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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




That the bones are left in is how one knows it’s good.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The clam balls website.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
They rival the pigs

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I guess clams share one big pair

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

That's a sea anemone.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


no its a clams big balls

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Chrpno posted:

wanna meet that dad

Why’d you bring that rotten meat in here of all places

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What the gently caress

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Rocky Mountain oysters

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Forbidden Toffee.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

McGavin posted:

The bone shards are there to cut whites.

This is white genocide

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

McGavin posted:

That's a sea anemone.

Anemoneez nuts.

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

McGavin posted:

That's a sea anemone.

nice to semenenemy u too

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The balls are stored with the clams

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

someone throws a testicle at you.

Yeah. You'd get covered in all the piss stored in it.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Oh they're dressing up as half life monsters for Halloween. Neat.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Look at that clams huge balls

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
that things got a lot of dicks

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Oooh someone got a close-up of MTG's toes

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

McGavin posted:

That's a sea anemone.

blatman posted:

no its a clams big balls

koshmar posted:

Why’d you bring that rotten meat in here of all places

bird with big dick posted:

What the gently caress

dr_rat posted:

Oh they're dressing up as half life monsters for Halloween. Neat.

toiletbrush posted:

that things got a lot of dicks

TotalLossBrain posted:

Oooh someone got a close-up of MTG's toes

Turn on your monitors

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



I don't know where this is. I don't know where it came from. I don't care to know.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Computer, show me nude Alf.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
chicken lady: can I have a quaaaaaarter?

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

McGavin posted:

Computer, show me nude Alf.

It's not just that it's nude Alf. Alf is normally nude. This is shaved, nude Alf.

Shaved, nude Alf in the position.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
That fits with where the series ended

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Serves those brainless idiot anemones right for growing above low tide mark.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Say what you will about ALF, but there absolutely no doubting the fact that he'll go down on a lady.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cocaine Bear posted:

Say what you will about ALF, but there absolutely no doubting the fact that he'll go down on a lady.

:haw:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Cocaine Bear posted:

Say what you will about ALF, but there absolutely no doubting the fact that he'll go down on a lady.

:perfect:

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
remember the Alf edits the guy that made the TNG ones made

HERE COMES MR MEATLOAF

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

remember the Alf edits the guy that made the TNG ones made

HERE COMES MR MEATLOAF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZERfeh7n4Q

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Smik posted:



I don't know where this is. I don't know where it came from. I don't care to know.

I kill me...

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


It says fragrance free, but I can smell that image from here.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ł ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

remember the Alf edits the guy that made the TNG ones made

HERE COMES MR MEATLOAF

lol they are classics the guy who made them made homestuck

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

BrigadierSensible posted:

It says fragrance free, but I can smell that image from here.

And at no extra charge, hence the fragrance is free, to you.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cocaine Bear posted:

Say what you will about ALF, but there absolutely no doubting the fact that he'll go down on a lady.

Oooh :golfclap:

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Real curse is learning what happened to Max Wright after Alf ended.

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