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Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

zoux posted:

My first concern upon the stunning revelation that we may not be alone in the galaxy is that they are not "woke".

I've now spent 10 idle minutes pondering which topic couldn't POSSIBLY be hijacked by some TERF cultist, and drawing a blank.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Where's he publishing now that the Nib is shut down

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Haven’t heard where they might publish besides the nib, though I know they just released a book.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


maybe Jr. Debra is just horny for aliens

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/propagandopolis/status/1666500107557117952

Me vs the haters

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1666851287714103297?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/yimmybastard/status/1666542528181731329?s=20

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
I do not need to see that man's o face one time, let alone several

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
What Youtube videos did they take those thumbnails from

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/happyroadkill/status/1666856000018690072

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016


calm_einstein.png

Geshtal
Nov 8, 2006

So that's the post you've decided to go with, is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrS6TouwoI

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

"EINSTEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIN!"
"Eh, it's a living!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Albert Einstein: "I think I have time for a wank before killing Hitler"
Einstein's penis: *disappears in flash of blue energy*

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

zoux posted:

"It's not aliens."


Wow, if "intelligence officials" said it, it must be true.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EgbhdcSKc

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

This will have a chilling effect on the novelty dog toy market.


This seems like another straw on the pile of making GBS threads all over fair use and parody.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

They ruled on the legal basis of "If I were still 16 and eager to fit in at a party of my peers, would I not bother to verify I was being pranked when handed a fake bottle of jack daniels?"

Several court justices are still haunted by the severe psychological damage they received as irresponsible teenagers.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Professor Beetus posted:

This will have a chilling effect on the novelty dog toy market.


This seems like another straw on the pile of making GBS threads all over fair use and parody.

The additional bit about Jack Daniels being so litigious about their trademark is that their label was initially designed to imitate the then-dominant Evan Williams label.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1667250869409030144

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Context for that

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
"Oh yeah, the really juicy stuff I keep under the chandelier in the downstairs shitter."

It's just so absurd on so many levels.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1667311519367929857?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

drat, let her cook

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

mobby_6kl posted:

Context for that


On the next episode of Hoarders:

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

zoux posted:

TRUMP STORED NUKE SECRETS NEXT TO COMMODE



:effort:

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Freakazoid_ posted:

They ruled on the legal basis of "If I were still 16 and eager to fit in at a party of my peers, would I not bother to verify I was being pranked when handed a fake bottle of jack daniels?"

Several court justices are still haunted by the severe psychological damage they received as irresponsible teenagers.

Yeah sounds like Brett Kavanaugh

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

V-Men posted:

Yeah sounds like Brett Kavanaugh

Inflicted damage, in his case.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cat botherer posted:

On the next episode of Hoarders:

Wanna do a poo on the illegal presidential archive bog.

e: I'm sure it's just some expensive patterned stone, but the floor looks like it's absolutely filthy.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why's it so far away from the wall? Is it a recumbent shitter?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Guavanaut posted:

Why's it so far away from the wall? Is it a recumbent shitter?

I'm sure if you ate like your favorite president you'd be on the shitter long enough to feel like laying down for a nap too.

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


If you're 16 and at a party and someone hands you a dog's squeaker toy that's in the shape of a bottle of booze, what possible harm could come to you by the mistake?

It's actually the other way around: accidentally mistaking a bottle of booze for a squeaker toy could lead to some real hi jinx. Therefore I rule in favor of the defendant and strip Jack Daniels of their trademarks. It is so ordered.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Family Values posted:

It's actually the other way around: accidentally mistaking a bottle of booze for a squeaker toy could lead to some real hi jinx. Therefore I rule in favor of the defendant and strip Jack Daniels of their trademarks. It is so ordered.

A sensible ruling. I vote you supreme justice of the supreme high court.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Family Values posted:

It's actually the other way around: accidentally mistaking a bottle of booze for a squeaker toy could lead to some real hi jinx. Therefore I rule in favor of the defendant and strip Jack Daniels of their trademarks. It is so ordered.

We sometimes drank too hard- Brett Kavanaugh

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/balumcarnes/status/1667594570501062656?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1666978397027803142?s=20
:tinfoil:

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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1668083952039362561

Time Magazine stays winning.

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