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Data Graham posted:Silent Hill circumcision guy The Circum-schism is still to date one of the funniest things ive seen online. There used to be a breakdown of it somewhere online, ill have to try and find it again
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Data Graham posted:Now what I'm picturing is it turns out every single one of those accounts is a real person, and you go to their house and they're just utterly consumed with obsession about whatever pet issue or celebrity and have one of those yarn-and-newspaper-clipping walls about Steve Harvey or pink sauce or Bill Nye the Science Guy, and while serving you tea it's all they talk about like that Silent Hill circumcision guy 
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ZeusCannon posted:The Circum-schism is still to date one of the funniest things ive seen online. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7-HrspiKfY
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Deki posted:When you're too stupid to actually reflect on anything, the label matters more than the content Yeah, which again is why they're perfectly comfortable making racist jokes and passing racist laws but you better not CALL them a racist! That's over the line! What'd they ever do to deserve being called a bad word?? "Republican" has bad connotations in polite society and among cool people, so they shy away from it whenever possible. Almost like it's a bad thing What's funny is that with a little bit of mental work they do get that there is no actual balance between left and right, you can't have a compromise between genocide and civil rights by like only having little a slavery as a treat. So they pirouette into "well I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative" like THAT is a sane way to have "balance", like they're buying fair trade coffee to make up for coal-rolling to the store in their lifted F-150 Data Graham fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jun 1, 2023 |
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Oh lord look at what he’s liking https://twitter.com/goth600/status/1664047071152996352?s=20
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Musk is Big Bang Theory neurodivergent. The kind where you think you're the smartest person in the room and it gives you the right to treat everyone like poo poo. Musk is Sheldon if, instead of being written like he’s hyper competent in his field, he said poo poo like “uhhhhh, I, like, am the guy. The math guy. I uhhhhhh know a lot of stuff about math. My newest project is the development of a smoother number 8, to, uhhhhhhhhhh reduce, you know, wind… resistance... so that you can math faster. I’m bazinga?”
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Jun 1, 2023 13:55
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E the Shaggy posted:Oh lord look at what he’s liking Yes, being a Servitor would suck compared to being a Space Marine how do I trick this dipshit out of a billion dollars.
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E the Shaggy posted:Oh lord look at what he’s liking "Covered in wiring and tubes and disgusting stuff" *Guy who agrees with this wants to put a computer in your head and make the loving Chud Borg* Seriously none of Elon's opinions line up with any others
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E the Shaggy posted:Oh lord look at what he’s liking I agree, defund Neuralink.
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Vampire Panties posted:Yes, being a Servitor would suck compared to being a Space Marine How indeed could you con the dumbest narcissist in the world to fund a company that would supposedly offer surgery enhancements to make him a Space Marine and immortal? Have you tried making a cool looking video and posting it on Twitter by tagging a bunch of chuds? Seems like that would be all it's needed.
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Jun 1, 2023 14:23
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lmao elon woke https://twitter.com/JeremyDBoreing/status/1664255321630552065 https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1664255321630552065.html
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Alan Smithee posted:lmao "Elon wants to remain rich and doesn't want to alienate his mostly liberal customers too badly" is what I take from this TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jun 1, 2023 |
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E the Shaggy posted:Oh lord look at what he’s liking "overman" sounds like such an awkward word, maybe it'd sound better if they translated it into a different language like German
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Yeah I don't know, some of those phrases like "will to power" sound like weird nonsense, probably just a funny meme
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Data Graham posted:Yeah I don't know, some of those phrases like "will to power" sound like weird nonsense, probably just a funny meme "Genes edited to perfection" sure sounds like eugenics to me.
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E the Shaggy posted:"Genes edited to perfection" sure sounds like eugenics to me. All supported by a guy with a body like a melting block of mozzarella.
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Alan Smithee posted:lmao OK this is pretty funny. "hyenas eating Scar" vibes
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both sides are terrible so I'm positive there is a lot more to this story and it's a lot dumber
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DaveWoo posted:"overman" sounds like such an awkward word, maybe it'd sound better if they translated it into a different language like German Sautrottl?
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Can say "we need to edit our genes to become perfect" but somehow also not be "transhumanist"
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It's not transhumanist if they're all still human genes.
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mysterious frankie posted:Musk is Sheldon if, instead of being written like he’s hyper competent in his field, he said poo poo like “uhhhhh, I, like, am the guy. The math guy. I uhhhhhh know a lot of stuff about math. My newest project is the development of a smoother number 8, to, uhhhhhhhhhh reduce, you know, wind… resistance... so that you can math faster. I’m bazinga?” "I'M BISH RICH!" *bows*
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TulliusCicero posted:"Elon wants to remain rich and doesn't want to alienate his mostly liberal customers too badly" is what I take from this "This hasn't reached Elon yet, and he's gonna overturn it if it reaches his ears" is what I take away
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Devor posted:"This hasn't reached Elon yet, and he's gonna overturn it if it reaches his ears" is what I take away Yeah, that was my reaction to it as well. Wouldn't surprise me to see him publicly announce the reversal of that decision.
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In other news, Twitter ads are getting increasingly creepier
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DaveWoo posted:In other news, Twitter ads are getting increasingly creepier What in the actual gently caress Great website Ebaum
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Kale posted:I've noticed usually after he's been quiet for a while, once he's back shitposting and being concerned that a trans person might be experiencing basic human rights or whatever, you get the really crazy poo poo so brace yourselves for the weekend. Concerning.
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DaveWoo posted:In other news, Twitter ads are getting increasingly creepier Oh, that is clearly just to tie in to the new Spiderman comic. https://twitter.com/WSJ_manga/status/1663422036927021057
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Alan Smithee posted:lmao Lol guess that fidelity report is getting to him
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This person gets it https://twitter.com/howmanysmaII/status/1664275524523552768
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ImpAtom posted:Oh, that is clearly just to tie in to the new Spiderman comic. God, I hate anime
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Scratch Monkey posted:God, I hate anime There used to be a cool website where you could download a bunch of pre-trained models for stable diffusion (The open source image AI thing). Now literally every "top" model is just some anime porn or hentai or other cartoon smut poo poo. I used to have fun generating images of cool futuristic cars and space cities and poo poo and now I have to wade through endless pages of ADTRW trash.
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There's a comment to be made about a tentacle man being reborn as an anime schoolgirl, but I'll be damned if I know which one it should be.
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i draw the line at people's personal freedoms including the freedom to buy and drive on public roads a god drat idiot death trap poo poo-mobile 
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JediTalentAgent posted:There's a comment to be made about a tentacle man being reborn as an anime schoolgirl, but I'll be damned if I know which one it should be. I've settled for "every day we drift further from God's light", but you do what's right for you
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664324213023424531 lol who didn't see this coming?
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Can we just blast goatse across twitter then? At worst it's just impolite.
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664324213023424531 Elon out here begging like a dog for his chuds.
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