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sharknado slashfic)
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PokeJoe posted:I'm already in Oh that's it?
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Jun 8, 2023 20:01
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i bet the xenos are absolutely disgusted by our sexual reproduction. They probably use spores or eggs or budding or something.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:01
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Lib and let die posted:Oh that's it? it's not the motion of the uap, it's the exoticness of the materials
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Jun 8, 2023 20:02
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PokeJoe posted:i bet the xenos are absolutely disgusted by our sexual reproduction. They probably use spores or eggs or budding or something. "you're telling me the reproductive organs are right next to the diagnostic port? what, you think this is my first day on exoplanet recon?"
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Jun 8, 2023 20:04
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Objurium posted:Here's that orb from this week's Skinwalker Ranch. The format is loving insufferable, but assuming the footage isn't altered or faked, I don't know what a prosaic explanation for this is: If real the aliens are just having some fun before the big reveal.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:06
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Human.Frank posted:If real the aliens are just having some fun before the big reveal. always were
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Jun 8, 2023 20:07
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PokeJoe posted:i bet the xenos are absolutely disgusted by our sexual reproduction. They probably use spores or eggs or budding or something. Joke's on them I regularly put fake alien eggs up my rear end.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:07
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cat botherer posted:Don't worry. It's looking more and more like the Samsara as real and you'll be trapped in it forever. Just achieve enlightenment. Whats the problem?
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Jun 8, 2023 20:08
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fuckin hate samsara
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Jun 8, 2023 20:08
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More like scamsara
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Jun 8, 2023 20:11
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:fuckin hate samsara Yeah this poo poo loving sucks
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Jun 8, 2023 20:11
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PokeJoe posted:i bet the xenos are absolutely disgusted by our sexual reproduction. They probably use spores or eggs or budding or something. Probably an odd thing to feel compelled to tell a thread of relative strangers and spooks, but:  I do drugs! DMT (a trippy drug) is produced naturally in the brain and it's released in the moments when you are dying, and it is partially responsible for connecting your human brain to heaven and the divine so your soul-consciousness doesn't have to get lost as a wandering spirit! DMT also has scientific documentation of people tripping on it in sterile lab settings and connecting with interdimensional entities! Neat! I am probably also an indigo child! Whatever, thanks parents for supporting me with enough love and education to keep me from suicide! Anyway I had an overpowering channeling episode approx a month and a half ago where ALL my third eye's 'innermost eyes' opened (never done that trick before, and shan't again if I can swing it). I experienced a sensation that I was directly contacting the Annunaki and I told them, "We're going to gently caress you up~" And I raised my index finger to eye height, spun it like I was stirring, and then quickly raised my arm to make my finger 'shoot' upward. That was the message I sent, grinning like a giddy fool.  Sorry for the confusion you guys! I meant that message in the sense that our gametes are genetically compatible with theirs (long story) and that Earth has so many furries ATM that humanity's gonna want to make hybrid babies with dog-head alien people by physically loving the Annunaki, and that our progeny will ascend to a higher interplanar cause together. They already threw a couple rocks at us over this. Sorry! I intercepted a few of the rocks personally and I have since explained some of our humanoid 'humor' to them - they are interested in meeting up, when we can take the time and build the tech to find their home turf.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:13
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Joke's on them I regularly put fake alien eggs up my rear end. 👽: 
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Jun 8, 2023 20:13
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Lux Anima posted:Probably an odd thing to feel compelled to tell a thread of relative strangers and spooks, but: my highschool art teacher called me an indigo child. what he actually meant was i had untreated adhd
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Jun 8, 2023 20:14
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can you run an object made of alien alloys through a dishwasher, say to sterilize it? asking for a friend.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:15
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cat botherer posted:Don't worry. It's looking more and more like the Samsara as real and you'll be trapped in it forever. I am personally embracing soul-to-robot transfer tech in the coming days, though... (but the Asimov-villain-named guy is in charge of leading that tech ATM, so)
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Jun 8, 2023 20:19
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Delta-Wye posted:more like de shlock amirite
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Jun 8, 2023 20:20
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Please don't put the UAPs in your assholes guys
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Jun 8, 2023 20:22
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Unidentified rear end Probes
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Jun 8, 2023 20:22
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PokeJoe posted:my highschool art teacher called me an indigo child. what he actually meant was i had untreated adhd define 'treat' sweet summer child (but yes lots of humanity's "mental issues" simply stem from the fact that we weren't meant to live in cubicles and traffic) don't forget to love yourself and one another! The Golden Rule applies in physics just as it does metaphysics and relationships!
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Jun 8, 2023 20:22
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uber_stoat posted:can you run an object made of alien alloys through a dishwasher, say to sterilize it? asking for a friend. yes but you have to put it on the pots/pans setting. very importantt.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:24
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Louisgod posted:yes but you have to put it on the pots/pans setting. very importantt. what if there's a pelican?
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Jun 8, 2023 20:26
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i am shocked that you do dmt
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Jun 8, 2023 20:27
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Louisgod posted:yes but you have to put it on the pots/pans setting. very importantt. also do not skimp out and get the cheap detergent.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:27
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been thinking a lot about if we finally get some kind of incontrovertible confirmation how backwards and loving embarrassing our integration of this knowledge will be. Like I want to fantasize about an opening of imagination and wonder on vast scales but it'll probably just be worked into TikTok fads like licking produce to get the aliens attention or something. without a doubt the most surreal and last thing I would've expected about the way this is all going down is how little people seem to care
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Jun 8, 2023 20:30
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Lux Anima posted:define 'treat' sweet summer child (but yes lots of humanity's "mental issues" simply stem from the fact that we weren't meant to live in cubicles and traffic) what
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Jun 8, 2023 20:30
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Lux Anima posted:define 'treat' sweet summer child (but yes lots of humanity's "mental issues" simply stem from the fact that we weren't meant to live in cubicles and traffic) I have also reached this conclusion. You can't actually treat ADHD and the idea that you should is itself a hosed up reflection of our hosed up society.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:31
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I love taking stims to treat my adhd you guys are loving nuts. if I don't take them I leave my laundry on the floor and my house becomes an unlivable mess and I forget to eat meals
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Jun 8, 2023 20:33
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ADHD is literally one of the best responding disorders to medication
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Jun 8, 2023 20:33
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Slavvy posted:I have also reached this conclusion. You can't actually treat ADHD and the idea that you should is itself a hosed up reflection of our hosed up society.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:34
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yeah it's depression we can't lick cuz they're really isn't a good reason to go to work underlying it all (i'm on brain pills too don't kill me)
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Jun 8, 2023 20:37
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PokeJoe posted:I love taking stims to treat my adhd you guys are loving nuts. if I don't take them I leave my laundry on the floor and my house becomes an unlivable mess and I forget to eat meals clearly your issue is that you’ve been societally brainwashed and need to reconnect to heaven via random drugs (no these are different i swear) not your capitalist enforced happy pills crated by the big pharma hegemony
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Jun 8, 2023 20:37
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pull up p'nutty
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Jun 8, 2023 20:38
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Hatebag posted:I don't remember the particulars of that one and I'm not a string theorist, but i think it stands to reason that if something could move interdimensionally it could basically blink to a new location by converting to unobservable dimensions, reorienting itself to its destination, and then re-entering 4-d space. No idea if any of that is actually possible or if the models are accurate, though This kind of makes sense to me and also touches upon something that’s been bothering me about all of this. If this is truly due to extraterrestrial life, they have had a shitload of luck to be even remotely capable of the following: 1. Getting past all of the ‘great filters’ 2. Advancing to the point where FTL travel is possible and (the biggest IMO); 3. Having such similar sensory, physical and biological processes to humans that detecting, moving and surviving on and around Earth is easy for them. Point number three is where all this talk about extraterrestrial life visiting and loving around on Earth loses me. We are so specialized in our basic biological processes (basically, hairless apes with big brains that hunt animals across grasslands) that our entire civilization is essentially built upon those fundamental axioms of our biology. Perception of time, digital dexterity, culture, pattern recognition, etc. etc. I find it difficult to swallow that any aliens ‘visiting’ would have those exact, specific underpinnings that they could easily interface with Earth, when the multitude of planets that could develop similar life forms are so few, time scales are so vast, and the gulf of space just so incomprehensibly enormous that it appears to be total impossible odds that it would ever happen. This leads me to believe that, if what we ‘know’ about these craft, encounters, reports etc. end up being true or verified, then it’s not extraterrestrial. It’s dimensional. And, I suspect, probably related to (or inter-dimensionally ‘neighbouring’/‘overlapping’) our Earth in some fashion. This may also be why they (reportedly) have such an interest in nuclear facilities. It feels to me less like a ‘let’s stop the apes from blowing themselves up and introduce them into the galactic federation’ and more like ‘oh interesting, this other “version” of Earth developed something that is loving around on a sub-atomic level that we can detect. Better see what’s up’. sitchensis has issued a correction as of 20:42 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 20:38
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PokeJoe posted:ADHD is literally one of the best responding disorders to medication Psychosis is just the drugs working When u think about it, tardive dyskinesia and paranoid delusions is a small price to pay to be more productive to capital
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Jun 8, 2023 20:38
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yeah I've been off stims for three months, first for the shortage and then just to give it a rest for a bit while I'm between gigs and it's ridiculous how much of a difference it makes. I forgot how frustrating it can be trying to get my eyes down a page of text without my attention loving off every third line.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:39
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Until recently, I've been pretty agnostic about ufos. What's a good book and/or documentary for a complete n00b to dive into?
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Jun 8, 2023 20:39
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lol
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Jun 8, 2023 20:40
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discoukulele posted:Until recently, I've been pretty agnostic about ufos. What's a good book and/or documentary for a complete n00b to dive into? American Cosmic is pretty good
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Jun 8, 2023 20:41
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People in 2012: are you kidding me? Anxiety disorders are the most responsive and treatable, have you even heard of Xanax???
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Jun 8, 2023 20:42
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