The image for the lego game on the right is from a porn game

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

You think that'd be Blocked, It might Brick your system!

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Brainamp posted:

The image for the lego game on the right is from a porn game

And how many hours have you put into Subverse

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Relyssa posted:

Both fresh from the hot mods section, are you still unsatisfied in your quest to always have pornography on your screen at all times? How about :nws: big titties on your pip boy? More of an rear end man? Don't worry, :nws: you can have that too!

If you're not sold, here's a testimonial from a very satisfied user:

Ew lazy AI generated images. Takes all the passion out of the horniness

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