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Sometimes you eat the Garf, and sometimes the Garf eats you.
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# ? Jun 1, 2023 11:21 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 06:39 |
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Ror posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1663944216672706561 It's a blurry photo, but probably terrible quality printing on the cushion as well. I remember an old review of some other GarfEats merch saying you couldn't read the speech bubble writing because it had been printed from a lovely jpeg.
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# ? Jun 1, 2023 11:59 |
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Ror posted:700 bucks is a pretty good price for a bespoke 3-piece suit. You know, if you are the same size as Nathen Mazri and want to look like Garfield. I don’t think it’s bespoke though. ‘Size medium’ most likely means he either bought it off the rack, or picked a fabric and the shop cranked out a standard pattern with it.
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# ? Jun 1, 2023 12:17 |
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Hedenius posted:First live human eh… Traditionally they posed cadavers with garfield for the purpose of marketing garfieldeats
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# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:39 |
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1664381360121708546?s=20
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 03:01 |
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Sexy Cat Girl for president, when?
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 03:05 |
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I am not sure what this means E: Oh ok. Biden tripped over a sandbag at a commencement speech so naturally some weirdo Canadian is very interested
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 03:13 |
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Frank Frank posted:I am not sure what this means I'm sure that the weirdo Australian Nazi who used to live in my neighborhood has some very strong opinions and a whole rant prepared on this event I'm just now hearing about. And I'm American!
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 03:26 |
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https://www.cleanlabelproduct.com/board w...what is he doing with his hand?
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:25 |
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(He tweeted the link to that site here)
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:27 |
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Jesus did Nathen will this into existence "subscribe to The Pop Insider, the only publication 100% dedicated to licensed merch!" #fuelyourfandom https://thepopinsider.com/subscribe/
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:30 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:Jesus did Nathen will this into existence More or less, yes: quote:Nathen Mazri, Canadian, is a clean label activist and entrepreneur known for his Farm2Plate quick service restaurant, GarfieldEATS, which quickly became a popular destination for those seeking an officially licensed Garfield-themed menu and of course, lasagnas made of fresh, clean, and locally sourced ingredients. Looks like pops has financed a new (considerably less silly) business venture. I guess this means Eegeez and NathenEats are dead though. RIP NathenEats. We hardly knew ye. This is still extremely weird though because their call to action is to petition the FDA in the United States. Nathen is Canadian.
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:36 |
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Frank Frank posted:https://www.cleanlabelproduct.com/board crushing your head between his fingers
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:39 |
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lol the other guys' bios are weird as hell too:quote:He is an award-winning open innovation specialist that contributed to bringing to market the world’s first Microsoft Mobile device as well as the launching of the Windows10 eco-system. He has worked with Toshiba, Qualcomm, D.A.R.P.A., and Google in the development and conceptualization of the Google Project, ARA. WTF is that last line? quote:
Does he mean ISO2008 because that's not a thing. Googling "IOS2008 standard' yields no hits. Also this guy is Canadian too. So an Italian national and two guys from Canada are going to yell at the FDA I guess?
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 05:43 |
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I don’t think I realized previously that the Clean Label Product thing was another trademark Nathen Mazri scheme. That I didn’t notice anything amiss probably doesn’t speak well to wellness-adjacent food products.
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 06:52 |
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You know who else was a specialist in innovating with openings? Kirk Johnson
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 07:02 |
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Frank Frank posted:lol the other guys' bios are weird as hell too: Is word salad a clean label product?
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 07:11 |
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steinrokkan posted:Is word salad a clean label product? Powerful thread title material here
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 07:15 |
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This is the least stupid thing I have seen Nathen attach his name to in a very long time if ever and I wish him the best (unless this is somehow scummy, in which case gently caress him and all involved).
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 07:35 |
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It’s pretty stupid. You pay him to use “generative AI” to determine that a certain percentage of ingredients in a product are “natural,” and then you can put the label on your packaging. No food manufacturer is going to sign up for this Also that site is full of Mazriverse easter eggs, including the armpit food deodorant
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:38 |
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I wonder if the two other guys on "the board" have seen Nathen making out with that giant stuffed garfield.
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 16:40 |
Frank Frank posted:lol the other guys' bios are weird as hell too: Ok first off Maurizio didn't create me and I'm going to be speaking to a lawyer about this continual slander
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 16:43 |
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Frank Frank posted:
He probably got patents at one of those tech jobs and either they’re for nothing special or he can’t talk about them.
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 17:35 |
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i want a patent for a table that's actually also a farm
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 17:36 |
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imagine going to a restaurant and sitting down in front of a planter box
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 17:37 |
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Mozi posted:imagine going to a restaurant and sitting down in front of a planter box I'm on board!
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 17:45 |
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the yeti posted:He probably got patents at one of those tech jobs and either they’re for nothing special or he can’t talk about them. It was more the way he said it than the content. Why is he referring to the guy by his last name?
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 17:50 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Ok first off Maurizio didn't create me and I'm going to be speaking to a lawyer about this continual slander Did he do any specialist innovations to any of your, uh, openings
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 18:02 |
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Frank Frank posted:I wonder if the two other guys on "the board" have seen Nathen making out with that giant stuffed garfield. I’d be surprised if the other two guys on the board knew that they had signed up for this.
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 18:32 |
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Frank Frank posted:https://www.cleanlabelproduct.com/board something's been bugging me about their logo for days and it finally clicked
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# ? Jun 4, 2023 19:44 |
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Lol
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# ? Jun 4, 2023 19:56 |
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DoombatINC posted:something's been bugging me about their logo for days and it finally clicked Lol
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# ? Jun 4, 2023 21:45 |
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Ror posted:700 bucks is a pretty good price for a bespoke 3-piece suit. You know, if you are the same size as Nathen Mazri and want to look like Garfield. "First LIVE human"
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# ? Jun 4, 2023 23:21 |
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Does that mean Nathen was the only licensee willing to pay the like $500,000 upcharge to have an outside character appearing with Garfield on merchandise
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 01:49 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:Does that mean Nathen was the only licensee willing to pay the like $500,000 upcharge to have an outside character appearing with Garfield on merchandise Not sure there's a huge demand for this service.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 02:32 |
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Well I guess something happened in Toronto, and now we have a new Nathenism. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1665063004809961472 https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1665434263607451649 https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1665448054692929539
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 10:31 |
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he does look pretty good for 57
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 10:40 |
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the clean label thing is right up his alley, just another nonsense scam like his completely nonexistent farm2plate bs
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 12:25 |
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Eh, I think there's *something* to it for sure but it's going to be wildly disorganized and Nathen hasn't figured out how to actually effect change since his business plan seems to be "bother the FDA (in the US)". The approach kinda makes sense I guess since a lot of global food distribution megacorps are HQ'ed here but at the same time, it would seem to me it would make more sense to lobby Canada's FDA equivalent for stricter guidelines or whatever. He doesn't appear to be selling anything for a change - just offering consumer advice, so that's good? E: I do genuinely love that his first reaction when running into a weirdo twitter racist is "bitch, I'm GORGEOUS"
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 12:35 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 06:39 |
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It's the same as egeez - there's a core of an idea, but Nathen couldn't figure out what role he could play in executing it, so he tries to insert himself as a useless middle man
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 12:40 |