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Neddy Seagoon posted:Sure it's funny now, but wait til you step on it and the pressure-rigged spikes pierce through your feet.  this is my doormat and one day i'll make it come true
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MLK Ultra posted:
It may already have come true but they couldn't get a warrant so never came back.
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Karate Bastard posted:Sometimes, when I feel a real big dump coming on, like one that will go round the u bend uninterrupted, I also like to drag a couple dozen boxes of documents along to read on the shitter Should ideally be boxes of old issues of PC Gamer 
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I would like to add that I, too, have a really long toilet.
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My wife's foot is in a cast, so she's buying a shower cover for it. I was helping her measure and had to sit down and chuckle for a bit when I saw this picture: no ring though
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Soul Dentist posted:My wife's foot is in a cast, so she's buying a shower cover for it. I was helping her measure and had to sit down and chuckle for a bit when I saw this picture: no ring, 4/5
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Large Testicles posted:no ring, 4/5 Good, a ring around the shower points to questionable grooming habits.
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Karate Bastard posted:I would like to add that I, too, have a really long toilet. quote:Butt-head: Uhh, you know what they say about short dudes, they got like, really big, uh...you know.
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 Real pants you can have for just one and a half thousand bucks: https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/yproject-x-jean-paul-gaultier-body-morph-straight-trousers-item-19363684.aspx
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Sentient Data posted:I got a job as a porn site pun writer but when I gave it a whack they fired me IANAL
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mobby_6kl posted:
Originally went for only €1,993, what a steal
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chglcu posted:In 7th grade, I wrote a story about Geordi and Worf in the holodeck wearing tutus and ended up having to present it to the class. Thanks for dredging that memory up. This wouldn’t be anywhere near the creepiest thing Geordi did with that holodeck.
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mobby_6kl posted:
I went to buy it, but they only have it in small 
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mobby_6kl posted:
Where would it even be appropriate to wear something like this? To an orgy?
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Maybe if you get cast in a Hellraiser movie?
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Nebrilos posted:Where would it even be appropriate to wear something like this? To an orgy? To your work at the dick sucking factory maybe
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I just want to keep this video on my phone cause it is amazing
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 Strictly shitposts only (AI generated poo poo:) https://www.upwork.com/freelance-jobs/apply/Creating-social-media-platform-like-Instagram-where-people-post-shitposting_~019824486ba24c97ee/
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ChatGPT, write me a social media app that does the following
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Wifi Toilet posted:
They don't know SA exists, do they.
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BaronVonVaderham posted:They don't know SA exists, do they. You guys are getting paid to post here?
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Golden Dragon posted:You guys are getting paid to post here? Yeah man, my posts are sending my kids to college
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davidspackage posted:Yeah man, my posts are sending my kids to college Must be nice. I have to take a second job as a Soros Antifa FBI double agent crisis actor just to pay the bills.
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Golden Dragon posted:You guys are getting paid to post here? Yes, but not in any currency that’s legal… yet…
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Golden Dragon posted:You guys are getting paid to post here? How I spend most of my work day, so yes.
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fartknocker posted:Yes, but not in any currency that’s legal… yet… I got so many diggs on my posts just waiting to cash them in
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kazil posted:Must be nice. I have to take a second job as a Soros Antifa FBI double agent crisis actor just to pay the bills. When I am getting my fuckin check?! This is some bullshit
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Unfortunately someone up in management has read my posts and I'm now taking a massive pay cut, I'm gonna have to get an alt to post nights with.
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davidspackage posted:Yeah man, my posts are sending my kids to college Anything to get away from them, huh?
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Hvad Alena PP tiny yes sounds like a very condensed eastern european romcom
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Sounds like a confused Scandinavian.
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Karate Bastard posted:Sounds like a confused Scandinavian. Hvað álena þiny yes.
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Tree Bucket posted:Hvad Alena PP tiny yes sounds like a very condensed eastern european romcom Don't miss Moldova's latest hit -- this summer, Put it in H.
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