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ZogrimAteMyHamster: Dec 8, 2015

HappyHippo posted:

Real "You can't cut back on funding!" vibes from this

Sorry, not sorry.

Edit: Terrible snipe!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 13:34

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:31

Deus Ex Macklemore: Jul 2, 2004; Zelensky's Zealots

Flavahbeast posted:

my gut feeling is that Akhmat probably has far more guys and materiel than Wagner does at this point

Well there's only one way to find out!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 14:04

beer_war: Mar 10, 2005

quote:

Russian forces foil Kiev�s attempt to commit terror act in borderline Shebekino district

"Ukrainian terrorist formations with a strength of up to two motorized infantry companies reinforced by tanks attempted to make an incursion into Russian territory," Lieutenant-General Igor Konashenkov reported

MOSCOW, June 1. /TASS/. Russian forces foiled another attempt by the Kiev regime to commit a terror act against residents of Shebekino in the borderline Belgorod Region, Defense Ministry Spokesman Lieutenant-General Igor Konashenkov reported on Thursday.

"This morning, the Russian Armed Forces jointly with the border guards and other units of the FSB [Federal Security Service] of Russia thwarted another attempt by the Kiev regime to carry out a terror act against civilians of the town of Shebekino in the Belgorod Region," the spokesman said.

"Ukrainian terrorist formations with a strength of up to two motorized infantry companies reinforced by tanks attempted to make an incursion into Russian territory," the general reported.

All the attacks by the Ukrainian terrorist formations were repulsed, Konashenkov stressed.

"Self-sacrificing actions by Russian forces repulsed three attacks by Ukrainian terrorist formations. Army aviation of the Western Military District delivered 11 strikes on the enemy. Missile troops and artillery accomplished 77 firing objectives and heavy flamethrower systems delivered two strikes," the general reported.

Also, Russian forces eliminated over 30 Ukrainian terrorists, four armored combat vehicles, a Grad multiple rocket launcher and a pickup truck on the Ukrainian side of the border, the spokesman said.

Russian forces thwarted the Kiev regime�s attempt to violate Russia�s state border, Konashenkov said.

"The Kiev regime�s terrorist formations suffered heavy losses and were pushed back as a result of active actions by the units of the Western Military District protecting the state border and the FSB of Russia. No violations of the state border were allowed," the spokesman stressed.

https://tass.com/politics/1626343

Looks like all is quiet on the western front.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 14:43

Pekinduck: May 10, 2008

Footage of ware crimes is being instantly deleted upon posting from social media platforms, preventing evidence from being preserved.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-65755517

# ? Jun 1, 2023 15:06

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Sorry, not sorry.

Edit: Terrible snipe!

nice

# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:14

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

Pekinduck posted:

Footage of ware crimes is being instantly deleted upon posting from social media platforms, preventing evidence from being preserved.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-65755517

Presumably they revert to normal crimes once the full moon wanes.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:24

Tafferling: Oct 22, 2008; DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Sorry, not sorry.

Edit: Terrible snipe!

Needs red eyes

# ? Jun 1, 2023 17:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Tafferling posted:

Needs red eyes

# ? Jun 1, 2023 17:55

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

FirstnameLastname posted:

that's Dmitry Utkin, he founded the organization, former GRU, his callsign is Wagner & that's why they're called Wagner Group

he's probably overseeing operations, but there's not any clear info about that, afaik?

John Wagner has apparently chimed in regarding Wagner's feud with the Kadyrovtsy (google translated):

If it's actually Utkin then afaik it's his first public comment in years, I thought he might have died a long time ago

# ? Jun 1, 2023 17:56

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1664201305437491200
Looks like the bridge is worse off than we thought. If they don't close it off to traffic, it might collapse on its own.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 17:59

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1664201305437491200
Looks like the bridge is worse off than we thought. If they don't close it off to traffic, it might collapse on its own.

Is there a good source of those photos? (Not the pro-ukraine clickbait twitter accs)

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:03

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1664201305437491200
Looks like the bridge is worse off than we thought. If they don't close it off to traffic, it might collapse on its own.

What supports are doing.

fatherboxx posted:

Is there a good source of those photos? (Not the pro-ukraine clickbait twitter accs)

It's from some telegram channel linked here:

https://english.nv.ua/nation/crimean-bridge-is-falling-down-cracks-appear-on-its-pillars-photos-50328868.html

e: though it's been fixed with stronk russian zipties

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jun 1, 2023

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:08

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Sorry, not sorry.

Edit: Terrible snipe!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:17

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Nothing a little rust patina can't fix:

Problem solved, simple as.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:28

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

You can't cut back on war crimes!!!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:34

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

Toxic Mental posted:

Nothing a little rust patina can't fix:

Problem solved, simple as.

Looks good to me.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:44

Oldsmobile: Jun 13, 2006

Toxic Mental posted:

Nothing a little rust patina can't fix:

Problem solved, simple as.

Is this noodles and super glue?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:50

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Toxic Mental posted:

Nothing a little rust patina can't fix:

Problem solved, simple as.

Repair crew inbound!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:35

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1664201305437491200
Looks like the bridge is worse off than we thought. If they don't close it off to traffic, it might collapse on its own.

Foolish westoid, if 2 supports were enough to hold up the bridge section, they're about to have 4! The bridge is stronger than ever.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:43

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1664201305437491200
Looks like the bridge is worse off than we thought. If they don't close it off to traffic, it might collapse on its own.

Hey, it might collapse on its own if they do close it off, so might as well keep it open!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 20:43

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The bridge is fine, they got a thumbs-up from that Davenport building inspector and everything.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 20:48

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

Silly western imperialist dog! Those aren't cracks, they're veins bulging from the bridge getting stronker with the love of the Motherland!

# ? Jun 1, 2023 20:56

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I like my bridges like I like my oil refinery distillation tanks

Long bulging and veiny

# ? Jun 1, 2023 20:59

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Ukrainian spec ops force drew cracks on the supports with a NATO sharpie. Disinformation is their only weapon. Authorities have the situation in hand.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:04

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1664269764418732032
Supporting Ukraine is punishable by death you say, propagandist?

zone fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jun 1, 2023

# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:27

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Anyone who uses or flies this flag should be killed immediately

# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:38

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1664269764418732032
Supporting Ukraine is punishable by death, you say propagandist?

They talk a lot of poo poo but for some reason won't actually do anything :thunk:

# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:40

Lammasu: May 8, 2019; lawful Good Monster

mobby_6kl posted:

They talk a lot of poo poo but for some reason won't actually do anything

That's what bullies do.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:05

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Russian volunteer army is BACK heavy fighting occuring. This might be coinciding with the TASS update saying that Ukraine assaulted with two brigades(lol)

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:41

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Pander posted:

Repair crew inbound!

This was my favorite thing to do in the first hour of tears of the kingdom

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:19

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Diablo 4 launching in early access might cause a significant enough quantity of 30 and 40 something moblik to abandon their posts for the nearest bombed out pc cafe that it forces the hand of peace to break out and start clicking on tree stumps and rock heaps. Of which there are lots right now.

Unless Activision made a bad game.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:44

Persiflagist: Mar 7, 2013

mycophobia posted:

this

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

IK NOTE: If you do this, enjoy the same probe length as the troll you emptyquote. Don't do it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:12

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

what

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:16

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:25

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

shadow puppet of a posted:

Diablo 4 launching in early access might cause a significant enough quantity of 30 and 40 something moblik to abandon their posts for the nearest bombed out pc cafe that it forces the hand of peace to break out and start clicking on tree stumps and rock heaps. Of which there are lots right now.

Unless Activision made a bad game.

And thus was a new urban legend born like Japan closing its schools when Final Fantasy/Dragon Quest games come out: Russia actually declared a ceasefire when Diablo IV was released because so many of its soldiers deserted to play it

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:25

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/DrewPavlou/status/1664273319670198276
What the gently caress did I just watch?

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:33

tiaz: Jul 1, 2004; PICK UP THAT PRESENT.

Zelensky's Zealots

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/DrewPavlou/status/1664273319670198276
What the gently caress did I just watch?

Jabson Honkler is a complete lunatic and can be safely ignored. fortunately he's such an odious twerp that he can't seem to secure a real following

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:50

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

He really wants to invade Canada for some reason

# ? Jun 2, 2023 01:10

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

bring it you hinklebitch

# ? Jun 2, 2023 01:11

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:31

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

i dont but heres a couple soviet mechanical computer videos

first one they used on soyuz for navigation until 2002, they open it up and the inside is wild

the second one is a mechanical computer calculating the square root of a number and one of the coolest looking pieces of machinery I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmHaCQ8Ul6E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUsiYnHwqI

These were cool, thanks!

# ? Jun 2, 2023 01:15

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