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Phy posted:

There's also at least one recipe to turn meth back into pseudoephedrine, which I hang on to in case the latter is ever banned so I can keep my sinuses from drowning me every spring

This would be the pro tattoo to get.

Takes No Damage posted:

It's the twee hipster font for me

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

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Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Phil looking like an 80s fashion model

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DRINK ME: Jul 31, 2006; i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Vinnie doing the the pretend moustache / beard with head hair

e: lol. Mixed up vinnie and dime because I�m an idiot

DRINK ME has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Jun 7, 2023

# ? Jun 7, 2023 20:50

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

ultrafilter posted:

Oh my god, I think I want the top-right face as an avatar. :allears:

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Jun 7, 2023

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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

bottom right looks like Jesus in a backwards baseball cap

# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:40

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

He does look like he'd carry me along a beach during my toughest times. But then he'd also drop me in the water.

# ? Jun 7, 2023 22:22

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

ultrafilter posted:

A Vulgar Display of Portraits

# ? Jun 7, 2023 22:48

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

CzarChasm posted:

He does look like he'd carry me along a beach during my toughest times. But then he'd also drop me in the water.

washing you down, washing you down?

# ? Jun 7, 2023 22:52

Thirteen Orphans: Dec 2, 2012; I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Shoehead posted:

A Vulgar Display of Portraits

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

PYF Tasteless Tattoos: A Vulgar Display of Portraits

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ultrafilter posted:

PYF Tasteless Tattoos: A Vulgar Display of Portraits

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Fors Yard: Feb 15, 2008; Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

ultrafilter posted:

# ? Jun 8, 2023 01:05

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Dun dun I hosed up your back hosed up your baaack

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Doubtful Guest: Jun 23, 2008; Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

# ? Jun 8, 2023 10:06

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

The marriage is not legal unless she fills in her answer herself (either via machine or stick-n-poke).

# ? Jun 8, 2023 11:13

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

I felt like it was an ordinary bad tattoo until I got to the bottom and realised that Nicole is probably not yet old enough to get married

# ? Jun 8, 2023 13:02

Dragonwagon: Mar 28, 2010; And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Do you think there's a line below for dad to sign?

# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:11

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Qwertycoatl posted:

I felt like it was an ordinary bad tattoo until I got to the bottom and realised that Nicole is probably not yet old enough to get married

I never realised that! Oh no

# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:23

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Qwertycoatl posted:

I felt like it was an ordinary bad tattoo until I got to the bottom and realised that Nicole is probably not yet old enough to get married

Do you mean legally or, like, they're young enough that it's not a great idea. If the former, I think the 'dad's approval' is just an old fashioned (conservative) getting dad's blessing sort of thing.

If you mean the latter, I can guarantee you whatever age they are it's not a great idea.

# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:23

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Baron von Eevl posted:

Do you mean legally or, like, they're young enough that it's not a great idea. If the former, I think the 'dad's approval' is just an old fashioned (conservative) getting dad's blessing sort of thing.

If you mean the latter, I can guarantee you whatever age they are it's not a great idea.

It�s post-dated next year so ask yourself why dude can�t ask Nicole to marry him this year and decide what the most likely answer is

# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:29

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

To be fair and not pervy, we are almost halfway through 2023. Assuming you want something more involved than a courthouse wedding, or a Vegas elopement, you would need a fair amount of lead up time to book a ceremony and reception venue.

I guess if the checkbox gets filled in with crayon, we'll know for sure.

Personally I hate that there are at least 3 different fonts.

# ? Jun 8, 2023 15:00

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

People get engaged with no immediate plans for the ceremony all the time, I know couples who�ve been engaged for years at this point with no wedding in sight.

# ? Jun 8, 2023 15:09

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Coma

# ? Jun 8, 2023 15:19

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Shoehead posted:

Coma

Apostrophe

# ? Jun 8, 2023 17:02

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Fors Yard posted:

Ohoho

# ? Jun 8, 2023 17:23

knuthgrush: Jun 25, 2008; Be brave; clench fists.

Fors Yard posted:

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# ? Jun 8, 2023 19:34

Pomme de Terror: Sep 30, 2021; Well, one of us must have killed him!

wheatpuppy posted:

The marriage is not legal unless she fills in her answer herself (either via machine or stick-n-poke).

Scarification or bust :unsmigghh:

# ? Jun 8, 2023 23:05

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Jun 8, 2023 23:31

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I never took Sid for a face tat kind of guy.

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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I thought that was Travis McElroy.

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer