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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i think the starnose camera is cool :shobon:

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I can imagine it being a vaguely interesting thing to do once as a novelty, but there's no reason it couldn't be an app rather than a physical gadget

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


steinrokkan posted:

I can imagine it being a vaguely interesting thing to do once as a novelty, but there's no reason it couldn't be an app rather than a physical gadget

The only reason is that you can sell gadget for far more than you can get for a novelty app.

e: also, apps don’t get into the Gadgets section of lifestyle magazines.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
https://twitter.com/birrellebee/status/1665028869831655426?s=21

Stupid squirrel thought he got away with it.

Darkhold has a new favorite as of 14:26 on Jun 5, 2023

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1665447613326557184?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Jen heir rick
Aug 4, 2004
when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off
They should just call it the 2/6 pounder.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

AceOfFlames posted:

...I see your point but the bolded bit makes me ask "wait, don't most people do this?"

I used to pick up preformed burger patties if they worked out cheaper than the regular hamburger. Then I got the worst burger patties ever. Awful texture, awful flavor, so greasy that I think the company was fudging the fat percentage on the package. They were so bad that I wasn't able to finish the pack and started feeding them to my cats. While the cats did eat them, they didn't really seem to like them either.

After that, I go with plain burger. I know what I'm getting that way.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Cicadalek posted:

Using AI to generate a description of an image could be handy for the visually impaired I guess?

Sure, if you can trust it not to lie. Sadly, you cannot.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

AceOfFlames posted:

How do you stop the patties from falling apart? I even tried getting a press and it didn't work.

Was your ground meat frozen and thawed more than once? If you re-freeze meat that was already frozen before it no longer holds together. Rather then a patty you have a sticky mess when raw and a crumbly mess when cooked.

I have no idea why this is true, but after years of my mom telling me that I refroze some ground turkey anyway. That's how I found out what a pain double frozen meat is to work with.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Freezing damages the cells, and repeated freezing does it again each time.

PharmerBoy
Jul 21, 2008
Every time you freeze something, the water in it forms ice, which is harder and larger than the corresponding liquid water. This punctures cell membranes. It's *tenderizing* the meat, in potentially disastrous ways, every time it's frozen.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
because freezing damages meat cells and then your refreezing more damaged cells and then cooking doubled damaged cells

efb on the science lesson.

refrezing is fine for chili or stews though imo.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

PurpleXVI posted:

How about something that no one enjoys, that should settle things down.



As an art project: neat

As something that idiots are unironically calling " the future of photography" (not the creator): i hate it

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

As an art project: neat

As something that idiots are unironically calling " the future of photography" (not the creator): i hate it

Is this supposed to be anything other than an art project?

I recall someone did something similar a few years back where it would find the gps coordinates and then download the nearest images from google maps.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Spazzle posted:

Is this supposed to be anything other than an art project?

I recall someone did something similar a few years back where it would find the gps coordinates and then download the nearest images from google maps.

I don't think so but that hasn't stopped AI wonks from claiming that it is

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
the picture thing is dumb, like it would be actually cool if an ai could do a text desc. of a thing.

*takes a dick pic*

this is either a dick pic, a middleeast pic, or the last two but a arrested development ref.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
He's so desperate to be relevent. This is like him claiming he's a bestselling children's book author because he wrote Johnny the Walrus.
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1665713408593870853?t=ak1BZN15bFs1qRXF7wyKXA&s=19

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

Halisnacks posted:

Yeah, it is well known that people are neither consciously nor subconsciously influenced by the media they consume. Our values and behaviours are exclusively the result of deep introspection, contemplation, and rational analysis, all performed in a vacuum.

I just wouldn't be influenced like that.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
[throws a handful of idiots at the thread like Dale Gribble's pocket sand]

https://twitter.com/iluminatibot/status/1665326298627993602?cxt=HHwWhMCzjcDctpwuAAAA

https://twitter.com/saras76/status/1665689866707820549

https://twitter.com/erenfromtarget/status/1665424568503226368

https://twitter.com/TiffMoodNukes/status/1664767040140496896?cxt=HHwWgMDS1a-zuJouAAAA

https://twitter.com/JessyNLacy/status/1665403773240463362?cxt=HHwWhMC--Y762ZwuAAAA

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1665130308818161664?cxt=HHwWgMC-nbLM3ZsuAAAA


This image is the most :effort: poo poo I've seen today:
https://twitter.com/gunslinger2022/status/1665717059039244290

Nope, it's this:
https://twitter.com/ATX_PATRIOT/status/1665297353643892736?cxt=HHwWgIC9ldfHqZwuAAAA

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
I'm pretty sure birds don't have penises tho? How would Big Bird go balls deep on anyone?

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I don’t even see tweets anymore. I just see checkmark, checkmark, dog whistle, checkmark, terf.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~


https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1665474542557356033

You uh... got anything you want to share with the class there Jorp?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Jorp's in his Hot Topic era!

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1665601960999788544/photo/1


Also :lol:
https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/1665567111861743616
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1665593964215390214/photo/1

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Jun 5, 2023

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

my "I don't want to see sesame street characters loving each other" shirt, etc

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

GreenMetalSun posted:

I'm pretty sure birds don't have penises tho?

Ducks do

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
We're just shy of a decade past the point where Peterson was actually respected in his field, aren't we? He's fallen so far because he couldn't stop being a weirdo obsessed with being the next Joseph Campbell. I have to imagine even the grift train has left him behind.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

I used to think newspapers were political gatekeepers. Now I think there's a chance they might have more been protectors from this insane discourse. I mean it was probably always there, we just didn't all see it all the time.

You'd get one or two opposing letters to the editor per topic in the paper which could be unhinged, but generally had to be somewhat thoughtfully written... not thousands of blue-check two-line screeds.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Really happy about Jordan petersons brain damage finally taking a toll.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


(A) would definitely carry the Ursula purse which is (B) very obviously sized for women.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

finally someone asking the real questions, like which carolina was gay first?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

hawowanlawow posted:

my "I don't want to see sesame street characters loving each other" shirt, etc

I have no desire to see sesame street characters loving, but it's the only way to uncover their political leanings

(No publisher picked up this Harlan Ellison's book)

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Coolness Averted posted:


finally someone asking the real questions, like which carolina was gay first?

Lmfao.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

GreenMetalSun posted:

I'm pretty sure birds don't have penises tho? How would Big Bird go balls deep on anyone?

Male birds have penises, sometimes shockingly large in comparison to the size of the body, they just retract into their body when they aren't mating. I'm not going to post the photo but google "duck penis"

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Is uhh... the big gray dude one of them replacement Mexicans?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

GreenMetalSun posted:

I'm pretty sure birds don't have penises tho? How would Big Bird go balls deep on anyone?

Birds do have dicks. Just like with most bedicked animals, they only pop out when it's go time.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Schubalts posted:

Birds do have dicks. Just like with most bedicked animals, they only pop out when it's go time.

Can't decide if it would be gross or hilarious if humans were the same

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

hallo spacedog posted:

Can't decide if it would be gross or hilarious if humans were the same

Haha yeah, if

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

credburn posted:

Is uhh... the big gray dude one of them replacement Mexicans?

It took me three glances at the image to parse out that the blue line of text is NOT being spoken by a different person than the red text is.

In trying to find a source for the image, I instead found this :lmao:
https://twitter.com/TheOptimizerHQ/status/1626926130736373762?cxt=HHwWhIC9pcasgJQtAAAA

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

oldpainless posted:

New Punch-Out lookin good

I wasn't sure the"If you defeat a man, he is yours" mechanic would work, but King Hippo has proven to be a suitable bride

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