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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:




In case you don't get the source/reference
https://i.imgur.com/O2wi2Ue.jpeg

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


slidebite posted:




In case you don't get the source/reference
https://i.imgur.com/O2wi2Ue.jpeg


Haha thats a good one!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i really want to know what the death lever was and why the pilot was grabbing it

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i really want to know what the death lever was and why the pilot was grabbing it

Rotor brake, afaik. For slowing down the rotor at shutdown, and stopping it freewheeling when parked.

Pilot wasn't grabbing it, he was pushing up, checking that it was fully released.

Electric Wrigglies
Feb 6, 2015

so pulling on it would have been like a cheeky surprise hand brake turn.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Sagebrush posted:

i find it difficult to believe that one person moving around could have a significant effect on the CG of a B-29 Superfortress, but maybe i suppose

Was gonna say, given that there's turrets all over, 12 crew, and a bomb bay load of 20,000 lb it seems unlikely that it would be CG.
Might be just that they don't want the pax wandering around by themselves getting up to mischief?

Scrungus
Nov 21, 2022
When I was in the Air Force I worked with a guy whose callsign was fifi. Stood for “loving idiot loving idiot”

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
In a weird coincidence, I just checked ADS-B Exchange to see what the loud airplane I could hear overhead was and it turned out to be FIFI.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
Also coincidentally I just read about a pilot, call sign Fifi.

loving idiot, loving idiot.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

~Coxy posted:

Was gonna say, given that there's turrets all over, 12 crew, and a bomb bay load of 20,000 lb it seems unlikely that it would be CG.
Might be just that they don't want the pax wandering around by themselves getting up to mischief?

Since it was overhead, I looked into this more and, at least these days, you can move around according to the ticket info (https://www.airpowersquadron.org/b-29-superfortress) you can move around, but there are limitations based on which seat you have.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Oh hey, those four kids from the Cessna 206 crash in Columbia that were mistakenly reported found a few weeks ago were actually found alive!

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/four-missing-colombian-children-found-alive-jungle-sources-2023-06-10/

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Safety Dance posted:

Oh hey, those four kids from the Cessna 206 crash in Columbia that were mistakenly reported found a few weeks ago were actually found alive!

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/four-missing-colombian-children-found-alive-jungle-sources-2023-06-10/

As impressive as the headline is this is actually even another level:

quote:

BOGOTA, June 9 (Reuters) - Four children from an Indigenous community in Colombia were found alive in the country's south on Friday more than five weeks after the plane they were traveling in crashed in thick jungle, Colombia's President Gustavo Petro said.

Three adults, including the pilot and the children's mother Magdalena Mucutuy, died as a result of the crash and their bodies were found inside the plane. The four siblings, aged 13, 9, 4, as well as a now 12-month-old baby, survived the impact.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Safety Dance posted:

Oh hey, those four kids from the Cessna 206 crash in Columbia that were mistakenly reported found a few weeks ago were actually found alive!

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/four-missing-colombian-children-found-alive-jungle-sources-2023-06-10/

Holy poo poo that's amazing. I've been watching the Alone show recently and five weeks in the wilderness is a tall order even for prepared adults sometimes. Glad at least the kids made it.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
Shits like a young adult novel. Good on those kids.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

stealie72 posted:

Shits like a young adult novel. Good on those kids.

Hatchet except you’re dragging a toddler and baby brothers around too.

I’m hoping we’re going to get a ton of detail on this, it’s nuts.

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Jun 10, 2023

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Flight 29 Down for Babies

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
I bet the fact that they were from an indigenous community had a lot to do with it. The older kids probably already knew how to collect food and water and maybe even hunt, and they were most likely participating in caring for the baby already too.

God drat american kids growing up in civilization getting too soft to survive a plane crash and 5 weeks in the jungle :bahgawd:

But yeah really seriously impressive. I want to know the full story too

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Going to be a heck of a "what I did on my summer vacation" report.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Unsurprisingly, the :canada: government has finally taken steps to officially seize that Russian An124 that's been stuck at YYZ since the invasion.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

I bet the fact that they were from an indigenous community had a lot to do with it. The older kids probably already knew how to collect food and water and maybe even hunt, and they were most likely participating in caring for the baby already too.

God drat american kids growing up in civilization getting too soft to survive a plane crash and 5 weeks in the jungle :bahgawd:

But yeah really seriously impressive. I want to know the full story too

A 4 year old is impressive enough but the 10 month old may not have even been fully weened. 5 weeks! Even if they had whatever the baby normally had onboard it would’ve run out! I’m guessing they “puréed” some fruit, however that wouldn’t be nutritionally complete. For babies under a year that can result in major issues surprisingly quickly.

Maybe it’s my western experience with having a little kid but I’m truly astonished.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

When you're in a survival situation like that, things like "optimal nutrition for long-term development" kind of get trumped by "eat literally anything you can to stay alive today".

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
iirc the kids were rescued by a remote indigenous tribe in the area fairly quickly and the tribe radioed it in or something but the location is hard to get to

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Even in my fanciful survival dreams, where I’m like “yeah I read those novels, I could survive at thirteen years old in the Amazon jungle”, nine is an “uhhhh I doubt it”, and caring for a preschooler and a baby in that environment is “I don’t like my odds of that even as an adult”.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/mGez4DO.mp4

What a waste of money though, I can still see it!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

mobby_6kl posted:

What a waste of money though, I can still see it!

Mister President, this isn’t Truth Social.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mGez4DO.mp4

What a waste of money though, I can still see it!

One thing about the B-2 that is apparent at an air show demo is how directed the engine sounds are. They’re relatively quiet until the engines are actually pointed right at you.

Though maybe that was more of a direct comparison to F-16s thing

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Sapozhnik posted:

iirc the kids were rescued by a remote indigenous tribe in the area fairly quickly and the tribe radioed it in or something but the location is hard to get to

That's what was reported in May, but it got retracted and the article posted above seems to contradict it.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

MisterOblivious posted:

From the OSHA thread:

God drat people are stupid.



Stole this comment:

"Tourist: “Kobe!”

Pilot: “NOOO!”"

While the brake pads on the rotor brake are puny and only designed to slow down the last 100 RPM with the engine off and it *probably* wouldn't cause the helicopter to crash, I wouldn't want to test it.
And yeah, this was the 2nd time the lady tried to touch and I would have landed and made her walk home. (And allegedly she tried to touch it a 3rd time).

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Xakura posted:

Rotor brake, afaik. For slowing down the rotor at shutdown, and stopping it freewheeling when parked.

Pilot wasn't grabbing it, he was pushing up, checking that it was fully released.

whoa. in that light he seemed quite restrained and professional in his reaction

also illustrating how intense helicopters are. fixed wing aircraft don't have a "stop wings" lever afaik. maybe old fighters with folding wings

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

OMGVBFLOL posted:

whoa. in that light he seemed quite restrained and professional in his reaction

also illustrating how intense helicopters are. fixed wing aircraft don't have a "stop wings" lever afaik. maybe old fighters with folding wings

Aren't you forgetting about the "wings fall off" switch?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

OMGVBFLOL posted:

"stop wings" lever

That’s spoilers though.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mGez4DO.mp4

What a waste of money though, I can still see it!

Hmm Sailfish have learnt to fly.

Thats seriously an impressive bank angle though.

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

Humphreys posted:

Hmm Sailfish have learnt to fly.

Thats seriously an impressive bank angle though.

Thanks, now you've triggered me into hearing Sail on repeat in my head all day. :argh:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Scam Likely posted:

Thanks, now you've triggered me into hearing Sail on repeat in my head all day. :argh:

Sail Likely

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Scam Likely posted:

Thanks, now you've triggered me into hearing Sail on repeat in my head all day. :argh:

Sail away sail away sail away

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Someone voiced wanting the full story of the 4 children in Colombia. The movie might be a little ways off still, but here is the first one in print:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65871238

"Miracle, miracle, miracle, miracle"
tl/dr big sisters are good to have

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

EasilyConfused posted:

Since it was overhead, I looked into this more and, at least these days, you can move around according to the ticket info (https://www.airpowersquadron.org/b-29-superfortress) you can move around, but there are limitations based on which seat you have.

They don't let you go through the tube that goes over the bomb bay because it'd be a PITA to try and get someone having a health problem out of it. Anyone who has tickets for the flight deck stays on the flight deck, anyone with tickets for the gunner's positions midship stays in the gunner's area

Some insane people even pay to never leave their seat

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Dr.Smasher posted:

Some insane people even pay to never leave their seat



Why would you leave that seat?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Sound
https://i.imgur.com/OrIansR.mp4

mllaneza posted:

Why would you leave that seat?
To shoot from the other side maybe?

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

mllaneza posted:

Why would you leave that seat?

Apparently you legally can not leave that seat.

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