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Scratch Monkey posted:In america our Cadbury bunny ads were a particularly weird sort of horny
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By popular demand posted:If ever was a reason for wearing a chainmail glove "I'm too dumb to even fold my fingers" is that. A chainmail glove will not prevent your fingers from being crushed (and likely amputated) through the glove. And that cleaver would probably cleave right through the flimsy chainmail used in chainmail gloves, tbhq. Edit: might be enough to save you if you just catch the edge of your finger, though. I'm hoping it's a fake hand. I'm doing my best to convince myself it's a fake hand. Dick Burglar fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jun 1, 2023 |
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What's that old IRA saying? "She needs to get lucky every time, but we only need to get lucky once?"
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holttho posted:What's that old IRA saying? "She needs to get lucky every time, but we only need to get lucky once?" I never heard that and I grew up in N. Ireland. More 80's UK advert madness. This was for a discontinued soft drink called Quosh.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3s8F1r-Yds
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holttho posted:What's that old IRA saying? "She needs to get lucky every time, but we only need to get lucky once?" Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always.
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Valko posted:More 80's UK advert madness. This was for a discontinued soft drink called Quosh.
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What even is that? Some kind of fish? I’m sure it’s meat but the yellow color is throwing me off
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RatHat posted:What even is that? Some kind of fish? I’m sure it’s meat but the yellow color is throwing me off 
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This 90s anti-drug ad freaked me out a bit when I was a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLqjFnTIYf8
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That would scare the living poo poo out of me as a kid. I had trouble sleeping after Trilogy of Terror.
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RatHat posted:What even is that? Some kind of fish? I’m sure it’s meat but the yellow color is throwing me off Its normal bread with a thick crust
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Wee posted:Its normal bread with a thick crust Normal bread isn’t usually filled with pink stuff
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Doesn't really seem like that sharp of a knife.
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Yeah that looks like a big chunk of snake.
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koshmar posted:Normal bread isn’t usually filled with pink stuff It's just normal, innocent bread.
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UwUnabomber posted:Yeah that looks like a big chunk of snake. Ohhh yeah that looks like what it is
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I think it's chicken, specifically something called "White cut chicken". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIX8it0BIao&t=860s The bones are left in, that's why a big rear end cleaver is being used.
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it's not running away or anything though, I don't think you need to hold the thing down while you whack it
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Valko posted:I think it's chicken, specifically something called "White cut chicken". finger clippin good
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Valko posted:I think it's chicken, specifically something called "White cut chicken". It's definitely white cut chicken. I have it pretty frequently and it would absolutely be better without the bones.
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By popular demand posted:I hope the voice actress never got horny mail because I'm sure nowadays she would have had. She got the job after recording joi vinals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKsLLoU1JFo
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McGavin posted:It's definitely white cut chicken. I have it pretty frequently and it would absolutely be better without the bones. for whatever reason in SE Asia they like picking around bones to eat stuff, and for most Europeans / Americans it's really annoying.
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The reason I was given was that the bones add flavour, but when they're whacked with a cleaver like that they have a tendency to splinter into tiny shards, which you will inevitably bite into no matter how carefully you eat. I'm firmly in the "do not whack bones with a cleaver" camp.
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McGavin posted:It's definitely white cut chicken. I have it pretty frequently and it would absolutely be better without the bones. Once you've done it a few times, separating the meat from the skeleton of a chicken takes like 2 minutes, tops. People are loving weird.
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I know a guy who ate chicken bones and all. He was a joiner (carpenter) and sometimes he'd get a couple of chicken drumsticks from the hot food counter for lunch. You'd be sitting in the back of a van at lunchtime and hear *CRUNCH*SNAP*CRUNCH*. Look over to see what was going on and he was chewing up bones like a hyena. I don't come from a culture that typically serves meat on the bone. In fact, I was serving him drinks one night and he demanded I take the lemon out of his G+T. I heard some other barman down the street served him a G+T with lime. He had a fit and shouted and the bartender "Take the fuckin' cucumber out of it, If I wanted soup I would have asked for soup!" He wore a cowboy hat, button up shirt, and trousers at all times - even when he was up a ladder hammering nails into wood. My point is, he was a bit of an oddball.
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McGavin posted:The reason I was given was that the bones add flavour, but when they're whacked with a cleaver like that they have a tendency to splinter into tiny shards, which you will inevitably bite into no matter how carefully you eat. I'm firmly in the "do not whack bones with a cleaver" camp. Absolutely, bones are kept aside for to make stock from and not to add sharp objects to the food! Fumble posted:She got the job after recording joi vinals. I keep forgetting there's nothing new underneath the sun.
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Inzombiac posted:Once you've done it a few times, separating the meat from the skeleton of a chicken takes like 2 minutes, tops. But if you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, now, would it?
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PainterofCrap posted:But if you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, now, would it? I prefer "Spring Surprise".
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Valko posted:I know a guy who ate chicken bones and all. Have you told this story elsewhere or does every fiftieth member of this forum have a weird guy eats chicken weird story
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Milo and POTUS posted:Have you told this story elsewhere or does every fiftieth member of this forum have a weird guy eats chicken weird story It's the first time I've told it but I would like a link to more.
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So a quick google search and apparently eating chicken bones is just a thing  https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-eat-even-the-chicken-bones And apparently if cooked right, and your eating the right bones it's seems it not bad for you (although eating the wrong bones can apparently and you know entirely understandably, be super dangerous!): https://practicalcooks.com/can-you-eat-chicken-bones-are-there-benefits/ So yeah, very much in the would not recommend category, but apparently still a thing people do.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm certain I can picture the movie you're talking about, but I can't find any evidence it exists. I'm pretty sure you've incepted me https://youtu.be/hjr0ziHwraw
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Oh no! The cursed doll I locked in my luggage is escaping! Better wait for it to get tired then slowly open the luggage!
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It's white cut chicken, the bone shards keep petulant Whitey's away
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The bone shards are there to cut whites.
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RatHat posted:What even is that? Some kind of fish? I’m sure it’s meat but the yellow color is throwing me off Hotdog omelet
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the bone shards prick your gums and the blood seasons the food inside of your mouth like ortolan
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Dick Burglar posted:A chainmail glove will not prevent your fingers from being crushed (and likely amputated) through the glove. And that cleaver would probably cleave right through the flimsy chainmail used in chainmail gloves, tbhq. Edit: might be enough to save you if you just catch the edge of your finger, though. Yeah, if a forklift was using a massive cleaver, sure. I had to use one years back to trim cow hides at a processing plant I work at very briefly. The amount of times the knife would go straight through the hide and *ting* off my thumb and I would feel almost nothing was noteworthy, given that if I wasn't wearing it, I wouldn't have a thumb. Bit of a cursed job, especially when you cut through an abscess or someone throws a testicle at you.
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