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Polo-Rican posted:Why's he naked and where's the dick your species is not prepared for the answers to these questions
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he got it sucked right off by a ladygrey
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Jun 4, 2023 15:44
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von neuman probe sucked me off
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Jun 4, 2023 16:09
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only genderless vat grown automatomatons can do 20 probes a night without succumbing to extreme horniness
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Jun 4, 2023 16:38
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Probing von neuman
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Jun 4, 2023 17:11
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I'm just tired of all the innuendo. Mellon or Lue just need to come out and say it They hosed an orb
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Jun 4, 2023 17:19
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lue: buddy, they won't even let me...
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Jun 4, 2023 17:27
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(rawhide theme) orbin orbin orbin
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Jun 4, 2023 17:33
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The orb was a bad lay That's why it's somber
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Jun 4, 2023 17:40
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important update: https://twitter.com/UAPTheory/status/1665345966814244865
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Jun 4, 2023 18:35
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I always press my eyes against my friends eyes
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Jun 4, 2023 19:11
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thats how you know your close, when the orbs touch
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Jun 4, 2023 19:13
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piss is stored in the orbs
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Jun 4, 2023 19:51
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spiritual lovemaking forms spreadsheet updated
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Jun 4, 2023 19:53
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spiritual STDs
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Jun 4, 2023 20:07
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Bilirubin posted:spiritual STDs thats what u get from reading this thread too much
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Jun 4, 2023 20:08
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mediaphage posted:thats what u get from reading this thread too much ohhh so that's what that tingling is.
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Jun 4, 2023 20:26
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The Saucer Hovers posted:only genderless vat grown automatomatons can do 20 probes a night without succumbing to extreme horniness I accept this challenge
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Jun 4, 2023 20:58
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Victor Vermis posted:Future/trans-dimensional observers of the inciting incident leading to WWIII and the effective extinction of our species? imo the iliad is a helpful story that shows how our lives are intertwined with the whims of psychotic and self absorbed entities generally beyond our ken. there are the entities that just notice us and watch, or pass by and go "gently caress that poo poo"; but others that are bored as hell, hang around, and keep us as something between a pet, and the raw material by which they play games and tell stories with each other. Our suffering, privation, and want all in service of a meaningless and eternal game.
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Jun 4, 2023 21:04
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Lackey posted:ohhh so that's what that tingling is. if you experience a burning sensation while astral projecting, please consult your shaman
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Jun 4, 2023 22:26
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mediaphage posted:thats what u get from reading this thread too much The gateway to astral crabs
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Jun 4, 2023 22:49
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Azathoth posted:if you experience a burning sensation while astral projecting, please consult your shaman it burns when i ESP
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Jun 4, 2023 23:03
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how do I find my local shaman ?
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Jun 4, 2023 23:05
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euphronius posted:how do I find my local shaman ? yoga classes at the YMCA - look for the white person with dreads
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Jun 4, 2023 23:09
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oh yeah I know them
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Jun 4, 2023 23:11
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blatman posted:it burns when i ESP [UFOs] it burns when i ESP
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Jun 4, 2023 23:13
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euphronius posted:oh yeah I know them Not a real shaman unless they never wear socks
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Jun 4, 2023 23:20
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P. good thread title
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Jun 5, 2023 00:00
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blatman posted:it burns when i ESP Lmfao
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Jun 5, 2023 00:11
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Lib and let die posted:[UFOs] it burns when i ESP
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Jun 5, 2023 00:40
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euphronius posted:how do I find my local shaman ? jail 
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Jun 5, 2023 00:43
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euphronius posted:how do I find my local shaman ? craigslist
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Jun 5, 2023 01:06
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euphronius posted:how do I find my local shaman ? I found mine through my aunt, well step aunt, who is a local psychic. Then it turned out that I'd met him 22 years previous when I was a kid. His son and I were in the same 5th grade class and hung out a few times. He showed a small group of us some local place with "portals", which was cool. I didn't see a portal, but there are a lot of awesome petroglyphs in the area. I then went with him on a group trip he used to lead to Peru, checked out Lima, Cisco, Machu Picchu and spent 3 nights in the amazon jungle on the Rio de Madre Dios with a tribe doing ayahuasca. Saw some wild Capybara too, which was awesome. The Shaman is Jade Wah'oo Grigori and he still practices, but was forced out of the area by all the long term rentals becoming AirBnB. I just looked at his website for the first time in years and looks like it was updated with a store and pay options, guess that kind of thing is almost inevatable these days. He still does offer a free download of his Eagle Egg Meditation. I used that meditation a lot back in 09 when I was hanging with him. It's pretty cool from what I remember. Anyway, that's my local shaman, or was.
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Jun 5, 2023 01:12
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they took all the shamans put 'em in a shaman museum and they charged the people an airbnb just to see 'em
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Jun 5, 2023 01:18
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Mola Yam posted:they took all the shamans Some real bangers in the thread today, good job y'all
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Jun 5, 2023 01:21
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Mola Yam posted:they took all the shamans
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Jun 5, 2023 02:21
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Mola Yam posted:they took all the shamans Orbs are giving a good report about the thread to the mothership today
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Jun 5, 2023 06:56
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 Leslie Kean and Ralph Blumenthal byline https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/ INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS SAY U.S. HAS RETRIEVED CRAFT OF NON-HUMAN ORIGIN posted:A former intelligence official turned whistleblower has given Congress and the Intelligence Community Inspector General extensive classified information about deeply covert programs that he says possess retrieved intact and partially intact craft of non-human origin.
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Jun 5, 2023 14:12
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pancake rabbit posted:
This is a pretty big story if it's legit, but I'm really curious why this is in The Debrief, when Kean and Blumenthal have published all their UFO stuff in the NYT up until now. I wonder if they shopped it there and an editor there bounced the story for some reason.
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Jun 5, 2023 14:14
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pancake rabbit posted:
why is there USA the only one capable of doing this
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