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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Gotta go fast!!

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
What a loving narc

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm a staunch pro-bean person, but I don't think I've ever had chili with beans on a dog.

have you ever truly lived??

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
A hot dog but the sausage is a segement of frozen wee

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soul Dentist posted:

What a loving narc
for real, free you get it hot dog with a free side of coke and you call the cops?





Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
The rat was probably there earlier as well, so they would have eaten it regardles

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




dr_rat posted:

The chili doesn't look great sure, but you can't dismiss it out right.

oh yes I can

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wee posted:

A hot dog but the sausage is a segement of frozen wee

:yikes:

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

ekuNNN posted:

for real, free you get it hot dog with a free side of coke and you call the cops?




So, with the half eaten corndog, did the rat eat it or did someone put it back in the case?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm a staunch pro-bean person, but I don't think I've ever had chili with beans on a dog.

I have never had the opposite and now as a plant based person veggie dogs with a load of condiments are required chili beans are my friend

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

A condom vending machine in the mens but it dispenses one (1) lukewarm hotdog, no bun

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It is a 99.99% effective form of birth control

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Yelp pic from a local place I haven't been to might swing by and see what they got

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Good n messy

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Eat it with a fork!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
I'll go with a tentative yes, depending on what the sausage is

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


would eat the gently caress out of that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Would attack that chili dog with my stout fingers and hard, calcium rich, teeth.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

Would attack that chili dog with my stout fingers and hard, calcium rich, teeth.

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Was it the calcium??

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If you managed to scoop that thing up and bend it into a proper dog without destroying the bun it would probably be amazing

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Literally A Person posted:

Was it the calcium??

The beer fingers are a bit much

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Devils Affricate posted:

If you managed to scoop that thing up and bend it into a proper dog without destroying the bun it would probably be amazing

Hey it is a "proper" dog :colbert:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

dr_rat posted:

Hey it is a "proper" dog :colbert:

Sorry buddy but the thing in that picture, as presented, is at best an open faced sandwich

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I can tell from the color that's farmed goblin cock which is horrible for the environment and doesn't have any of the flavor or nutrients of wild caught goblin cock.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
What's with the weird forest green hue that Chicago relish always seems to have? I always notice it in Chicago dogs and it weirds me out, nothing that comes from nature looks like that.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Devils Affricate posted:

What's with the weird forest green hue that Chicago relish always seems to have? I always notice it in Chicago dogs and it weirds me out, nothing that comes from nature looks like that.

It makes sense, it's wholly unnatural because nature itself could not produce something as delicious a good Chicago dog.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Devils Affricate posted:

What's with the weird forest green hue that Chicago relish always seems to have? I always notice it in Chicago dogs and it weirds me out, nothing that comes from nature looks like that.

Oh, just Paris Green. Nothing to see here, move along.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Somehow encompassing the entirety of the Bristol scale

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

looks like a loving crime scene

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Somehow I'm not sure if a spoon is the most or least appropriate utensil to be offered here

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Wouldn't be so bad maybe if it was on a paper plate, rather than Limoges china.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PainterofCrap posted:

Wouldn't be so bad maybe if it was on a paper plate, rather than Limoges china.

That's how you know the guy who did this is a real sicky. He really gets off on this sick poo poo.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Devils Affricate posted:

Somehow I'm not sure if a spoon is the most or least appropriate utensil to be offered here

It's like a dish specifically designed for the spork.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

StoryTime posted:

It's like a dish specifically designed for the spork.

I'd say it's more suited for a spife

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.


Just decided where I'll have lunch on Monday. Too bad it will be too early for Goblin Cock.

zone
Dec 6, 2016


I'd chow down without another thought.

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Kuma's is great

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