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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

Love to harvest deep fakes of every customer.

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CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

Ok Comboomer posted:

no, I want to be able to customize what eyes my family sees

Big watery anime eyes blinking at the kiddos.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Can't wait to be in the simulation.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I'm excited to see what devs can come up with after a few months.

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

I recoiled at that virtual persona, as most human minds would/should

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Kirios posted:

Yeah but if it's any more expensive than $1999, which already feels like a lot, then it's going to be a nonstarter for the overwhelming majority of the population, especially in the current economy.

Which, again, why loving bother with this product?

Because it's 1st gen hardware, and people will buy this poo poo to work out the bugs while it's super expensive.

First iPad was $499 and now I can get one for $230.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Doctor Skeleton posted:

Love to harvest deep fakes of every customer.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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LOOOOL first app developed is a loving beating heart

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

lmao a huma nheart

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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did they say it has "foveated rendering"?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





Gen 2 Vision Pro lookin' real good.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

they know this poo poo is creepy theyre doing it on purpose surely

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
I want to pull the heart out of someone's chest in AR

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

incoherent posted:

did they say it has "foveated rendering"?

Yes

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
would have loved to see a real audience response to this

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Oh sweet, the 2023 Alfa Romeo F1 car.

Now I too can learn how to build an absolute shitbox!

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

ephori posted:

I want to pull the heart out of someone's chest in AR

lol that would be a best seller app

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
holy poo poo that DJ thing sucked so bad

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I hate this more the longer it goes on

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Dissected 3D beating heart, just fully leaning into the creepy poo poo.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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if my watch wasn't going to 5150 then it's going to if my manager wants to meet in teams with this.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahaha

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Okay being able to put a simulated best version of myself on Zoom would be cool and would at least reduce my anxiety of being on camera slightly.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I hope one of the first apps is just an app that projects a beer that you can pick up and pour

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
BRB Making flappy bird VisionOS edition.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Boris Galerkin posted:

I hope one of the first apps is just an app that projects a beer that you can pick up and pour

3D AR "find the fart" app

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

hatty posted:

I hate this more the longer it goes on

I think it's the quality of it all.

Apple's pushed beyond into some very deeply unsettling uncanny valley that was beyond the reach of Oculus/Valve/etc.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

FlapYoJacks posted:

BRB Making flappy bird VisionOS edition.

You are the bird

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
You can run Adobe Lightroom (the iOS version)

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Ok Comboomer posted:

You can run Adobe Lightroom (the iOS version)

first item:
APPLE SILICON ONLY

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Hahahaha I hope "relentless" was a dig at Bezos at least

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Bro I don't believe you for a loving second that privacy and security are important to you with this thing.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Oh my god it eye scans you what the christ were they thinking?

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I think it’s gonna be 2999 to 3999

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/hololens/buy

Microsoft’s thing is 3500

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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My "where you look stays private" slide is raising a lot of questions already answered by the slide

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Kirios posted:

Bro I don't believe you for a loving second that privacy and security are important to you with this thing.

give me the floating pin pad

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