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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Putin is losing to the Ukrainian Jimmy Kimmel.


Let that sink in?

Maybe more Martin Sheen / Jean Arthur

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lammasu posted:

No, Zelensky is actually funny.

Why don't you like Jimmy Kimmel?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Nooner posted:

Why don't you like Jimmy Kimmel?

He’s better than his former tv cohosts Ben Stein and Adam Carolla

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ya

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
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Dares Box Trump

Tree Bucket posted:

There's huntsmen spiders, which are enormous placid ceiling friends; and funnelwebs, which subsist off pain and misery

Can't spell funnelweb spider without fun though :colbert:

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005


Australia got Abrams tanks, too.

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1664060450772865026?s=20

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




beer_war posted:

Australia got Abrams tanks, too.


That's another amazing "send us stuff video" but be advised there's some gore in the replies.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1664877033753591809
What airdefense doing?

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1664874855840268290
Canada and Poland have signed a joint agreement to provide aid to Ukraine, both humanitarian and military.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

CSM posted:

No need to make poo poo up when Putin is already bad enough.

He is painstakingly incontinent, though.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

zone posted:

the allocation of 5 billion rubbles to dragoon as many people into the service as possible,

Thats a 1 month of salary for 25 000 mobilized
Not a lot lol

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Not a problem if the average survival rate of those mobilized is <1 month *taps nose*

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Tigey posted:

Not a problem if the average survival rate of those mobilized is <1 month *taps nose*

In that case the state needs to pay out the family about 5 mil roubles, i.e. about 25 months of 200 000 salary.

Yeah yeah russian bureaucracy (and intentionally keeping missed in action status as long as possible) but the evidence says they actually tend to pay out

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Lammasu posted:

So, they are going to send boomerangs and drop bears?

They are saving all the Emus for the defence of Taiwan. :colbert:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Deploying emus to a populated area - another SEATO crime

Save me Xi Jinping!!!

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Carth Dookie posted:

We should send our Abrams. Not like we're going to use them.

Abrams, bushmasters, and poo poo give ‘em the ASLAVS. Our boxer and hawkei are trash sadly.

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts
https://twitter.com/dsa_intl_comm/status/1663930776776318977

I am so, so tired

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

fatherboxx posted:

Thats a 1 month of salary for 25 000 mobilized
Not a lot lol

Holy cow - 1 billion rubbles is hardly more than 12 million USD.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Multipolarniks create a prison and call it peace.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:


Russian MoD accidentally published information about their plans for moooobilization. Key takeaways are people refusing to go fight for Russia, a large database of eligible service candidates, the allocation of 5 billion rubbles to dragoon as many people into the service as possible, the total formation of 1 army corps, 5 divisions, and 26 brigades, and the kidnapping of potential conscripts on the service list.

1 billion roubles?!

How are we going to pay them with 5 million rubles?!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Holy cow - 1 billion rubbles is hardly more than 12 million USD.

5000 malnourished 40+ yo drunkards from Omsk for 1 month or 6 tomahawk missiles? Checkmate westoids!!!!

Somaen
Nov 19, 2007

by vyelkin

Lammasu posted:

No, Zelensky is actually funny.

Drug addict comedian Zelensky is going to be laughing when he spent all wester aid on cocaine after he has been bombing dombass for 8 year!!!!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well it isn't called Dumbas for nothing.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




The DSA has been utterly loving disappointing

Like holy poo poo what a way to completely destroy any good will you had built up, by loving throwing your support to loving Putin, the most right wing dictator in the world, of all people. I tore up my membership and left pretty much as soon as this idiot war started.

Just utter idiocy

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

impressive that they have managed 78 likes for that in 3 days given the list of groups and speakers involved

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Herstory Begins Now posted:

impressive that they have managed 78 likes for that in 3 days given the list of groups and speakers involved

Lmao not a single supportive comment either, just universal backlash

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

steinrokkan posted:

Lmao not a single supportive comment either, just universal backlash

you love to see it

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Herstory Begins Now posted:

impressive that they have managed 78 likes for that in 3 days given the list of groups and speakers involved

Lmao someone is MALDING in the GBS politics threads lately, that red text isn't even clever

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao someone is MALDING in the GBS politics threads lately, that red text isn't even clever

Tankies aren't known to be clever

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
i've had it for a while, it makes me chuckle every time i write a long tedious post that sucks to read

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

TulliusCicero posted:

The DSA has been utterly loving disappointing

Like holy poo poo what a way to completely destroy any good will you had built up, by loving throwing your support to loving Putin, the most right wing dictator in the world, of all people. I tore up my membership and left pretty much as soon as this idiot war started.

Just utter idiocy

I know, right? Just utterly repulsive, self-destructive idiocy.

In truth I'm surprised that they're so angry with the Democratic party, since the DSA also is happy for the oppressed to give up the fight without any resistance.

Samovar fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Jun 3, 2023

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Here's how you actually achieve peace



with storm shadows bolted to a Su-24

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"you forgot orban"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

TulliusCicero posted:

The DSA has been utterly loving disappointing

Like holy poo poo what a way to completely destroy any good will you had built up, by loving throwing your support to loving Putin, the most right wing dictator in the world, of all people. I tore up my membership and left pretty much as soon as this idiot war started.

Just utter idiocy

DSA just unloading a submachine gun in their foot and wondering why everyone is looking at them funny

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

putin isa a rweal bigf piuece of poo poo

:hmmyes:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



TulliusCicero posted:

The DSA has been utterly loving disappointing

Like holy poo poo what a way to completely destroy any good will you had built up, by loving throwing your support to loving Putin, the most right wing dictator in the world, of all people. I tore up my membership and left pretty much as soon as this idiot war started.

Just utter idiocy

the corrupting power of NATO is so great that they turned the DSA fascist

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm starting to suspect Putin may actually be a blyat.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/agraybee/status/1664482234898710529

A strong man needs to step in and establish peace within the Brooklyn DSA branches

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I support anti US thought.

So yeah that means I support:

Pol Pot
Hitler
The Kaiser
The theocracy of Iran

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://twitter.com/berlin_bridge/status/1665002633541611522?s=20 Scholz is alright sometimes.

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Somaen
Nov 19, 2007

by vyelkin

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I support anti US thought.

So yeah that means I support:

Pol Pot
Hitler
The Kaiser
The theocracy of Iran

Anti imperialism is when you have solidarity with Russia's interests in its imperial sphere of influence

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