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Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



I’ve been making vegan pancakes that are just soy milk, flour and baking powder. My brother, who is a professional chef, has been trying to achieve the same fluffiness and crispness using folded egg whites and what not, he never got even close. I think I use the recipe that is literally the first google result for “vegan pancakes”.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Nettle Soup posted:

My partner makes vegan pancakes with our sourdough starter, but I don't think he has a recipe, just mixes it up with flour and water until it has the right consistancy and then lets it sit overnight to gain some bubbles.

That sounds like it could do for a faux-teff dough if you want to try some Ethiopian stews.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Pancakes are good, meanwhile, in China:

https://twitter.com/RADII_Media/status/1664457995395428352

Which while vaguely insulting, according to the article the trend is apparently more about finding ways to be lower effort with meals as part of increasing apathy and burnout.

https://twitter.com/CaiweiC/status/1664498451621478400

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

uber_stoat posted:

bizarrely the steak house i went to the other day had a "Last of Us" HBO series tie-in special. cordy-steak.



just gonna bleed every IP dry until the end of time lmao owns

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



We're years ahead of them in apathy and burnout :smug:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Data Graham posted:

Drenching them in a lake of maple-flavored corn syrup?

That stuff is legit addictive though.

Nettle Soup posted:

I made scones the other day with no sugar, they were fine, very tasty with some butter. I don't think you typically add sugar to croissants either? Maybe a touch to activate the yeast, butter is the main problem there.

I dunno, what's peoples pancake recipes?

I think a lot of bakeries here in the UK put sugar in their cheese scones, which should get you sent to the hague.

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Samovar posted:

That sounds like it could do for a faux-teff dough if you want to try some Ethiopian stews.
Everyone should do this by the way, Ethiopian food kicks rear end; there's something to satisfy basically any palate or food restriction. I made doro wat once and it was an instant hit. My attempt at injera was....passable? Actually lets just go with edible.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Samosas are a perfect food its tru

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie



https://twitter.com/IWASAKI_SAMPLE/status/1616933837162033153?t=pX7_Fi20jiu8sDs_NlQDoQ&s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have... :barf:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I will eat the curry hat.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Brim Curry :dadjoke:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/4oa7qu92qm3b1/DASH_1080.mp4

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Would. Nori bites prepared that way are delicious; the sushi is the icing on the cake. You can keep the Flamin' Hot variety, though.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Pookah posted:

They are quite different from everything else; I always assumed they had a lot of egg because of the texture, but it seems like it's just heavily developed gluten that makes them the way they are.
They toast up really well, and are neutrally flavored, so you can either butter n syrup them, or throw on a savory topping, like a poached egg and they are still really good.

I've only made sourdough discard crumpets, but if those are an accurate representation, they're almost like halfway between English muffins and pancakes. Similar shape as English muffins, but way more airy, bubbly, crispy, and oily. Whereas English muffins I would expect to be more baked and bready, with a browned and lightly dusted crust.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/SportScran/status/1664685517676347393

:stare:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Absolutely would

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
Crumpets are completely different from what I would consider an English Muffin. They're like an edible sponge, full of holes, kind of rubbery when untoasted, but they get a bit of a crispy outside while staying sort of spongey inside? You can spread whatever on top of them when they're warm and it gets absorbed into the holes and permeates the crumpet.

English Muffins are a sort of dusty bread that gets a bit hard outside after you toast them and when split in half they have a textured surface that holds onto spreads. They're just sort of fine, whereas crumpets are amazing.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I really want to make some clotted cream and eat it on scones...with some jam

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

It's kinda fun to make! You should do it!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



gently caress me UP

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
OUR CENTER SQUARE IS BACK wooo

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


hewwo!

re: american food. i didn’t understand you guys and your obsession with ranch until i was in an ihop in california and i was like “balsamic?” and she goes “que?” and brings me a salad that is mostly onions and ranch. that poo poo slapped.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Ranch is tasty even if I don't like it. Homemade Ranch is pretty good? But why not just make a Blue cheese dressing at that point?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Oh yeah, alright
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an American Ranch

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Ranch is fine as a salad dressing, but yeah I'd pretty much always rather have bleu cheese. It makes a pretty good veggie dip too I guess. Any other use of it as a topping or condiment is disgusting.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


it was served in gallon jugs at a funeral i went to and i saw at least one person put it on a butter tart

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie



cash crab posted:

it was served in gallon jugs at a funeral i went to and i saw at least one person put it on a butter tart

Maybe the deceased wanted quick company

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





This always shows up as an option when ordering sandwiches online from one of the restaurants here, I always think drat....or should I....?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Captain Hygiene posted:



This always shows up as an option when ordering sandwiches online from one of the restaurants here, I always think drat....or should I....?

Can you get it on the side or....?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




America.jpg

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

Can you get it on the side or....?

That's what I want to find out, I have no idea

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Most American porn shoots use Ranch in place of actual ejaculate. It produces a noticeably happier reaction from the America actors.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Boba ranch

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Captain Hygiene posted:

That's what I want to find out, I have no idea

I just checked and a bottle of Ranch is about 16oz. How big of a sando we talking here? Unless it's like 24" I think the 8oz is maybe a bad idea.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

I just checked and a bottle of Ranch is about 16oz. How big of a sando we talking here? Unless it's like 24" I think the 8oz is maybe a bad idea.

Look into your heart, you know the truth
It's all regular size buns/6" rolls :911:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Get the sopping wet sandwich and report back please

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
We need to see the rest of the options before we can really decide if 8oz of ranch is too much for a 6" roll. Maybe the only thing on the menu is the 6" Ranch Sandwich.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

One of my fellow American shipmates asking for ranch with their pizza at this nice wood-fired joint in England, and the waitresses horrified reaction is one of the memories seared into my brain forever.

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



We really need to update the expression: "As American as mom, ranch dressing, and Rascal scooters".

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