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Foxfire_ posted:Why is the pepperoni rod alignment so poor? The sauce splat was right on target and the pepperoni doesn't seem like it'd be any harder, but all of those pizzas are coming out with different pepperoni placement Different aerodynamic and bounce properties.
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B-Rock452 posted:I can't see if he has an rear end... Got them dang ol' orthotics, man
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B-Rock452 posted:I can't see if he has an rear end... It's been railgunned off.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I think the pepperoni might be just in rod form and it's getting sliced by the machine and dropped. Yeah, there's an Inside the Factory (Or Inside the Food Factory, I can't remember which one it was) where the dude went to a frozen pizza factory and the pepperoni machine was someone loading in pepperoni sticks and the sticks getting sliced right onto the pizza, so they're probably getting stuck on the blades causing the unevenness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nASzOU7xMyg guys, our favorite logistics company makes a cameo!
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Foxfire_ posted:Why is the pepperoni rod alignment so poor? The sauce splat was right on target and the pepperoni doesn't seem like it'd be any harder, but all of those pizzas are coming out with different pepperoni placement This is deliberate to make it look less "machine made" like it would if every pizza was identical and for some reason you bought a bunch of them and put them all side by side. e: also because who gives a poo poo, certainly not the production line engineers!
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the production line engineers definitely give a poo poo, they know exactly how far out of alignment it can get before they need to tune things up again and how long it takes for it to get that bad
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Jun 6, 2023 13:43
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We have the technology to just top it with one giant pepperonus slice and yet we don't.
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Can you use that “sandwich” pepperoni on pizza or does it not cook right seems like it might be too thin
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Flipperwaldt posted:We have the technology to just top it with one giant pepperonus slice and yet we don't. I demand my cheese filled crust to be coupled with pepperoni between two layers of thin dough for the bottom. Bonus points if you do it with a single giant pepperonus slice.
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Jun 6, 2023 14:04
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bird with big dick posted:Can you use that “sandwich” pepperoni on pizza or does it not cook right seems like it might be too thin Unfortunately I am not a robot. Yet.
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Jun 6, 2023 14:08
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The confusing part is the pepperoni seem less aligned when they were showing that step, then when they’re put in the box they look much better.
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Jun 6, 2023 14:11
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I usually slice my pepperoni thicker than you can get commercially because I like it a little chewy rather than crispy but maybe I’ve been wrong all these years maybe I’ll make two pizzas and compare.
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Flipperwaldt posted:We have the technology to just top it with one giant pepperonus slice and yet we don't. There was a limited thing where Firehouse Subs had a "pepperoni pizza" meatball sub available that was their meatball sub with two huge pepperoni slices laid on top and a bunch more cheese and I sometimes miss it.
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Hank Hill did it first: https://i.imgur.com/Bah7jym.mp4 B-Rock452 posted:I can't see if he has an rear end... 
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Nenonen posted:Different aerodynamic and bounce properties. video was from a day when the Floppy Bouncy Sausage Compensator Mechanism was offline
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Flipperwaldt posted:We have the technology to just top it with one giant pepperonus slice and yet we don't. you could use the oil in the middle of the pepperonus to fry some sides to go with the pizza
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Are those pizzas pre-cooked? what's going on there
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explosivo posted:Are those pizzas pre-cooked? what's going on there Some frozen pizzas come partially cooked to get that cheese nice and brown, since most home ovens will burn the crust before the cheese gets nice and toasted Portesi does this with some of their pizzas
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Huh, thanks! I kinda figured that's what was happening but I don't think I have seen one that came par cooked before.
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India suspension bridge collapses for a second time quote:Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, speaking to reporters on Monday, also promised "strict action".  https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/india-suspension-bridge-collapses-second-time-3540086
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mobby_6kl posted:India suspension bridge collapses for a second time this is not very typical! normally the front doesnt fall off
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mobby_6kl posted:India suspension bridge collapses for a second time I typed India Bridge into Google and got this as a result. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Morbi_bridge_collapse Pedestrian bridge collapsing days after reopening. 500 people on the bridge with a 125 official capacity. 135 dead.
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mobby_6kl posted:India suspension bridge collapses for a second time When I first came here, this was all river. Everyone said I was daft to build a bridge on a river, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the river. So I built a second one. That sank into the river. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the river. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, lad, the strongest bridge in all of India.
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Jabor posted:the production line engineers definitely give a poo poo, they know exactly how far out of alignment it can get before they need to tune things up again and how long it takes for it to get that bad No I mean about the alignment of the pepperoni. I'm sure that we have the technology to make a precise pepperoni positioning machine, but it is most likely intended to be semi random and the designers shrugged and said "ok". I would like to think that there was one guy flipping out and demanding it was done perfectly and everyone had to ignore him all through the process. Actually though it's also possible there are just a preset number of patterns for it and it is actually that precise.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:No I mean about the alignment of the pepperoni. I'm sure that we have the technology to make a precise pepperoni positioning machine, but it is most likely intended to be semi random and the designers shrugged and said "ok". it's one of these, the things that actually matter are that all the pepperoni lands on the pizza, and each one has the same quantity and weight on it
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I think they're missing a step in the video, because if you look at the pepperoni slices dropping out of the pizza some of the slices are so far over that they're on the crust. But later on when their packaging it you can see that the pepperoni is all within the crust.
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mobby_6kl posted:Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, speaking to reporters on Monday, also promised "strict action". At last, an honest politician who isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
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Cthulu Carl posted:When I first came here, this was all river. Everyone said I was daft to build a bridge on a river, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the river. So I built a second one. That sank into the river. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the river. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, lad, the strongest bridge in all of India. The Calvin and Hobbes methodology.
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nomad2020 posted:The Calvin and Hobbes methodology.
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This could all be fixed if they just used diced pepperoni. (the superior pepperoni form factor)
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gonna have a real bad day when a rock gets tossed into his shins
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CainFortea posted:I think they're missing a step in the video, because if you look at the pepperoni slices dropping out of the pizza some of the slices are so far over that they're on the crust. But later on when their packaging it you can see that the pepperoni is all within the crust. Probably a QA robot* fixes the positioning between the steps. *minimum wage worker
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A computer vision system that ejects any pizza with misplaced peps
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I get to stand there at the end and eat any pepperonis that touch the crust
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haveblue posted:A computer vision system that ejects any pizza with misplaced peps AOI says there are 3 repairs on this board, got a missing pep here and 2 misaligned peps over here. One's a skew and one's a Tombstone.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I get to stand there at the end and eat any pepperonis that touch the crust when I was a youth and worked at a pizza place, they had these large plastic bins of toppings like pepperonis. I would slam a fistfull of pepperoni almost every time I had to walk back to the fridge, it was so legit.
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haveblue posted:A computer vision system that ejects any pizza with misplaced peps  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rvqfjf4Uhx1a4ae5a.mp4
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