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Beeftweeter posted:xpost from yospos because that thing is pretty long, but worth a read for the lols All it said was it has noise leaks. Nothing stopping it from serving as a boat, briefly. Martian posted:Just for girls though. So I guess boys will just have to kiss each other before then Boys can kiss married women, duh.
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Jun 8, 2023 18:57
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Who would have thought that a car shaped like a loving brick and made of solid steel panels would have issues with body shake, turning issues, and suspension issues. If only we had over a century of vehicle engineering to look at where we’ve already determined why this design was pure poo poo
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Jun 8, 2023 18:58
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:idk, maybe? lol they have all the hallmarks of a loving loser OK but seriously, who are the people who post stuff like this in real life? Catturd turned out to be some divorced gen Xer living in the middle of nowhere in Florida, but the rabbit guy is less crass and tries to lean harder towards the "facts and logic" end of things. Getting rid of blocking would backfire spectacularly which is exactly why I kind of Hope it happens. While chuds don't block as much as leftists do, the ones that do block extensively are by far the thinnest skinned people on Twitter, and getting Eve Fartlow-ed will be too much for their delicate sensibilities.
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Jun 8, 2023 18:59
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I'm sorry but what the gently caress, why can the cybertruck "crabwalk," what would the purpose of that feature even be if u dont want a car that looks like it came out of an n64 game that can fart and crabwalk i guess ur not ready for the future
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Jun 8, 2023 19:01
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Schmoe Cwead posted:if u dont want a car that looks like it came out of an n64 game that can fart and crabwalk i guess ur not ready for the future if i wanted to deal with that on my daily commute i'd just carpool with my wife !
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Jun 8, 2023 19:02
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spacemang_spliff posted:twitter's finally getting good again People are not used to ChatGPT being a thing yet I see https://twitter.com/Nanjig1/status/1666797390848819202
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Jun 8, 2023 19:03
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This reference is not good to compare to the Cybertruck. Homers machine is the ultimate collection of minor improvements, super sized cup holders, parking lot finder ball, etc. The Cybertruck does nothing of the sort. It removes handy things, like stick toggle controls, and makes them worse. Its worse than Homer's car
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Jun 8, 2023 19:07
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I'm sorry but what the gently caress, why can the cybertruck "crabwalk," what would the purpose of that feature even be Parallel parking
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Jun 8, 2023 19:07
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I'm sorry but what the gently caress, why can the cybertruck "crabwalk," what would the purpose of that feature even be not even the first one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WpZ-rf2vV0
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Jun 8, 2023 19:09
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Crab walking is useful for one specific scenario when offroading for 1% of the people who offroad which is 1% of the people who buy the cars. It's useful once for 10 people max.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:13
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happyhippy posted:This reference is not good to compare to the Cybertruck. Homer's car would only kill me if the La Cucaracha horn drove someone else into a road rage.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:16
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Beeftweeter posted:xpost from yospos because that thing is pretty long, but worth a read for the lols quote:The report lists problems against potential solutions, some of which are illuminating. The front of the vehicle had some issues where there was “no solution without modifying suspension design.” Against the problem of “too high camber gain,” resulting in, among other things, tire wear and alignment change with ride height, the entry on the solutions column bluntly states “possibly none.” It's called stance Brenda, look it up
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Jun 8, 2023 19:29
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parking problem solved: eradicate cars
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Jun 8, 2023 19:30
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Beeftweeter posted:xpost from yospos because that thing is pretty long, but worth a read for the lols literally everything everyone in automotive said on first glance was true lol article posted:The contents of the report do not deal a fatal blow to the Cybertruck. As one veteran automotive engineer, who spoke on condition of anonymity to prevent backlash from Tesla fans, says, the company has enormous financial resources which will allow it to address the issues detailed in the report. However, he said, “my first reaction is I am astounded. These are classic mechanical automotive engineering challenges that you have in pretty much any vehicle. I'm blown away that they would be struggling so much with the basics.” https://www.wired.com/story/a-leaked-tesla-report-shows-the-cybertruck-had-basic-design-flaws/ WoodrowSkillson has issued a correction as of 19:40 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 19:33
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makes sense why they drive them so slow
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Jun 8, 2023 19:35
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None of that matters because they're never going to ship that thing lol
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Jun 8, 2023 19:48
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I want them to ship it so we can see all of the suckers who bought it smile and post how this poo poo actually tastes delicious
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Jun 8, 2023 19:49
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ship it? the cybertruck is going to ship itself
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Jun 8, 2023 19:55
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leftist heap posted:None of that matters because they're never going to ship that thing lol Yeah cause it's not a ship it's a boat (briefly)
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Jun 8, 2023 19:56
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leftist heap posted:None of that matters because they're never going to ship that thing lol its a car not a ship stupid
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Jun 8, 2023 20:02
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I'm sorry but what the gently caress, why can the cybertruck "crabwalk," what would the purpose of that feature even be have you ever driven any vehicle with crab steering? its amazing
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Jun 8, 2023 20:04
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euphronius posted:makes sense why they drive them so slow now i'm wondering if that drag race video ever showed it coming to a full stop, because apparently it struggles greatly to lol
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Jun 8, 2023 20:05
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if a pedestrian attempts to crawl up and away from the tesla then the tesla can use its crab movement to grab and pull them back down
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Jun 8, 2023 20:06
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eXXon posted:All it said was it has noise leaks. Nothing stopping it from serving as a boat, briefly. you just gotta caulk the wagon. bing bong so simple
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Jun 8, 2023 20:07
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https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1666871052150996992?t=JzdA9t4lR1xWFNDQ0ULYpw&s=19
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Jun 8, 2023 20:08
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Tesla’s engineers were aiming for a score of 7, or “fair,” who needs brakes anyway. full self driving will use ai regeneration to remove the need for legacy brakes
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Jun 8, 2023 20:08
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1666871052150996992?t=JzdA9t4lR1xWFNDQ0ULYpw&s=19 elon musk is right
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Jun 8, 2023 20:09
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Dixon Chisholm posted:have you ever driven any vehicle with crab steering? its amazing More proof of carcinisation.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:09
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:Tesla’s engineers were aiming for a score of 7, or “fair,” imo i aim for a 10 in everything i do and to do less is cheating yourself and the world
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Jun 8, 2023 20:11
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1666871052150996992?t=JzdA9t4lR1xWFNDQ0ULYpw&s=19 Lmao, yeah X can do everything! Just like Tesla can ship cybertruck. In fact they’re already produced, they’re all just out of frame.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:14
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leftist heap posted:None of that matters because they're never going to ship that thing lol they will ship a thing that looks like the cybertruck. the yare way too deeply invested now to just pull the plug entirely
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Jun 8, 2023 20:27
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Tell me about the new Tesla roadster announced in like 2018
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Jun 8, 2023 20:30
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moist turtleneck posted:Tell me about the new Tesla roadster announced in like 2018 it will have cold gas jet thrusters so it can fly
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Jun 8, 2023 20:31
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twitter is now a game being developed by peter molyneux
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Jun 8, 2023 20:31
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moist turtleneck posted:Tell me about the new Tesla roadster announced in like 2018 it can totally fly using spacex cold rolled steel jet rocket boosters before plunging into the sea and becoming a submarine
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Jun 8, 2023 20:32
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moist turtleneck posted:Tell me about the new Tesla roadster announced in like 2018 is that the one with the jet engines they can definitely put in a car without making it even more of a rolling incendiary device
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Jun 8, 2023 20:32
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it's been downgraded to rocket thrust via wheel rotation
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Jun 8, 2023 20:33
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If you ask Elon about a neat feature he'll add it in to future cars. It's a lot like Chris Roberts and Star Citizen. They are always working to improve things for the end user. You don't see that with a lot of modern companies.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:34
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Beeftweeter posted:it's been downgraded to rocket thrust via wheel rotation we *def* don’t recommend this
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Jun 8, 2023 20:35
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Elman posted:Jesus Christ the comments on that tweet are a cesspool. Thank you Elon The Coca Cola company is not happy with me
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