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A scifi story about introducing the concept of higher education and student loans to a primitive alien society
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Jun 7, 2023 19:31
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webcams for christ posted:incredible things are happening in Türkiye 
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Jun 7, 2023 19:35
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Business Gorillas posted:If the ghost/bigfoot shows actually find everything itll be on every single major news station The thing with ghosts is, how is this even still a question? Everyone who has ever lived, dies. A lot of these people in bad circumstances or what have you, sometimes en masse in one place like in a war. ...so where are the ghosts? Northern France, Kursk, Gettysburg etc should be utterly teeming with them. Places that have been densely populated for centuries should be teeming with them. All you have are cable tv grifters soyfacing at noises that may have just made the gently caress up. Like, it shouldn't even be all that hard to find them at this point.
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Jun 7, 2023 19:38
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souls are reborn constantly op. except for a few. you can talk to them if you want. not on this plane tho
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Jun 7, 2023 19:38
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skooma512 posted:The thing with ghosts is, how is this even still a question? thanks neil degrasse tyson
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Jun 7, 2023 19:40
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"lemme break down why ghosts are loving bullshit, y'all" lol
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Jun 7, 2023 19:40
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skooma512 posted:The thing with ghosts is, how is this even still a question? I went on a date with a mortician once and she talked about how ghosts were real most of the time She was really rude to the (living) server so I told her I wasn't interested
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Jun 7, 2023 19:41
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I would easily defeat a ghost
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Jun 7, 2023 19:42
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The Chad Jihad posted:I would easily defeat a ghost How? Your punch would simply go straight through them  Or do you mean you'd defeat it in, like, a hotdog eating contest
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Jun 7, 2023 19:43
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Microplastics posted:How? Your punch would simply go straight through them all you have to do is finish their business, which for most ghosts is probably like getting their first teeth cleaning
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Jun 7, 2023 19:43
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gently caress ghosts
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Jun 7, 2023 19:45
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Well if I become a ghost, you'll have a job getting through my steam backlog loving hell. You'll be a ghost before you finish that
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Jun 7, 2023 19:45
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ghosts are weak to dark damage so just toss em your best 9/11 jokes
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Jun 7, 2023 19:45
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skooma512 posted:The thing with ghosts is, how is this even still a question? The ghost of Abraham Lincoln just reached out to me through the aether to say "I cannot tell a lie, skooma512 is a dork" I went outside and the cherry tree in my yard has been chopped down. Eerie!
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Jun 7, 2023 19:47
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:thinking about the lady from the original Avatar movie who went to a planet thousands of light years away and the first thing she did was tell the aliens that she went to Stanford lol they would have had to custom make that on planet too
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Jun 7, 2023 19:47
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probably there are less ghosts over time because if you have eternity to think about your unfinished business, you probably gain some perspective and realize it doesn't matter that much, thus finishing the business. see, there's a perfectly scientific explanation
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Jun 7, 2023 19:47
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the Stanford shirt was a cue to the audience that she was a human alien don’t over think it
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Jun 7, 2023 19:48
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like a bunch of confederates who died in the civil war thought they had unfinished business, but then after they saw how racist the US still was afterwards, they were able to pass on to the other side
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Jun 7, 2023 19:48
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:The ghost of Abraham Lincoln just reached out to me through the aether to say "I cannot tell a lie, skooma512 is a dork" 
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Jun 7, 2023 19:50
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:probably there are less ghosts over time because if you have eternity to think about your unfinished business, you probably gain some perspective and realize it doesn't matter that much, thus finishing the business. see, there's a perfectly scientific explanation the others are consumed by supreme lichlord Henry Kissinger
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Jun 7, 2023 19:51
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:probably there are less ghosts over time because if you have eternity to think about your unfinished business, you probably gain some perspective and realize it doesn't matter that much, thus finishing the business. see, there's a perfectly scientific explanation When you die death hands you a bong and if the toke is clean and righteous you pass on and if it's harsh and you beef it and choke you're forced to wander the earth until the bong passes back around to you
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Jun 7, 2023 19:56
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:When you die death hands you a bong and if the toke is clean and righteous you pass on and if it's harsh and you beef it and choke you're forced to wander the earth until the bong passes back around to you One of the many alternative deathsdoor specters, The Grim Reefer
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Jun 7, 2023 19:59
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euphronius posted:the Stanford shirt was a cue to the audience that she was a human alien could have worn any college shirt, such as pepperdine. stanford was chosen for a reason
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Jun 7, 2023 20:00
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euphronius posted:the Stanford shirt was a cue to the audience that she was a human alien Q: How can you tell when someone's from Mt. Lebanon? A: Don't worry, they'll tell you
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Jun 7, 2023 20:01
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Ammanas posted:could have worn any college shirt, such as pepperdine. stanford was chosen for a reason ok that is true
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Jun 7, 2023 20:05
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goons just became libertarians again, i called it
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Jun 7, 2023 20:07
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webcams for christ posted:incredible things are happening in Türkiye Erdogan has got this!
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Jun 7, 2023 20:30
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Monkey Fracas posted:Grim Reefer
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Jun 7, 2023 20:34
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:the aliens are white, obviously
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Jun 7, 2023 20:35
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euphronius posted:the Stanford shirt was a cue to the audience that she was a human alien but stanford graduates are more monster than human
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Jun 7, 2023 21:15
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Shear Modulus posted:but stanford graduates are more monster than human
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Jun 7, 2023 21:16
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https://twitter.com/Tyler_Menzer/status/1630042694104883200
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Jun 7, 2023 21:20
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Ammanas posted:its amazing we're not even doing Horatio Alger stories anymore (probably dont exist outside of outright scams like Bitcoin) so the media turned to insanely horrifying and depressing stories about how America is a raging hellhole of insecurity, deprivation and financial holocaust and applied ridiculous window-dressing to make them seem like good things young people still get groomed by pedophiles not that this is what you meant but i will take every opportunity to remind people that alger himself was a confirmed abuser of children, that the narratives of his stories weren't so much 'poor boy works hard to get rich' but 'poor boy finds a rich older male benefactor' these founding documents of american capitalism were originally a pedophile's jerkoff material
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Jun 7, 2023 21:21
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a dehumidifier. incredible!
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Jun 7, 2023 21:23
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?? that's just a dehumidifier
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Jun 7, 2023 21:25
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:a dehumidifier. incredible! In 2023, drynet went online
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Jun 7, 2023 21:28
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Microplastics posted:How? Your punch would simply go straight through them If a ghost is going to attack me it must become corporeal to do so, at which point I would simply use its own motion against it The Chad Jihad has issued a correction as of 21:32 on Jun 7, 2023 |
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Jun 7, 2023 21:29
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Shipon posted:goons just became libertarians again, i called it we prefer it when you call it "anarchist"
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Jun 7, 2023 21:32
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:thinking about the lady from the original Avatar movie who went to a planet thousands of light years away and the first thing she did was tell the aliens that she went to Stanford clearly a cue for the audience to support the honest, working class marines rather than the elitist alien scum
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Jun 7, 2023 21:33
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spacemang_spliff posted:?? no, it has ai
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Jun 7, 2023 21:33
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