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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
reminds me of being in class like ten years ago and having a classmate explain his ingenious new moneymaking method: ordering a laptop off amazon, then after it arrives, you say that it never came! it's so simple!

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

"they just give you a new car!"

It's an automatic upgrade, just like if your college roommate dies

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i'm actually dealing with an insurance claim now

used car prices are still so inflated they're repairing my >10 year old elantra that now needs 5k worth of body work rather than pay me out

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Xaris posted:

he really should delete the front page and redirect it to the forums tho

I’ll do a SAD post later

Nah, the front page has to run interference to keep the forums safe.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/RyanSmithAT/status/1668265819497701377?t=3Hgwx51uhUdkVEO0ztPyZw&s=19

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



finally, it's gamefaqs's time to shine

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Meanwhile in Philly:

quote:

Suburban station ‘feels busier’ as Northeast commuters take to trains

The rush hour crowds at Suburban Station were thicker this morning after the I-95 collapse near Cottman Avenue forced commuters from Northeast Philadelphia and parts of Montgomery and lower Bucks counties to find new ways to work.

One SEPTA employee who spoke to the Inquirer on the condition of anonymity said the station “felt busier.” Another — again on the condition on anonymity — said they were annoyed at the amount of customer service inquiries they were fielding.

“It’s like they’ve never taken a train before,” she said.

Several people declined to comment, claiming to be late for work as lines for Dunkin Donuts wrapped around the concourse.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Rip to the IMDb forums which were too racist to be on 2010s internet.

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

all internet-based social platforms are dead. let us to return to our roots: calling farmer maggot a cheat and a charlatan on a tattered paper pinned up in town square next to the well

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Nothus posted:

I love that SA has so far been saved due in large part due to Lowtax's legendary incompetence and laziness

Maybe he was a tech savant after all lmao.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Found the thread's anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P2qL3qkzk

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








This is so awful when the come to the ER. They usually come in because someone complained they were acting “erratically” and cops always push that poo poo off onto EMS, which honestly is better. Local police have a habit of driving homeless to the middle of the woods 10 miles out of town and kicking people out of the car. But EMS has nowhere to go but the hospital and the big local one is a poo poo show right now.

None of the service lines wants to admit because there’s usually nothing specifically to admit them for. Psych can’t really admit right now. They don’t need an ER room (no need for o2, monitoring etc) so they end up in a hall bed. The folks need placement in living facilities but there’s neither enough facilities to accept or case workers to help.

More often than not they just leave AMA before anything can be done.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

did r/paulsoccer12 go dark

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

redneck nazgul posted:

did r/paulsoccer12 go dark

Lol
Somebody should that shitstrain reik and ask

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Make sure to enter the IK contest

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
It would be wonderful if Reddits own greed caused it to die when everyone rediscovers forums or whatever. But sadly I doubt people won’t come crawling back.

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


https://twitter.com/m_d_c_t/status/1668070983498977280

My 'Noise about AI is a red flag for things going to pot in a company' theory continues to get support.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

StratGoatCom posted:

https://twitter.com/m_d_c_t/status/1668070983498977280

My 'Noise about AI is a red flag for things going to pot in a company' theory continues to get support.

Same story, different year. Buying into marketing hype will do that. Early adopters always get hosed.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



personally i would simply not hire product managers from the company whose products are all complete poo poo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
given my experience with tech companies what probably happened is 2 VPs hired 2 of their pals and those 4 people then hired 4 more people until upper management was entirely meta people

this happens everywhere but lol. l,mao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the leadership team behind the metaverse, that's who i want steering my project, sure

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

they are Metastasizing

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Noblesse Obliged posted:

they are Metastasizing

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Noblesse Obliged posted:

they are Metastasizing

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Noblesse Obliged posted:

they are Metastasizing

beautiful

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Good news, my 2024 property tax assessment crashed by $300k from the previous year.


Just imaginary bullshit.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Noblesse Obliged posted:

they are Metastasizing

Thread title

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE

anime was right posted:

given my experience with tech companies what probably happened is 2 VPs hired 2 of their pals and those 4 people then hired 4 more people until upper management was entirely meta people

this happens everywhere but lol. l,mao

I call this the idiot vortex

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Mr Hootington posted:

Thread title

For once, A Good Hootington Post.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Noblesse Obliged posted:

they are Metastasizing

61123
Jun 11, 2023

alarumklok posted:

all internet-based social platforms are dead. let us to return to our roots: calling farmer maggot a cheat and a charlatan on a tattered paper pinned up in town square next to the well

you're expected to exist like a elderly native american in solitary confinement. welcome to our post-9/11 reality. i recommend a coffeeshop that sells weed.

61123 has issued a correction as of 19:31 on Jun 12, 2023

61123
Jun 11, 2023

Glumwheels posted:

Good news, my 2024 property tax assessment crashed by $300k from the previous year.


Just imaginary bullshit.

still refusing to get with modernity in the year 2024

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Spaced God posted:

The joke is that something awful isn't popular enough to be worth shittify

somethingawful.com was born fully shittified

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
good I hope discord crashes n burns as it spirals out of control toward ipo

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


https://twitter.com/PABastien/status/1668092513469579265

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
we can all return to IRC and AIM like god intended

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Banning TikTok will fix this

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1668326555184144384?t=x6MTjlfAo0xFoBbv0S4Rmw&s=19

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Like most government activities, getting the monopoly is important

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


can i set up my own social network with just me on it and get a cut please

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Dumbest loving cyberpunk dystopia.

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