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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Pbf25fU.mp4

I thought there would be more doctors on the production line :(

omg that tomato sauce splashing down is satisfying to watch.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Pbf25fU.mp4

I thought there would be more doctors on the production line :(

Lol, I was thinking Home Run Inn the whole time based on that crust. I miss those things, they're so much better than frozen pizza has any right to be.

And yes, the sauce plopper is amazing

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I like the juxtaposition of the sauce being precisely placed in exactly the right quantity and the cheese being "gently caress it CHEESE AVALANCHE just bury the whole goddamn conveyor we'll sort it out in the next step"

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/SQTk94p.mp4

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I’m a fan of the pepperoni control rods.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Green Intern posted:

I’m a fan of the pepperoni control rods.

They have to keep the pepperoni control rods immersed in sauce at all times, otherwise there could be an out of control reaction in the chamber. Theoretically the pepperonis would then melt down through the floor, into the earth. They call it...

The Italian Syndrome

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The Italian Syndrome

360 mg/dL HDL. Not great, not terrible.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Nenonen posted:

So few people know how to use baby slings correctly.

BabyAirBjörn

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rvsfmc2iTH1qigfjt.mp4

Vancouver, 1910

Aragosta
May 12, 2001

hiding in plain sight

CainFortea posted:

360 mg/dL HDL. Not great, not terrible.

Thank you, I was trying to think of a way to make this joke, but my brain isn't cooperating today.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Who's a good dog?

6523
Jun 5, 2023

ilmucche posted:

Is this the torment nexus

discrimination to the point of torment

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Who's a good dog?

Pretty nifty, it has trained an ape to fold the tarp for it!

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Pizzabot you feed our bellies and our hearts

Is this at some huge sports venue/esports basement?? ? ?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Dibs on FoodJeet brand name.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

ekuNNN posted:


Vancouver, 1910


So, uh… Stairway to Heaven then?

What’s being attempted here?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It's the fire brigade showing off.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

namlosh posted:

So, uh… Stairway to Heaven then?

What’s being attempted here?

First to grab the overhead wire gets a pizza.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



I don't know why this is as funny as it is

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/qiSDbYM.mp4

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

WARNING
Do not squirt water into the electric baseboard heater unless you like a spicy bath.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
please don't put it in the newspaper that i got killed by a snail.

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Pbf25fU.mp4

I thought there would be more doctors on the production line :(

this is magical.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rvsqy9qrOI1a1i6yy.mp4

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

ekuNNN posted:


Vancouver, 1910



hm. somebody undoubtedly did tree work with a car like that, wonder how that went when it went bad

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

I can't see if he has an rear end...

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Paper Tiger posted:

BabyAirBjörn

OshKosh B'gone

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

LifeSunDeath posted:

omg that tomato sauce splashing down is satisfying to watch.

Genuinely impressed by the timing of the giant sauce gloop.

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

What on earth is going on here?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Trying to reinflate his tire with a fire extinguisher?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Yeah, what the fuckin poo poo is this?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It does look weird, but it's a natural process those bottles regular go through as they grow larger

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

wesleywillis posted:

Yeah, what the fuckin poo poo is this?

Agent Orange...

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/JLs0bdT.mp4

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Rotating off center like that and the way it cuts is freaking me out.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

That dog did a better job than the actual stagehands I worked with recently.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


Thanks. I hate it.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Why is the pepperoni rod alignment so poor? The sauce splat was right on target and the pepperoni doesn't seem like it'd be any harder, but all of those pizzas are coming out with different pepperoni placement

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

original source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH5gkQGTNfw

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I think the pepperoni might be just in rod form and it's getting sliced by the machine and dropped.

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


wesleywillis posted:

Yeah, what the fuckin poo poo is this?

A type of paint remover.

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