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Camrath posted:I use business drop-and-go so I just print off the labels, pay money into the account and hand over a bag of parcels. Give the post office some fudge to smooth over relations.
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Related: https://twitter.com/Marc_Smi7h/status/1488845826571046918
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https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1668178929234898944?t=bvUks96mP_y89ylV18t7Bw&s=19 Boris being too lazy to resign as an MP is just 
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keep punching joe posted:berlusconi is dead My god, the hits keep coming this month, don't they!
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Grey Hunter posted:My god, the hits keep coming this month, don't they! Holding out hope for Piss Moron to be properly and indisputably implicated in the phone hacking stuff.
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smellmycheese posted:Spicy rumour going round that the 29 year old nobody , who graduated in 2015 and has done nothing of any note or merit, that Boris has inexplicably put in the House of Lords is actually his secret daughter She's his former spad. Which means it's basically certain that he hosed her, probably made her have an abortion, and all while Carrie was pregnant, and now he's paying her off for silence.
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smellmycheese posted:Spicy rumour going round that the 29 year old nobody , who graduated in 2015 and has done nothing of any note or merit, that Boris has inexplicably put in the House of Lords is actually his secret daughter
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Guavanaut posted:That would make him the first PM in over a generation to use the Lords as intended, as a cesspit of nepotism rather than a cesspit of business corruption. David Lloyd George's corpse is smiling now
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I would have sex with Boris Johnson for a life peerage. Easy money.
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keep punching joe posted:I would have sex with Boris Johnson for a life peerage. Easy money. Yeah but you only get £330 per day. You'd have to turn up 5 or 6 times a month just to afford London rent! So much work
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forkboy84 posted:Yeah but you only get £330 per day. You'd have to turn up 5 or 6 times a month just to afford London rent! So much work Turn up at 8, go in for prayers, spend the rest of the day in the subsidised bar/canteen. Take the occasional bribe from gambling/oil/tobacco/healthcare lobbyists. What a life. Though the lords sat for 152 days in 21/22 so for full attendance only 48k, maybe not worth it when you factor in housing costs. Do they give you a flat? keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Jun 12, 2023 |
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keep punching joe posted:I would have sex with Boris Johnson for a life peerage. Easy money. My wargaming club meets in the village hall of Brightwell cum Sotwell, the village he's just got his new mansion in, so we now live in terror* of him wandering in. Please do not heap moral choices on us as well. But the place is cheap for a hall for all day in south Oxfordshire, so we're not moving, even if we do bring the average age of the village down by a decade when we meet. *of what we'd do
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Jedit posted:She's his former spad. Which means it's basically certain that he hosed her, probably made her have an abortion, and all while Carrie was pregnant, and now he's paying her off for silence. This is the Tories we're talking about so that's not mutually exclusive.
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keep punching joe posted:Turn up at 8, go in for prayers, spend the rest of the day in the subsidised bar/canteen. Take the occasional bribe from gambling/oil/tobacco/healthcare lobbyists. What a life. I'd certainly not turn down a peerage if Rishi wants more working class/precariat representation in the Upper Chamber
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keep punching joe posted:berlusconi is dead
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Loro is a good movie.
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I really hope the Farage thing ends up being like a 12 hour Live Stream where they find nothing except the odd Seagull. "Look the only reason we couldn't find any boats full of migrants is because they must be using stealth technology! This just proves we are right!"
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No he totally saw a boat in the distance. And because it wasn't covered in union jacks and blasting Rule, Britannia from the foghorn it must be a foreign boat, and therefore illegal.
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Guavanaut posted:"You're gonna need a bigot boat" He criticizes boats but he himself is using a boat!
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Guavanaut posted:"You're gonna need a bigot boat" where's bob geldof's flotilla when you need it
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Never Forget
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I worry that eating Farage might have the same effect on an orca as when people flick cigarette butts into carp ponds.
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The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'WHICH PARTY'S MANIFESTO WILL LOOK MOST LIKE THE 2016 VOTE LEAVE AND 2019 TORY OFFER?'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Ours.'
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The Labour party needs to be a grown up party. Let's be sensible about this: the Tories won in 2019. I am not afraid to do the pragmatic thing - adopt Tory policies and prejudices - to win the next election. That is what this Labour party must do to protect the country from this shambolic Tory government.
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Margaret Hodges is back in the news giving an interview to Matt The Chortle about how Corbyn is a big ol racist. Anyway, here's Margaret Hodges saying there's too much "changing faces" in London in front of a white audience. https://twitter.com/StevePowers_/status/1668213510247948288?t=DICaJHHsMz5fS0sKEIn3xA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/birdwoman1966/status/1668189806692630528?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Welp, my workroom is now full of a double stack of parcels as tall as I am- for the record I’ve not had this many online orders in one go since Christmas 2021. All orders received thus far will be shipping out in an hour or two. And thank you again, goons. So very much. Ngl, it was seriously looking like I’d have to fold in the near future and now that’s not on the cards at all!
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Going by Wikipedia but she really doesn't seem to have done much of note:Wiki posted:Owen graduated from the University of York in 2015, gaining a 2:1 in Politics and International Relations. She worked as an intern and parliamentary assistant, before becoming a special adviser in an unknown role under the prime ministers Boris Johnson and Liz Truss. Owen worked 50% for Boris Johnson, and 50% for the Chief Whip and Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury, Chris Heaton-Harris. At the time, there was much speculation, given her modest achievements, as to what significant contribution to British society was made to justify the ennoblement. First True Millenial Lord.
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I love wikipedia things like "at the time" being used to mean "right this second"
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Grey Hunter posted:My wargaming club meets in the village hall of Brightwell cum Sotwell, the village he's just got his new mansion in, so we now live in terror* of him wandering in. 
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Nettle Soup posted:Legitimately thought for a moment there that farage was gonna sail over on a boat from france to prove a point. How odd, I suddenly find myself supporting the idea of the Royal Navy sinking small boats in the Channel.
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