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I like how it's actually The Mattering today actually for serious and part of this often rumored never materialized event, when it finally unicorns in, is pictures of a wall of classified documents trump just stacked up by the shitter and audio transcripts of trump all going "look here at all my illegal documents, wow, just look here, isn't that neat, these documents (the illegal ones)" and then his fuckin Lionel Hutz rear end legal team does a backflip out the back window
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Staluigi posted:I like how it's actually The Mattering today actually for serious and part of this often rumored never materialized event, when it finally unicorns in, is pictures of a wall of classified documents trump just stacked up by the shitter and audio transcripts of trump all going "look here at all my illegal documents, wow, just look here, isn't that neat, these documents (the illegal ones)" Reality really has gone so far beyond the point of parody. This is so completely insane lol
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Professor Beetus posted:Reality really has gone so far beyond the point of parody. This is so completely insane lol 100% What a time to be alive.
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cr0y posted:OUR military capabilities You can read one when you get bored with the other! He's just a good host.
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Boris Galerkin posted:Yeah but just in case people don’t wanna click the PowerPoint linked above FRD examples includes: Holy poo poo. I can only imagine the amount of scrambling done in a bunch of federal agencies these past several months once they realized the scope of this breach.
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The list of documents he’s being charged with. 
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I mean this is 100% the thing that many many people said would never happen and it looks serious as gently caress but the next big hurdle will be the long drawn out legal process and I'm fully expecting some bullshit along the way of evidence being thrown out because *reasons* that don't actually make sense
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I’m still on the fence on whether this is the mattering or not. It all depends on what """judge""" Cannon decides to do next.
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I really hope the guy who drained the swimming pool into the server room gets caught up in all this too. Like you can’t make that poo poo up lmao.
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Boris Galerkin posted:I’m still on the fence on whether this is the mattering or not. It all depends on what """judge""" Cannon decides to do next. Last time she hosed with a case for Trump she got slapped down pretty hard by the 11th circuit, yeah?
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Boris Galerkin posted:I really hope the guy who drained the swimming pool into the server room gets caught up in all this too. I'm sorry, I must have missed this?
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Boris Galerkin posted:I really hope the guy who drained the swimming pool into the server room gets caught up in all this too. given the convo transcripts, that dude straight up looks like a criminal mastermind in comparison
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i subscribe to the notion that our lived experiences are pretty much the same as lived experiences throughout history, but boy the trump administration has really strained that particular beliefNitrousoxide posted:I'm at the toilet. I'm at the nuclear launch code storage room. I'm at the combination toilet and nuclear launch code storage room. holy poo poo
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Dr. Red Ranger posted:I'm sorry, I must have missed this? https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1665812869143748608?s=20
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AsInHowe posted:That's a lot of espionage! Incredible espionage. People are saying it's more espionage than any president has ever done.
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laserghost posted:imagine the smell of us top secret documents that were stored in someone's bathroom It really re-contextualizes Trump’s complaints about under powered toilets and having to flush multiple times.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:holy poo poo Nuclear poo poo!
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it's a bad look when your toilet is backing up top secret poo poo
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SirFozzie posted:This has more of the exchange. Also, the document in question was a military plan to attack a foreign country. [Nervous laughter while glancing at the tape recorder in the room as my boss admits to commiting federal crimes] must not have fit Xand_Man fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 10, 2023 |
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Xand_Man posted:[Nervous laughter while glancing at the tape recorder in the room while my boss admits to commiting federal crimes] must not have fit Holy poo poo, thats really bad. If he doesn't die of natural causes in the next five years there is a real chance for him to spend the rest of his days in prison.
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Staluigi posted:then his fuckin Lionel Hutz rear end legal team does a backflip out the back window This is the funniest thing about this to me, because of all the times i've wanted to do that on a client, but haven't My guess is that he spent the past few years in denial with his lawyers going "well, maybe it won't happen, maybe it will, let's prepare" and he ignored them in full denial mode up till BLAMMO and then they tried to explain what he was facing now and he had a full narcissistic rage meltdown at them and raged out and they just went "lol, gently caress no" and bailed on him
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I just read the indictment. IANAL, but the form at the end says that the prosecutor expects to be able to complete a trial within 21 days. Do any lawyers ITT have experience with how accurate/inaccurate that assessment tends to be? I realize we're in a bit of uncharted territory here.
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Cimber posted:Holy poo poo, thats really bad. If he doesn't die of natural causes in the next five years there is a real chance for him to spend the rest of his days in prison. My worst angels tell me that Trump will go to prison, where he will write a book about his difficulties and fights. And then run again. The only silver lining in this scenario is that Trump is very old.
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Ynglaur posted:I just read the indictment. IANAL, but the form at the end says that the prosecutor expects to be able to complete a trial within 21 days. Do any lawyers ITT have experience with how accurate/inaccurate that assessment tends to be? I realize we're in a bit of uncharted territory here. Probably likely. But that trial won’t start for months.
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Octatonic posted:My worst angels tell me that Trump will go to prison, where he will write a book about his difficulties and fights. And then run again. The only silver lining in this scenario is that Trump is very old. My Struggle, just the best struggle, they were very unfair to me
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Nitrousoxide posted:What are the odds of ol' Donny boy wriggling out of this one? Better than even?
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NBC live stream just said that the rear end in a top hat has tweeted that the law says he's allowed to do everything the indictment said he did. So throw out the "I didn't do it" argument lmao.
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Everyone keeps talking about prison. It'll be house arrest if they get him.
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https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1667231871850119168 What are the odds that Trump plays War Thunder
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TrixRabbi posted:Everyone keeps talking about prison. It'll be house arrest if they get him. I'm pretty sure that if he is given some kind of prison or house arrest sentence, he will not serve it. He's old, he's unhealthy, and I mean there's also a non-zero chance someone Epsteins him to be frank if it looks like he might spill some beans. Even if this is truly the Mattering I still don't think Trump will serve much or any of whatever he is sentenced to.
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Staluigi posted:I like how it's actually The Mattering today actually for serious and part of this often rumored never materialized event, when it finally unicorns in, is pictures of a wall of classified documents trump just stacked up by the shitter and audio transcripts of trump all going "look here at all my illegal documents, wow, just look here, isn't that neat, these documents (the illegal ones)" and then his fuckin Lionel Hutz rear end legal team does a backflip out the back window I just want you to know that I find this a wonderful summary of the current situation and it made my day.
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Old Surly posted:Are these actual audio recording or audio from security cams? Some of them are text message exchanges, but the one being shared above is a recorded interview (with knowledge and permission of the rear end in a top hat) it says.
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Old Surly posted:Are these actual audio recording or audio from security cams? Audio from Margot Martin who was recording as part of a book she’s writing about Milley.
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The Question IRL posted:It will later turn out that the confidential source is a This post of mine is coming up on one year old. But everything that has happened since only makes it sound more credible, not less.
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The Question IRL posted:This post of mine is coming up on one year old. You were pretty close to be fair.
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:I'm pretty sure that if he is given some kind of prison or house arrest sentence, he will not serve it. He's old, he's unhealthy, and I mean there's also a non-zero chance someone Epsteins him to be frank if it looks like he might spill some beans. Even if this is truly the Mattering I still don't think Trump will serve much or any of whatever he is sentenced to. They're not going to find him guilty of big crimes and then say "well he's 76 years old and eats Big Macs for every meal, so we're not going to actually sentence him to anything". For a point of comparison, Bernie Madoff was 71 years old when he was sentenced to 150 years in prison. Even when he developed terminal kidney disease at age 82, he was denied compassionate release and died in a prison hospital just over a year later.
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gregday posted:Audio from Margot Martin who was recording as part of a book she’s writing about Milley. you're loving kidding me
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AsInHowe posted:That's a lot of espionage! The most and best espionage of anyone in history. Believe me.
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