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Frank Frank posted:It’s not going to happen. It never happens The book signing happened!
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maybe the name of the art installation should be Nathen Ate thank you and I'll take my answer off the air
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May 30, 2023 06:41
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Nathen Ate my balls
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May 30, 2023 08:25
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OldAlias posted:Nathen Ate my balls he wishes has he done a tv show yet? i feel like that's very up his alley to try, i only periodically skim this thread because it's too much weird for one sitting
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May 30, 2023 14:15
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mediaphage posted:he wishes He did a garfieldEats documentary and goes almost exactly how you would expect it to
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May 30, 2023 14:19
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Frank Frank posted:He did a garfieldEats documentary and goes almost exactly how you would expect it to This is an extremely generous use of the word "documentary" here lmao. It was as much a documentary as 90 Day Fiancé is - it was Nathen's attempt at a lovely reality TV show.
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May 30, 2023 14:27
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Frank Frank posted:He did a garfieldEats documentary and goes almost exactly how you would expect it to Including promising another episode that, sadly, would never come.
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May 30, 2023 14:39
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Remember when he put photos of the restaurant through a lovely AI filter and tried to sell them as nfts Bets on him doing the same with cereal boxes?
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May 30, 2023 14:42
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Didn't he originally market the documentary by naming multiple big name Hollywood people as being part of it?
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May 30, 2023 16:41
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not a bot posted:Didn't he originally market the documentary by naming multiple big name Hollywood people as being part of it? When wouldn’t he do something like that?
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not a bot posted:Didn't he originally market the documentary by naming multiple big name Hollywood people as being part of it? It is important to remember that the documentary he marketed this way is a future project (that will never happen) which is different than the reality show documentary mentioned previously.
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May 30, 2023 17:29
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Nathan's dad probably sat through 30 seconds of that 'documentary' and screamed "WTF IS THIS poo poo" and promptly reduced his next check to bare minimum would explain all his stillborn promises of 'to be continued' projects
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May 31, 2023 14:38
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Binary Badger posted:Nathan's dad probably sat through 30 seconds of that 'documentary' and screamed "WTF IS THIS poo poo" and promptly reduced his next check to bare minimum i am doubtful his dad watches anything his son produces
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May 31, 2023 14:50
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mediaphage posted:he wishes In his mind he starred and won in the "Marry Nathen" reality show he was going to make and explicably dropped after like a week
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May 31, 2023 14:55
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https://twitter.com/garfieldeatsco/status/1663939024518619136?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q
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May 31, 2023 17:06
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he’s done TV, many years ago he did some breast cancer fundraiser thing which he made about himself
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May 31, 2023 17:25
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is he entirely sure that the people who win these auctions want to be put on blast like that also, do the auctions indicate that the winnter receives a video call?
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May 31, 2023 17:30
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istewart posted:is he entirely sure that the people who win these auctions want to be put on blast like that I'm pretty sure he's doing everything wrong with how you run these sort of auctions, and I'm pretty confident Emily doesn't actually exist, but yeah sort of wouldn't expected anything else.
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May 31, 2023 18:05
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This will finally heal the bonds between Israel and Palestine. See? Peace is possible.
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May 31, 2023 18:18
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1663939596567166979?s=20 Omg Omg Omg Congrats, hun
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May 31, 2023 19:31
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i'm not gonna lie, i'd have bid if i were twink enough to fit it.
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May 31, 2023 23:05
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1663939596567166979?s=20 Unfortunately the orange textile also now has some questionable stains
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May 31, 2023 23:07
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All right which one of you bought the suit?
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May 31, 2023 23:09
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Strategic Tea posted:All right which one of you bought the suit? Duh Emily Schwartzman.
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Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/garfieldeatsco/status/1663939024518619136?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q Lmao just casually doxxing your auction winner
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Jun 1, 2023 00:23
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he wants her to work for him, as an unpaid fanvestor
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Jun 1, 2023 01:07
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A historic day for 
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Jun 1, 2023 02:00
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Wait until she finds out what superpowers the suit has
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Jun 1, 2023 02:29
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So is it now up to Emily Shwartzman to cleanse this bitch of a world? Are we sure she has the necessary cattitude?
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Jun 1, 2023 03:19
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Let's leave the poor buyer out of this - they may have bought a stupid suit, but I suspect they didn't know Nathen would tell everyone that they did
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Jun 1, 2023 03:26
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im saint germain posted:Let's leave the poor buyer out of this - they may have bought a stupid suit, but I suspect they didn't know Nathen would tell everyone that they did I suppose there’s a chance they don’t actually know who Nathen is and just wanted a weird suit for some reason
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Jun 1, 2023 03:42
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700 bucks is a pretty good price for a bespoke 3-piece suit. You know, if you are the same size as Nathen Mazri and want to look like Garfield. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1663944216672706561 50 bucks for this pillow on the other hand is an absolute steal. And then I saw the buyer. I desperately need to know exactly how much irony Emily made these purchases with.
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Jun 1, 2023 04:03
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Yeah never mind about Emily being a clueless rando, she’s all about the Nathenverse … assuming she exists
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Jun 1, 2023 04:05
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Lol that pillow looks so stupid
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Jun 1, 2023 04:08
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im saint germain posted:Let's leave the poor buyer out of this - they may have bought a stupid suit, but I suspect they didn't know Nathen would tell everyone that they did She owns the suit. She now owns its terrible curse. I look forward to EmilyEats
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Jun 1, 2023 04:10
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First live human eh…
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Frank Frank posted:She owns the suit. She now owns its terrible curse. I look forward to EmilyEats Would watch a movie about a cursed suit that always makes it's owner start weirdly branded restaurant chains. Like the first media you see after you put on the suit that's the brand you're going to make your restaurant chain around. You see toilet paper with a lumberjack as their mascot, than your doing a lumberjack toilet paper mascot themed restaurant.
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Hedenius posted:First live human eh… The first live human placed near Garfield... were there more? Just what the hell happened to that catsuit?
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david_a posted:Yeah never mind about Emily being a clueless rando, she’s all about the Nathenverse It's actually a coded cry for help, if you rearrange the letters of "Emily Shwartzman" you get "Why Mazri's Mental"
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boof posted:It's actually a coded cry for help, if you rearrange the letters of "Emily Shwartzman" you get "Why Mazri's Mental" Oh my goodness.
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