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moot the hopple posted:The new strip and the Roast Beef weed selling story were really good. Honestly, I was half expecting the voices to sound stilted after such a long break or even worse a weirdo, hosed up storyline like the High School arc, but everything has been hitting for me with this return.
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I think Chris Onstad might have a crush on getting high.
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He probably rebooted Achewood to pay for his crippling addiction to marijuana doobies
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Jun 4, 2023 16:29
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I'm the guy without advantage. Plus I must harvest gray corn until the final morning.
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Youremother posted:I think Chris Onstad might have a crush on getting high. As long as he doesn't steal a golf cart and drive it off a cliff we should be good.
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Jun 5, 2023 00:38
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Man, Ray sure softened up on The Cure in his old age.
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RocketMermaid posted:Man, Ray sure softened up on The Cure in his old age. What the gently caress? But it's silly to like The Cure!
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Jun 6, 2023 02:03
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Ray has by this point had enough time to realize that yes The Cure are a silly band but there are bands much much sillier than them
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Jun 6, 2023 02:47
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NFTs for sale I am not kidding call IMMEDIATELY, don’t waste time reading the newspaper, Jerry Peppersmith, 437-3290
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New strip up. That ending line is perfect Cornelius. Also, that is WAY better Lyle than the "pot roast in estrus" era. RocketMermaid fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jun 9, 2023 |
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Jun 9, 2023 18:15
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Safety Dance posted:
Having seen my niece when somebody took my mom's phone away from her, this is 100% accurate behavior when kids are deprived of Screen Time.
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Jun 9, 2023 18:19
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Phillips looks really weird when he opens his mouth, look (Or whatever the line is)
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Jun 9, 2023 18:47
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A grim reminder that Onstad has a real actual human child, and that he has Opinions on the subject
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mutantIke posted:A grim reminder that Onstad has a real actual human child, and that he has Opinions on the subject A real human child who is no longer a child, even! https://twitter.com/achewood/status/1635757482508419072
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Jun 9, 2023 19:12
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Of course Onstad's child would be playing guitar to a horse.
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Jun 9, 2023 19:26
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Which part of the internet are you on, the part that endlessly loops brief videos of structural failures in developing nations or women with marginally articulate gluteal isolation???
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Jun 9, 2023 19:42
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Whatever those Facebook shorts are maybe? I know I religiously avoid telling Facebook anything about me so it knows I'm a guy and floods those with bikini stuff.
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Safety Dance posted:
Is this Patreon stuff gonna end up on the website after a set period of time or anything? 
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Nessus posted:Of course Onstad's child would be playing guitar to a horse. poor old freckles, heard 🎵y o u r f a u l t🎵 and died
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Jerusalem posted:Is this Patreon stuff gonna end up on the website after a set period of time or anything? PAY UP BUCKO
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Jerusalem posted:Is this Patreon stuff gonna end up on the website after a set period of time or anything? The way the site works is you get to see the stuff after you pay. HTH.
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https://youtu.be/bHAPxsHx8w4
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Sondra Smuckles woke up weeping this morning and doesn't know why.
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Are you implying Sondra loved Ted Kaczynski?
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Safety Dance posted:Are you implying Sondra loved Ted Kaczynski? The Man with Blood on his Hands.
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Safety Dance posted:Are you implying Sondra loved Ted Kaczynski? Kaczynski ate his cheese. Girls like a boy who eats cheese.
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Safety Dance posted:Are you implying Sondra loved Ted Kaczynski? He was a very rude man.
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SacrificialGoat posted:PAY UP BUCKO Nah. I'll just not read it.
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doing crosswords while waiting for the bus and I just effortlessly got the 6-letter answer to the clue “first name in Norwegian classical music” and I would like to once again thank Pat Reynolds for his hatred for the stultifying compositions of Edvard Grieg
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World War Mammories posted:doing crosswords while waiting for the bus and I just effortlessly got the 6-letter answer to the clue “first name in Norwegian classical music” and I would like to once again thank Pat Reynolds for his hatred for the stultifying compositions of Edvard Grieg
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Are Grieg's stultifying compositions worse than the pedantic and joyless guitar music of Robert Fripp?
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Are Grieg's stultifying compositions worse than the pedantic and joyless guitar music of Robert Fripp? /plays u the Bobby McFerrin version of 'Peter and the Wolf'
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NoneMoreNegative posted:/plays u the Bobby McFerrin version of 'Peter and the Wolf' holy MOTHER OF PUSSY
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Pakled posted:A real human child who is no longer a child, even! Achewood is now permanently a comic about a
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Bobby McFerrin is a weird and super talented jazz acapella artist and I would love to hear that crazy take on Peter and the Wolf personally, but Beef always has a terrible case of the dignities.
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Bobby McFerrin is literally a genius, but also a lot of his oeuvre is the dictionary definition of “art by and for college professors”
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https://achewood.com/2008/07/11/title.html Is "diamond juice" champagne or a martini
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Diamond Juice is Ray's version of a vodka martini, which is basically straight vodka
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