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drat did Russia wipe out a 17th...20th...poo poo I've lost count, how many NATO armies have been lost now? Couple more victories over invisible enemies and everyone gets an invisible medal presented by Putin himself! Unfortunately Russian intelligence reports that NATO warlocks have ruined the ceremony by casting invisibility spells on Putin also making him invisible. Doesn't hide the smell though! Putin is a real piece of poo poo.
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Sedgr posted:drat did Russia wipe out a 17th...20th...poo poo I've lost count, how many NATO armies have been lost now? Couple more victories over invisible enemies and everyone gets an invisible medal presented by Putin himself! Unfortunately Russian intelligence reports that NATO warlocks have ruined the ceremony by casting invisibility spells on Putin also making him invisible. Doesn't hide the smell though! Wizards can only hide things up to a certain size, the mountain of poo poo leaking from Putin’s pants is above that limit.
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Jun 5, 2023 12:34
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the counteroffensive was the friends we killed along the way
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Jun 5, 2023 12:34
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Ahhh, so Russia got their asses kicked and Ukraine broke through? Russia has been known to claim destruction of things not present, so this victory of an offensive before the offensive arrives might be hopeful lying and not bog standard copium. 
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Jun 5, 2023 12:49
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1665685527209623557 Voenkors are none too happy that the authorities continue burying their heads in the sand.
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Jun 5, 2023 12:58
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beer_war posted:https://twitter.com/francisjfarrell/status/1665611970207182848?s=20 Yup. Assuming offensive has started (and nobody really knows yet), there will be a lot of noise and static. Going to be near impossible to figure out what is going on/has happened (good or bad) for quite some time.
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Jun 5, 2023 13:03
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I dunno, maybe they'll broadcast on open comms like russia did during the invasion, so we can all listen along again 
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Jun 5, 2023 13:18
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zone posted:Voenkors I cannot be the only one who reads this as "wankers", or is this 
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Jun 5, 2023 13:25
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Well, they certainly are wankers, that much is evident  https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1665676212516057089 In other news, monke no longer likes to listen to bad news from the front, apparently for a good while now.
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Jun 5, 2023 13:59
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https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1665704273064382465
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Jun 5, 2023 14:06
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beer_war posted:
It's weird because the video evidence is like 4-5 vehicles in a field. It could very well have been a failed ukraine attack but not exactly the counter offensive, so dunno why it would make the news on the BBC even with all the 'russia claims' added.
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Jun 5, 2023 14:18
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Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Losing A War You Started Real Hahahaha Blyat Just Don’t Listen To The Reporters Like Blyat Close Your Ears Haha
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Jun 5, 2023 14:19
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https://twitter.com/HannaLiubakova/status/1665690283776802818 lol
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Jun 5, 2023 14:20
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a cyborg mug posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Losing A War You Started Real Hahahaha Blyat Just Don’t Listen To The Reporters Like Blyat Close Your Ears Haha
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Jun 5, 2023 14:27
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I had the privilege to watch a pair of tankies talking to an Estonian late middle aged person about why actually putin is good and that he's right that USSR collapse was the worst thing in the 20th century. Friends, it was glorious to watch someone who actually lived in the USSR go nuclear on these two tankies. Fifteen fabulous minutes of facts, lived experiences, debunking conspiracy poo poo they brought up, family/friends jailed for BS reasons etc. I couldn't help myself and just openly stare at the bar that they were leaned on like I was at the cinema. I wonder if they will still stay tankies becase they left pretty sheepish
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Jun 5, 2023 14:30
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Uhh, whaaat?
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Jun 5, 2023 14:31
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Icept posted:Yes the asset value of these used cars is very concerning indeed, especially compared to a MiG fighter jet or Leopard tank. A car carrier arrives in Veracruz under the cover of night, packed with 15 year old Dacias and Toyotas, each with a Javelin in the boot.
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Jun 5, 2023 14:55
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Putin is going to learn real bad news about "the cyber" in the course of the next year since the majority of the best technology professionals have fled the country. The military is not the only area where Russia will become weaker and weaker.
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Jun 5, 2023 14:57
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Tai posted:
Verbally assaulted in a bar by fascist bullyboys!!!!! I have been persecuted for my beliefs!
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Jun 5, 2023 14:58
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Tai posted:I had the privilege to watch a pair of tankies talking to an Estonian late middle aged person about why actually putin is good and that he's right that USSR collapse was the worst thing in the 20th century. "Those terrible Eastern European types are so backward and Russophobic"
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Jun 5, 2023 15:04
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zone posted:Well, they certainly are wankers, that much is evident That would make sense why an offensive would be seen as "oh nothing to see here, we killed 10,000,000 tanks, Ruzya Stronk!" Because that's what Russian Trump needs to see
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Jun 5, 2023 15:04
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Tigey posted:"Those terrible Eastern European types are so backward and Russophobic" Yeah. "LOL that's just the Eastern Europe-style turboracism and xenofobia".
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Jun 5, 2023 15:08
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What if it's real? Ukraine skips Crimea, drives right or Moscow because the Russian partisans taught them "holy poo poo absolutely no one is left defending their border".
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Jun 5, 2023 15:09
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hemale in pain posted:It's weird because the video evidence is like 4-5 vehicles in a field. It could very well have been a failed ukraine attack but not exactly the counter offensive, so dunno why it would make the news on the BBC even with all the 'russia claims' added. You need to use basic statistics and extrapolate Russia destroyed 1 vehicle on a 500 meter stretch of the front That means 200 vehicles lost across any 100 km of the front Thanks to the fractal nature of frontlines (analogous to the coastline paradox), the actual length of the front is theoretically infinite, limited only by the fineness of your measuring methods Therefore UA losses are infinite Thanks, science!
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Jun 5, 2023 15:11
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TulliusCicero posted:
It is a very sloppy deepfake
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Jun 5, 2023 15:12
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fatherboxx posted:It is a very sloppy deepfake I was being facetious There is no way that Putin would ever even admit Ukraine broke through if they were outside the gates of Moscow, let alone Belgorod.
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Jun 5, 2023 15:13
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In the US the president has the gorilla channel. In Russia Putin just has a channel that's 24/7 coverage of people being thrown out of windows and choking on novichok.
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Jun 5, 2023 15:18
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fatherboxx posted:It is a very sloppy deepfake So is Putin...
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Jun 5, 2023 15:20
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Weird timing for the NYT to run this story. All super old info. Nazi Symbols on Ukraine’s Front Lines Highlight Thorny Issues of History https://www.yahoo.com/news/nazi-symbols-ukraine-front-lines-114825778.html
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Jun 5, 2023 15:22
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:In the US the president has the gorilla channel. You are not far off, reportedly his only information of the outside world is the morning folder of "printed internet" prepared by the aides and evening news on TV Steiner is ready for counterattack and Wenck's army is awaiting orders
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Jun 5, 2023 15:23
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I hear we're still poking fun at tankies. Here's some more slop to point and laugh at https://twitter.com/TheGrayzoneNews/status/1665618556216659968
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Jun 5, 2023 15:25
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I hear we're still poking fun at tankies. Here's some more slop to point and laugh at Ok, this is too funny to be a true GZ article
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Jun 5, 2023 15:26
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I think it's a massive unexpected how this war has completely destroyed Putin's reputation: the guy was feared and respected as a 5th Dimensional Chess player and operator in international affairs, a shadow puppetmaster/ boogeyman behind the scenes of the West's decline, and actually no he's just a giant baby who wants to be Hitler 2, and the only reason he got as far as he did is apathy and appeasement.
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Jun 5, 2023 15:27
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I assure you these titans of intellect really are claiming that the clandestine NATO divers that blew up Nord Stream were wearing combat boots on the cover underwater operation and just so happened to misplace one,
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Jun 5, 2023 15:27
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pro starcraft loser posted:Weird timing for the NYT to run this story. All super old info. NYT has some sort of brainworm infestation going on, from the trump thread: DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/MarkJacob16/status/1665708699648679938 armpit_enjoyer posted:I hear we're still poking fun at tankies. Here's some more slop to point and laugh at 
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Jun 5, 2023 15:27
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The fact that official Ukrainian sources are totally silent, Ukrainian propaganda mouthpieces are going crazy, and Russian military bloggers are inhaling copium by the lungful suggests something is going on. No chance we'll find out what in the near term, though.
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Jun 5, 2023 15:28
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I hear we're still poking fun at tankies. Here's some more slop to point and laugh at Gentleman, we're looking someone with a wet foot.
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Jun 5, 2023 15:29
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I hear we're still poking fun at tankies. Here's some more slop to point and laugh at I have evidence that Zelensky's left sock was also found on the scene, irrevocably tying him to the destruction of the pipeline
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Jun 5, 2023 15:29
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TulliusCicero posted:I think it's a massive unexpected ...and the belief that he would have the full support of a sitting US President, had Trump won his little insurrection
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I hear we're still poking fun at tankies. Here's some more slop to point and laugh at The scandal of D A S B O O T DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/MarkJacob16/status/1665708699648679938 I know this is a crosspost, but forever, check the byline, see who wrote it. Yellow Journalism be off the chain.
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