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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



"John Wojtowicz poses at the Brooklyn branch Chase Bank that he robbed in 1972 in an attempt to fund sexual reassignment surgery for his lover. "

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/HumanBeingBross/status/1658433478520721411?s=20

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

The store, which was parked next to a police van, had bright yellow sandwich boards featuring a price list for all the drugs, which ranged from $10 for a point (one-tenth of a gram) of meth to $250 for 2.5 grams of crack. Martin, who wore a stab-proof vest as he sold drugs from behind a plexiglas window inside the shop, said he wanted to stay close to street prices.

Martin told VICE News Wednesday that his plan was to get arrested eventually. He said he wants to launch a constitutional challenge arguing that prohibition has created a toxic drug supply that’s killing Canadians.

“He would allege that laws that prevent a safe supply and result in death by poisoning contravene section 7 of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms and must be struck down,” his lawyer, Paul Lewin, wrote in a letter to Martin’s potential business partners.

Martin already has a cannabis trafficking conviction.

Martin said he was partially inspired to open the store by his stepbrother Gord Rennie, who died of a drug overdose last year.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxbdz/man-arrested-after-opening-heroin-cocaine-and-meth-store-in-canada

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

actual badass tbqh, honestly wish i had the balls it would take to do that

(idk what canada's federal drug laws are like, probably not quite as nasty as the US but still)

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
How does he know his drugs aren’t laced?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
They've recently changed policy at local hospitals here in Vancouver, where if someone comes in for treatment and they have small amounts of any sort of drug on them, we just let them keep the drugs now.

Although the amount of people who come in for surgery and have pre-gamed with some substance, and then are surprised when they can no longer have surgery, remains weirdly high.

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
Won't even let me chew cum before a colonoscopy.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

How does he know his drugs aren’t laced?

Testing kits.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Mechanical Pencil posted:

Won't even let me chew cum before a colonoscopy.

If your husband's/ boyfriend's cum is chewable then he should immediately seek medical attention. Or get an onlyfans.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

How does he know his drugs aren’t laced?

Presumably he tries them himself first.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mechanical Pencil posted:

Won't even let me chew cum before a colonoscopy.

cums up the scope

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Mechanical Pencil posted:

Won't even let me chew cum before a colonoscopy.

I’m here to lick rear end and chew cum…


…and I’m all outta cum. :c00l:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

BigHead posted:

If your husband's/ boyfriend's cum is chewable then he should immediately seek medical attention. Or get an onlyfans.

If you eat a lot of ground up flint (the stone) it'll solidify up your jizz real good. Ain't you ever hear o' flint(stones) chewable cummies before???

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

BigHead posted:

If your partner's cum is chewable then they should immediately seek medical attention..

Anyone can have nuts, my guy.

It's 2023 AD and you're on some 19th century gender binary poo poo lmao fuckin wax cylinder steam powered genders lol

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What have you done to my beautiful thread?!
:mods:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

By popular demand posted:

What have you done to my beautiful thread?!
:mods:

All Cum Is Beautiful

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Biplane posted:

All Cum Is Beautiful

All Cum Is Bubbalicious.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Biplane posted:

All Cum Is Beautiful

I feel like you have a pony jar

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Kiribati man in traditional armour, c. 1890

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





Tadej Pogačar is an absolute beast

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Gustav can ride very fast.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



We got a long yard to mow
And some tall grass to get square

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzJeUv-m6k

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Eastbound and mown

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



HenryJLittlefinger posted:

We got a long yard to mow
And some tall grass to get square

:golfclap:

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

We got a long yard to mow
And some tall grass to get square

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbVTPftcgs

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


YES

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

You know what, that's exactly what I said

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

I'm just happy we got prey made

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



ekuNNN posted:


A Kiribati man in traditional armour, c. 1890

I've seen a suit of that armour type in the Kelvingrove museum in Glasgow. Made almost entirely from shark teeth.

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Are they smooth, too?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




In the thumbnail at first I thought it was that painting from ghostbusters 2

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Hell yeah. Such a good time, every time.

The "making of" is essential movie magic coolness, too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8an9v-fFak

ynohtna has a new favorite as of 14:42 on Jun 4, 2023

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ynohtna posted:

Hell yeah. Such a good time, every time.

The "making of" is essential movie magic coolness, too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8an9v-fFak

Sonnovabitch, they're the same people who made the Jumbo Monster Gomera videos, I never put 2 and 2 together. I made a small effortpost about that in the Godzilla thread CD a while back:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They actually produced 10 short videos and even released a soft vinyl figure and stuffed plush toy but it doesn't seem to have gone anywhere, probably because Gomera's dick and balls were swinging free and apparently every episode ends with him getting shot in the dick which isn't exactly G rated
I thought the videos had been scrubbed from Youtube, maybe I just suck at googling

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rvsqxxEL4N1r0uzl6.mp4

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There really should be a "___ vs Predator" movie every couple of years. Just think of a badass and a cool setting, and make that badass fight a Predator in it. You can do it a million times and it'll never quite get old.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

There really should be a "___ vs Predator" movie every couple of years. Just think of a badass and a cool setting, and make that badass fight a Predator in it. You can do it a million times and it'll never quite get old.

Megashark vs Predator

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