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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch


drat it's already rigged? Bummer. Guess you better not vote then.

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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Next week is going to be loving unhinged after the new Trump indictment.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





Did Gamble suffer a stroke or something? Because his linework and lettering are atrocious here.

Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

idonotlikepeas posted:

I immediately assumed that Leunig was about the war in Ukraine, because of his usual poo poo takes. Could just be platitudes, though.

The Australian audience will immediately understand it to be about Ben Roberts-Smith, who is a victim, really, a poor broken boy

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

idonotlikepeas posted:

This transition is documented fairly well in this very lengthy twitter thread:

https://twitter.com/bitterkarella/status/1498104642881798149
This is indeed very lengthy and I'm up to the point where I bounced, when he'd gone full gently caress PATRIARCHY and was starting to turn on porn, and man, I'd forgotten how loving weird it was that his anti-porn feminism crusaders who were depicted as always in the right and possessing 100% of the unarguable Truth were coded as 10 year olds. Why do they have children's bodies and ride around on big wheel trikes, whyyyyyyy

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

BIDEN SUX VOTE RED NO MATTER WHO

Discendo Vox posted:

Kellies nomination: worst gaslighting

dems bmad

Gonna miss the Nib.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

CapnAndy posted:

This is indeed very lengthy and I'm up to the point where I bounced, when he'd gone full gently caress PATRIARCHY and was starting to turn on porn, and man, I'd forgotten how loving weird it was that his anti-porn feminism crusaders who were depicted as always in the right and possessing 100% of the unarguable Truth were coded as 10 year olds. Why do they have children's bodies and ride around on big wheel trikes, whyyyyyyy

Because "my opinions are so obviously correct that it's immediately apparent to even a child."

Plus probably something something about their inherent child innocence and they see through an untainted lens of unfiltered truth.

the_steve fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Jun 10, 2023

Indiana_Krom
Jun 18, 2007
Net Slacker

What is it with conservatives and thinking if we just build oil pipelines they will somehow magically make up for there being less oil on the global market? The only people that benefit are the pipeline operators because moving oil with a pipeline is cheaper than doing it with trucks or rail, but it has zero impact on the price of the fuel to the end consumer or the price of crude on the global market.

Like the keystone XL pipeline would not prevent Saudi Arabia and/or OPEC from increasing the price of oil to as high as they can get away with, it would just make the people who operate the keystone XL pipeline be able to skim more profit off the top, that is the whole point, that was always the point. Cost savings to the consumers was never part of the calculus and never will be in a pipeline project. Next time someone suggests building a pipeline would fix gasoline prices you should demand they show you the loving math about it.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Indiana_Krom posted:

What is it with conservatives and thinking if we just build oil pipelines they will somehow magically make up for there being less oil on the global market? The only people that benefit are the pipeline operators because moving oil with a pipeline is cheaper than doing it with trucks or rail, but it has zero impact on the price of the fuel to the end consumer or the price of crude on the global market.

Like the keystone XL pipeline would not prevent Saudi Arabia and/or OPEC from increasing the price of oil to as high as they can get away with, it would just make the people who operate the keystone XL pipeline be able to skim more profit off the top, that is the whole point, that was always the point. Cost savings to the consumers was never part of the calculus and never will be in a pipeline project. Next time someone suggests building a pipeline would fix gasoline prices you should demand they show you the loving math about it.

I think part of the narrative for the Pro-Argument for them is that building them will create infinity billion jobs for Americans, that's usually the drum I hear getting beaten, along with the "somehow sticking it to the middle east."

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Indiana_Krom posted:

What is it with conservatives and thinking if we just build oil pipelines they will somehow magically make up for there being less oil on the global market?

If you build it they will come

oobey
Nov 19, 2002


Nothing makes my eyes slide off a comic faster than "to the tune of."

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

The Australian audience will immediately understand it to be about Ben Roberts-Smith, who is a victim, really, a poor broken boy
For those who are not the australian audience: Ben Roberts-Smith is the most decorated living aussie soldier, a key focal point in ANZAC troop worship, and, as of last week, a self-owning moron who lost a defamation suit that he filed against several australian media orgs and journalists for claiming he was a war criminal. You don't lose defamation suits in australia, it's almost physically impossible, but the boy pulled it off by being so horribly, terribly, obviously a war criminal that his war criminality was deemed by the court to have been competently proven beyond any semblance of reasonable doubt. He is not in jail but he's very angry and his profoundly evil financial backers are quite out of sorts.

Anyways leunig would like you to remind you that the real war criminal here was perhaps the prime minister who put this soft innocent boy within war criming reach of war crimees and when you think about it the real victim is the guy who kicked a man off a cliff and told others to shoot him and who shot an unarmed guy and took his prosthetic leg home to the military base's bar so he could get others to chug booze out of it.

Drakyn fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jun 10, 2023

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on the special relationship – Rishi Sunak and Joe Biden have announced a deal for transatlantic cooperation that moves the UK firmly into the US administration’s economic orbit and marks a revival in ties after the turbulence of Brexit"

Telegraph:

Labour abandons flagship net zero jobs plan

Matt:

Councils ‘shun’ pothole protection that extends road life by 15 years

Independent:

Trump indictment: Ex-president kept nuclear and military papers and showed some to unauthorised people After Mykola Yaroshenko.

Times:

Labour sidelines £28 billion green pledge to protect credibility

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I didn't actually want to see Gromit with a pageboy haircut and sad human eyes savagely biting Wallace.

That's quite a lot lol.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Xiahou Dun posted:

I didn't actually want to see Gromit with a pageboy haircut and sad human eyes savagely biting Wallace.

That's quite a lot lol.

But red lips are okay?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Xiahou Dun posted:

I didn't actually want to see Gromit with a pageboy haircut and sad human eyes savagely biting Wallace.

That's quite a lot lol.
Palate cleanser

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
What's up with the weird shadows.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Antigravitas posted:

What's up with the weird shadows.

Thats how all those "spongebob/bugsbunny/bingo but badass gangsta" shirts are shaded

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
The Unabomber just died. I wonder what kind of comics we are getting from that.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Drakyn posted:

For those who are not the australian audience: Ben Roberts-Smith is the most decorated living aussie soldier, a key focal point in ANZAC troop worship, and, as of last week, a self-owning moron who lost a defamation suit that he filed against several australian media orgs and journalists for claiming he was a war criminal. You don't lose defamation suits in australia, it's almost physically impossible, but the boy pulled it off by being so horribly, terribly, obviously a war criminal that his war criminality was deemed by the court to have been competently proven beyond any semblance of reasonable doubt. He is not in jail but he's very angry and his profoundly evil financial backers are quite out of sorts.

Anyways leunig would like you to remind you that the real war criminal here was perhaps the prime minister who put this soft innocent boy within war criming reach of war crimees and when you think about it the real victim is the guy who kicked a man off a cliff and told others to shoot him and who shot an unarmed guy and took his prosthetic leg home to the military base's bar so he could get others to chug booze out of it.

Thanks for the context. This is very interesting (and terrible).

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

SimonChris posted:

The Unabomber just died. I wonder what kind of comics we are getting from that.
Ted in heaven with Einstein, Oppenheimer, and other famous mathematicians turned bombmakers while St Peter and Lady Liberty smile and shed a tear.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

SimonChris posted:

The Unabomber just died. I wonder what kind of comics we are getting from that.

The mathematician's response:

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

idonotlikepeas posted:

Thanks for the context. This is very interesting (and terrible).
Thanks and I'm very sorry.

Guavanaut posted:

SimonChris posted:

The Unabomber just died. I wonder what kind of comics we are getting from that.
Ted in heaven with Einstein, Oppenheimer, and other famous mathematicians turned bombmakers while St Peter and Lady Liberty smile and shed a tear.
Yeah but what's the Kelly cartoon going to look like?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I love the humour in academic works. It's the driest humour you can find. Nothing comes close.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Guavanaut posted:

Ted in heaven with Einstein, Oppenheimer, and other famous mathematicians turned bombmakers while St Peter and Lady Liberty smile and shed a tear.

"Dr. Mathlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Weeping Pat Robertson: W-why am I in Hell and HE’S up there???
God in Heaven partying with Ted and angels: Cause he’s da BOMB!

Korner Kelly: Bomberfan

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat
I am imagining a crying FBI agent going "He is sending mail bombs to angels in heaven now." :(

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

What kind of tools/browser extensions are people using to put together big image dump posts? I noticed Garrison hasn't been posted for a while and there are new ones. Here's the latest to whet your appetites:

e: actually not the latest but his Trump indictment cartoon is actually pretty boring.



Ben Garrison posted:

DERIDE THE PRIDE
Cartoon published 06/05/2023

We at GrrrGraphics do not care what consenting adults do behind closed doors. It’s their business and we don’t want to know about it. We will leave them alone if they leave us alone.

Unfortunately, they don’t want us left alone. The rainbow mafia insists upon our participation, cooperation, approval, and applause simply because they are attracted to people of the same sex.They want us to use odd and confusing pronouns in their presence and when we don’t we are vilified as ‘bigots.’ They want hiring preferences granted to men who want to be women and vice versa. Actual merit or being qualified are downgraded in importance.

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They want grown, muscular men competing against women in sports events. These males are even allowed to parade about naked in high school dressing rooms that were once assigned exclusively to girls. The men naturally collect all of the first place trophies while simultaneously insulting women and feminism. If anyone complains, loud condemnation soon erupts and there are even threats of violence. The pro-’trans’ movement is a form of McCarthyism. Those who don’t fall into line get rooted out, doxxed, fired, or threatened.

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We are forced to allow grown men who wear grotesque, satanic garb and gobbed-on makeup access to children through ‘storybook hour.’ Some of these transvestites were revealed to be pedophiles. We’ve already seen the LA Dodgers support and honor a group of ‘trans’ or transvestite men who insult Christianity and conservatives. What does that have to do with baseball? Fans are getting fed up.



Many school libraries now contain pornographic books that describe and promote same sex behavior. Those books recruit children to participate. Stores such as Target were offering clothing with ‘queer’ slogans on them to very young children. Those sexually-charged slogans were even on baby clothes!



Most adults abhor the idea of sexualizing children. We don’t want ’trans’ men or women on our beer or food products. The corporations that push the rainbow agenda are now losing their customers and billions of dollars. That doesn’t seem to phase them much. Outfits such as BlackRock want companies to adhere to social constructs that they push, and the globalist BlackRock has trillions of dollars at their disposal to invest or take away. The rainbow agenda goes to the very top—to the Bilderbergs, WEF, and Davos types. It is being run by the top-of-the-pyramid satanic oligarchs who run the world. Those are the folks who own BlackRock.

It’s officially Boycott Month!



Americans are tolerant of each other’s peccadilloes—sexual and otherwise—as long as such things take place among adults and nobody’s getting hurt. The children should always be protected, but they no longer are. Leftist politicians such as Joe Biden as well as the rainbow mafia want kids to be able to have sexually-mutilating surgery that alters them forever and they don’t want parents to be involved in the decision. This is downright evil. Many gay people are alarmed and speaking out against it, only to find that they too are shut down, insulted, and censored.

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Everyone is free to be happy with who they are, but forcing people to salute endless gay flags for an entire month is not freedom.

The rainbow symbol has been stolen from us and it now no longer represents hope. Rainbows now represent delusion and tyranny. It’s time to push back. Signed Print Available!

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L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jun 10, 2023

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

The Haitian posted:

What kind of tools/browser extensions are people using to put together big image dump posts? I noticed Garrison hasn't been posted for a while and there are new ones. Here's the latest to whet your appetites:

My process is pretty straightforward. I open up imgur in one tab, a new reply in this thread next to it, and a google doc I have set up in the third tab. The google doc looks like this:



I click on the various links. If there's not a new image, I move on to the next artist. If there's a new image, I download it and run it through a local script I wrote to resize it to 750px width and change the type to something imgur supports (since sometimes it will be a jfif, avif, or webp file). Then I stuff it into imgur, grab the header from the google doc, and combine that with the link. Then I move on to the next person. At the end, I'll preview the post - sometimes resizing things to 750 doesn't work out (the gifs that Telnaes posts often get messed up, for instance). If that happens, I'll remove the modified version, upload the original, and replace the link in the post. if it's particularly large, I usually move it down to the bottom, too. The resizing and moving is just to make them look tidy on the page rather than having a bunch of randomly sized images in a row (and to make sure that none of them are too massive).

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN
I was the one doing the Garrison but I stopped when the imgur garbage was going on and kind of forgot to get back to it.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Kellies nomination: Worst gaslighting
Kellies nomination: Most Incomprehensible
Kellies nominations: Worst "A Thing Happened". Still no 'woke' smoke but poo poo takes nonetheless. Though I have to admit McCoy's is mildly amusing if you buy the narrative that NYC is a violent lawless hellhole.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I'm into 2018 now and I've got a pretty good handle on Ishida so far; he's a foaming-at-the-mouth fundamentalist and also the world's greatest ally and Most Feminist Of All, and he can square those two by being a second-wave feminist and going full Sex Is Evil And I Am Horny, down with everything that isn't marital sex for the purpose of procreation. His brain still hasn't curdled from the original insanity when he went full swerf and his comics turned incomprehensible, he doesn't even seem to like trump very much, can't wait to see what happens. Does COVID break his brain? Antivax was a left-wing conspiracy theory before it got co-opted, my current best bet is that that's how they get him.

Also it is still so goddamn weird that his Always Right Feminists are coded as children. Why do the 10 year olds care so very much about pornography, Ishida.

Blind Duke
Nov 8, 2013

How DARE this political office engage in politics!

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

CapnAndy posted:

Also it is still so goddamn weird that his Always Right Feminists are coded as children. Why do the 10 year olds care so very much about pornography, Ishida.

Because "my opinions are so obviously correct that it's immediately apparent to even a child."

Plus probably something something about their inherent child innocence and how they haven't been indoctrinated into viewing everything through the evil Woke Lens, so they still can call a spade a spade.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

the_steve posted:

Because "my opinions are so obviously correct that it's immediately apparent to even a child."

Plus probably something something about their inherent child innocence and how they haven't been indoctrinated into viewing everything through the evil Woke Lens, so they still can call a spade a spade.
but who is showing the children pornography, that's not something they should know exists yet, let alone be spouting 1983's hottest feminism theories about!

Also he still thinks woke is good, for now.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
My first read of the Lester was "sound science". I coloured myself surprised, but of loving course it said "junk science". :negative:

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

CapnAndy posted:

I'm into 2018 now and I've got a pretty good handle on Ishida so far; he's a foaming-at-the-mouth fundamentalist and also the world's greatest ally and Most Feminist Of All, and he can square those two by being a second-wave feminist and going full Sex Is Evil And I Am Horny, down with everything that isn't marital sex for the purpose of procreation. His brain still hasn't curdled from the original insanity when he went full swerf and his comics turned incomprehensible, he doesn't even seem to like trump very much, can't wait to see what happens. Does COVID break his brain? Antivax was a left-wing conspiracy theory before it got co-opted, my current best bet is that that's how they get him.

Also it is still so goddamn weird that his Always Right Feminists are coded as children. Why do the 10 year olds care so very much about pornography, Ishida.

I appreciate the commentary as you read it. I've gotten numb to Ishida's present day, unapologetic fascism, and kinda forget he Sinfest was ever anything else. It's kind of amazing to take a few step backs and look at his 2 decade transition from The Manshow: the Comic -> Worlds Greatest Male Feminist (You're welcome ladies) -> SWERF/TERF -> probably going to make a comic that is just the 14 words

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

From what I remember the last steps felt more SWERF -> TERF/probably going to make a comic that is just the 14 words. Ishida was perfectly primed to plummet down that rabbit hole and his politics shift super fast.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



But sir... I AM politics

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