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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Seems like all it would take for those ballet shoes to not look sus is a light powdering with a darker color.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



...blue?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

By popular demand posted:

Seems like all it would take for those ballet shoes to not look sus is a light powdering with a darker color.

Unless the darker color ends up looking like hair.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gotta say, the sexual act this position implies seems much healthier than lifting weights this way.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is that some sort of elaborate triceps dip exercise

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The winner of a lifting competition isn't the strongest lifter; it's whoever lifts the most weight under the rules. A bigger arch cuts down on the distance you have to move the bar and that lets you lift more.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Looks more like elaborate bdsm to me

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

RFC2324 posted:

Looks more like elaborate bdsm to me

That’s most bdsm

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

I can't decide if it's flappy lips with a large protruding clit or super saggy balls with a tiny shriveled dick. It's like an optical illusion that keeps going back and forth.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

mobby_6kl posted:

Just get a proper one, that one looks pretty half-assed

https://i.imgur.com/MnC3F48.mp4

where do you stick your dick though?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nah mang, these are to stuff up yo butt.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

oh god I'm so horny I better


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

AlmightyBob posted:

oh god I'm so horny I better




I've got just the thing

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Pierogis that look like gyoza are inferior to flat ones. Those ones pan fry in butter better.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

AlmightyBob posted:

oh god I'm so horny I better




Two for one

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Inceltown posted:

I've got just the thing



I see your prominent knob, and raise you:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Everyone goes straight to Dildo and skips over Come-by-chance.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

TheAlmightyFrog posted:

I can't decide if it's flappy lips with a large protruding clit or super saggy balls with a tiny shriveled dick. It's like an optical illusion that keeps going back and forth.

you will get old too

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Pennsylvania has a story along Rt. 30 eastbound:

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 10:09 on Jun 8, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Tried to reach Mt. Joy by way of Intercourse but I'm stuck at Blue Ball.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



We have all dwelt in that cave.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

AlmightyBob posted:

oh god I'm so horny I better




Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

PainterofCrap posted:

Pennsylvania has a story along Rt. 30 eastbound:



Blue Ball would be right next to church town.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Dildo points directly at Spread Eagle. People in the past were just as childish as us, but they were playing a much longer game.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

MrYenko posted:

Dildo points directly at Spread Eagle. People in the past were just as childish as us, but they were playing a much longer game.

Glad I'm not the only one to spot this

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Tickle my harnum point.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://streamable.com/9nrk20

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/andrewhunterm/status/1667617420561793025

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


From the foreign street foods thread:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Poor Chekhov.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

That looks like someone trying to shove a botfly back into a toe.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I actually thought it looked yummy and now I wanna die

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Snowy posted:

I actually thought it looked yummy and now I wanna die

Lol same. The duality of foreign street food vendors. Do you risk potential gastrointestinal diseases for the yums?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Dienes posted:

That looks like someone trying to shove a botfly back into a toe.

My brain knows it’s some form of shawarma or kebab, and therefore delicious, but my body says it’s a deep fried grub the size of a football.

I am torn.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
It's kokoreç, basically sheep or goat intestines wrapped around a skewer, sometimes with other organ meats in the middle, and cooked in more or less the same way that doner kebab/gyros are cooked (though usually oriented sideways rather than vertically). Normally you get it shaved off the meat log like kebab meat and put on a sandwich with onions, tomatoes and peppers. It's very good that way, but as I mentioned in the foreign street food thread I really can't imagine it would taste good to just have the whole log shoved into a loaf of bread.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

Lol same. The duality of foreign street food vendors. Do you risk potential gastrointestinal diseases for the yums?

That reminds of of a family trip I took to Mazatlan in 1991. Just a brilliantly hot day and I was parched. We arrive at a street vendor selling juices off a cart. Six, seven just...amazing-colored fruit juices in these giant pickle jars beaded with condensation, because giant ice cubes are floating in them.

Ice. Local ice. Local water.

It was a titanic struggle to wave that off. My father-in-law, a Korean War vet, buys a huge cup and is drinking it off right there, and smiling like possum in a pumpkin patch. Goddammit.

My wife & I duck into a restaurant and have a cigarette and a Coke.

I did not want a Coke. I wanted that loving juice, but did not want to spend the rest of the week strapped into the (admittedly attractive, with an ocean view) bathroom.

Nothing happened to him. The bastard.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PainterofCrap posted:

That reminds of of a family trip I took to Mazatlan in 1991. Just a brilliantly hot day and I was parched. We arrive at a street vendor selling juices off a cart. Six, seven just...amazing-colored fruit juices in these giant pickle jars beaded with condensation, because giant ice cubes are floating in them.

Ice. Local ice. Local water.

It was a titanic struggle to wave that off. My father-in-law, a Korean War vet, buys a huge cup and is drinking it off right there, and smiling like possum in a pumpkin patch. Goddammit.

My wife & I duck into a restaurant and have a cigarette and a Coke.

I did not want a Coke. I wanted that loving juice, but did not want to spend the rest of the week strapped into the (admittedly attractive, with an ocean view) bathroom.

Nothing happened to him. The bastard.

It gets worse.

Consuming non‐pasteurized fruit juice in the Americas is how some people get Chagas disease.

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