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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

MrBling posted:


It was filmed in 2018 and then just got shelved for unknown reasons.
Could “looks terrible” be the reason?

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

davidspackage posted:

An incredible sharpshooter.

Six cuts, more than enough to kill anything that moves

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

I think I saw a billboard for it as SNAFU now th at you mention it. Could be localization

Not to be confused with the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie FUBAR currently out on Netflix.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The MSJ posted:

Not to be confused with the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie FUBAR currently out on Netflix.

….I may have actually seen this

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1663993854167511041

https://twitter.com/VoicesByZane/status/1663996434234978304

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Remulak posted:

Could “looks terrible” be the reason?

yeah probably.

The news about the release came from Pilou Asbæk (who is also in the movie) randomly tweeted in february that he had been told the movie was coming to netflix in the summer. He said that he couldn't remember exactly when they filmed it and he had no idea if it was any good because nobody had shown him the final cut.
They filmed a bunch of it in China so maybe something got caught up in the red tape of the chinese movie industry.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


I hope the The Thing sequel is a random movie that suddenly turns into a sequel in the last 20 minutes

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Tars Tarkas posted:

I hope the The Thing sequel is a random movie that suddenly turns into a sequel in the last 20 minutes

Romantic comedy where the love interest turns out to be The Thing in the last 5 minutes.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Remake of Audition where it's The Thing in the sack.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Remake of Basket Case but it's The Thing in the basket.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Remake of Forest Gump where it's The Thing in the chocolate box.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Remake of The Fellowship but it's The Thing with The Ring.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Rerecording of Lauryn Hill's Doo-Wop, but "That Thing" refers to The Thing.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Fantastic Four that's a sudden crossover with the Addams Family and then there's also The Thing and The Thing and The Thing.

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Romantic comedy where the love interest turns out to be The Thing in the last 5 minutes.

Advertised as a Starman sequel, actually a The Thing sequel.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Crossover with the Addams Family, call it The Things

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Robot Style posted:

Advertised as a Starman sequel, actually a The Thing sequel.

Thats Guardians of the Galaxy 2

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
The cat and a hat, but the thing that's in a the hat... is a cat!

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


The twist is the Thing sequel came out 10 years ago, but you have to guess what it is because the Thing was so good at mimicking humans

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

dr_rat posted:

The cat and a hat, but the thing that's in a the hat... is a cat!

what about his sidekicks, what are they called

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
NOOOOOOOO THE THING IN THE HAT WAS ACTUALLY THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Tars Tarkas posted:

The twist is the Thing sequel came out 10 years ago, but you have to guess what it is because the Thing was so good at mimicking humans

Obviously when in rome starring Kristen bell

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Shageletic posted:

Crossover with the Addams Family, call it The Things

Peter Watts did a story called "The Things" which was a retelling of the movie from the Thing's POV, which is it being confused that the weird aliens hunting it are rejecting its blessing of joining the collective consciousness of absorption and trying its best to save them from their isolation.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
It's John Carpenter, someone gave him a bag of money he could use to buy more Fallout 76 merch and keep making electronic music and said sure why not.

More power to him.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The Thing starts taking over New York, but in the last scene you realise it's in the World Trade and the calendar says 9/11/01

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Ah yes, the Remember Me ending.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
An innocent iceburg is floating happily and care free in the Atlantic for two and half hour and in the last scene a Titanic shaped thing emerges on the horizon...

And you find out it its May 31st 1911!!!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Defenestrating the Thing off the Nakatomi Plaza Bldg

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

dr_rat posted:

An innocent iceburg is floating happily and care free in the Atlantic for two and half hour and in the last scene a Titanic shaped thing emerges on the horizon...

And you find out it its May 31st 1911!!!

So it's a time travelling Titanic :confused:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Failed Imagineer posted:

So it's a time travelling Titanic :confused:

Before the 1950's no one really knew what date it was, turns out accurate calendars are just really hard to print.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Sir Kodiak posted:

Rerecording of Lauryn Hill's Doo-Wop, but "That Thing" refers to The Thing.

:hmmyes:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

That Thing You Do is alot darker than I remember

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



MonsieurChoc posted:

It's John Carpenter, someone gave him a bag of money he could use to buy more Fallout 76 merch and keep making electronic music and said sure why not.

More power to him.

John Carpenter and his lack of fucks to give/love of video games and banger electronic music is what I aspire to be when I'm his age.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

dr_rat posted:

An innocent iceburg is floating happily and care free in the Atlantic for two and half hour and in the last scene a Titanic shaped thing emerges on the horizon...

And you find out it its May 31st 1911!!!

1911

....Billion Years Ago starring Adam Driver

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

joylessdivision posted:

John Carpenter and his lack of fucks to give/love of video games and banger electronic music is what I aspire to be when I'm his age.

I'm surprised he hasn't done a soundtrack to a video game yet, he probably looked into it, saw the amount of work required, and was like "lol nah"

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
He did. 1998, Sentinel Returns.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Darthemed posted:

He did. 1998, Sentinel Returns.

The soundtrack and game kick rear end too.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

well color me corrected

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

The end of Iron Man 1 where Tony Stark stands in front of podium and says "The truth is, I am The Thing" and then he eats everyone while The Thing music plays

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
The end of Boogie Nights when Dirk Diggler unzips his pants.

“I’m the Thing, I’m the Thing, I’m the Thing”

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