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Paladinus posted:I suppose you need to possess minimal understanding of language and be able to tell verbs from nouns.
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Paladinus posted:I suppose you need to possess minimal understanding of language and be able to tell verbs from nouns. sure, but i don't know of any exceptions to the -ize spelling in american
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Mr. Fix It posted:sure, but i don't know of any exceptions to the -ize spelling in american Improvise, surprise, disguise, advise, etc.
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Jun 5, 2023 12:47
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Paladinus posted:Improvise, surprise, disguise, advise, etc. ah, improvise is def one that is usually spelled that way, tho i think i'll be spelling it improvize from now on. i don't think that the rest of those are the same morpheme tho.
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Jun 5, 2023 12:50
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If Master & Commander has taught me anything it's that "surprize" is the older spelling anyway and "surprise" is the neologism
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If Master & Commander has taught me anything, that's news to me
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Jun 5, 2023 13:31
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It taught me what the weather gauge is
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Paladinus posted:I suppose you need to possess minimal understanding of language and be able to tell verbs from nouns. lmao you do realize how many nouns and verbs look the same in English?
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Grendels Dad posted:lmao you do realize how many nouns and verbs look the same in English? not too mention that sise can be a verb.
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Mr. Fix It posted:not too mention that sise can be a verb. are u sising up my bird mate
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Mr. Fix It posted:ah, improvise is def one that is usually spelled that way, tho i think i'll be spelling it improvize from now on. i don't think that the rest of those are the same morpheme tho. You'd be well advized not to do that
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Jun 5, 2023 13:44
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Borscht posted:Last year I grew a variety of pumpkin that had been bred to have unshelled seeds! Before that I thought they took regular pumpkin seeds, shelled them and then sold them. it was very exciting Well heck. I never knew this existed. I always assumed they were shelled in the process. I'll have to add one of these to my garden. Love some pepitas. We always brine and roast the regular ones, those are good too.
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Scratch Monkey posted:It taught me what the weather gauge is Also not to bird hunt on the crowded deck of a ship at sea.
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Jun 5, 2023 13:49
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Scratch Monkey posted:It taught me what the weather gauge is i remember there being an early 2000s pornstar named guage or something like a fuckin spelling googlebomb but "oops you typed a regular word wrong here's my tits"
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Arivia posted:i remember there being an early 2000s pornstar named guage or something like a fuckin spelling googlebomb but "oops you typed a regular word wrong here's my tits" Back around the late 90s/early 00s there was one like this with the whitehouse website. Real website was (and still is) whitehouse.gov, but .com or .org or something like that was a porn site.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Back around the late 90s/early 00s there was one like this with the whitehouse website. Real website was (and still is) whitehouse.gov, but .com or .org or something like that was a porn site. Lmfao oh man thanks for making me remember pulling whitehouse.com up on the classroom computer when I was like 14 and the absolute pandemonium that ensued 
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Jun 5, 2023 13:57
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Now it's for politics gambling, lol.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Back around the late 90s/early 00s there was one like this with the whitehouse website. Real website was (and still is) whitehouse.gov, but .com or .org or something like that was a porn site.
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Some sort of... large pastry.
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Mr. Fix It posted:ah, improvise is def one that is usually spelled that way, tho i think i'll be spelling it improvize from now on. i don't think that the rest of those are the same morpheme tho. Don’t you start changing chemical names on us, too.
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Paladinus posted:I suppose you need to possess minimal understanding of language and be able to tell verbs from nouns. Right, I'll make sure the shoes are sised correctly. e;jfc
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Cyrano4747 posted:Back around the late 90s/early 00s there was one like this with the whitehouse website. Real website was (and still is) whitehouse.gov, but .com or .org or something like that was a porn site. Wasn't there also a "hotmale.com"?
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Platystemon posted:“To the mouse and any smaller animal, gravity presents practically no dangers. You can drop a mouse down a thousand‐yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.” Yo I think a man is gonna be more than broken falling a thousand yards
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That is both a very Chase and a very Austin thing to do.
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Maryland has about 3/4 of a million of these license plates with the URL now leading to a foreign gambling site thanks to someone loving up https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2023/06/02/maryland-license-plates-philippines-gambling/ It's also just a terribly ugly design because Fort McHenry is not particularly interesting to look at from the side, but is much cooler from the air 
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Cyrano4747 posted:Back around the late 90s/early 00s there was one like this with the whitehouse website. Real website was (and still is) whitehouse.gov, but .com or .org or something like that was a porn site. Long time ago, I helped out in a community college level class for credit, it was a "Intro to the Internet" and was around..1999 I think. Class had a pretty huge age range, but mostly skewed older. Anyway, teacher was going over how important it was to doublecheck addresses, and how important it was to get .com/.net and such right. He mentions whitehouse.com and immediately some older lady in there puts that in and learns and important lesson that day. The next class, she mentions in passing that she went back when she was home as the site was very patriotic, but mentioned on dialup it was too slow.
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SpacePig posted:Some sort of... large pastry. We've come full circle
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God, they're making ANOTHER Mission:Impossible movie?
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the impossible mission is going to be getting a health department rating
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Field Mousepad posted:We've come full circle Shrimp Cake
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They’re mostly around front actually
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Ah, another historical recipe!
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This arouses the crab.
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This makes the crack more difficult to smoke
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Nostalgamus posted:Wasn't there also a "hotmale.com"? Wouldn't doubt it. Back in those days, I worked with a nice dude in his late 60's who became obsessed with eBay. Didn't know anything else about the internet, but loved to go window shopping on there. One day he sits down at the pc, and next thing he's hollering "Hey! Hey! What are all these little windows? Help?!" I look over and he's got porn pop-ups coming faster than he can whack-a-mole them. He'd typo-ed in ebnay.com, which led you to Fuckingham Palace. For the next 10 years I worked there, we teased him when he'd use the computer, "Going to visit the Palace, huh?" (He was a good sport and found the whole thing funny.)
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Scratch Monkey posted:It taught me what the weather gauge is 
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I got a job as a porn site pun writer but when I gave it a whack they fired me 
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