[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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OctaMurk: Jun 21, 2013

Asproigerosis posted:

I have no loving idea what that picture is even trying to convey. Like I don't even understand what the joke was supposed to be.

Boob

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:34

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:51

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

I have no loving idea what that picture is even trying to convey. Like I don't even understand what the joke was supposed to be.

I think it's "people like ai because you can put tits on anything"

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:35

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Business Gorillas posted:

I think it's "people like ai because you can put tits on anything"

Skyrim has already achieved this

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:36

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1668280253519650818?t=bRlJUKTGbUJIOQH9RxehXQ&s=19

�If you�re going to bot spam, at least pay $8 first.�

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:41

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Apparently it's fake lol

Edit: ok it's not fake

Grey Fox has issued a correction as of 18:20 on Jun 12, 2023

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:42

lurkeskywalker: Jul 12, 2016

Oglethorpe posted:

call of booby

Modern Bra wear

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:44

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

It seems like late at night is when Elon�s posting goes insane so I imagine that�s when his uppers start to putter out and he enters some weird fugue state

# ? Jun 12, 2023 17:55

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1668300860957556736?t=q4KmlwJtDl5bdkXzTNvj9w&s=19

# ? Jun 12, 2023 18:59

Polo-Rican: Jul 4, 2004; emptyquote my posts or die

Business Gorillas posted:

I think it's "people like ai because you can put tits on anything"

no, it's a lot more misogynist than that, it's a guy using AR to cover up his date's face with tv / videos, so he can see the boobs while watching kewl videos

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:03

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1668300860957556736?t=q4KmlwJtDl5bdkXzTNvj9w&s=19

I think the ship may have, metaphorically speaking, sailed on that one

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:11

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1668300860957556736?t=q4KmlwJtDl5bdkXzTNvj9w&s=19

6 months tops

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:11

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Asproigerosis posted:

I have no loving idea what that picture is even trying to convey. Like I don't even understand what the joke was supposed to be.

Satire is reveals a deeper truth

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:20

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1668280253519650818?t=bRlJUKTGbUJIOQH9RxehXQ&s=19

lol @ 10,000X more expensive

paying $8 a month to get your tweets higher visibility is less expensive than paying for ads to do the same thing

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:23

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

i hate him

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:24

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/iLunaSad/status/1668311270158630919

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:25

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

ben shapino posted:

https://twitter.com/iLunaSad/status/1668311270158630919

I mean they've got a checkmark, I should probably trust them.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:29

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/playgolfdan/status/1668307928804208646?t=B326n2RmHyO-BW7hzuJmUQ&s=19

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:45

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/playgolfdan/status/1668307928804208646?t=B326n2RmHyO-BW7hzuJmUQ&s=19

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:58

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

linda was so proud of her word salad she sent it in a letter to twitter employees

quote:

Building Twitter 2.0 Together

Hello Twitter!

People keep asking me: Why Twitter? So, I�ll tell you.

From space exploration to electric vehicles, Elon knew these industries needed transformation, so he did it. More recently it has become increasingly clear that the global town square needs transformation�to drive civilization forward through the unfiltered exchange of information and open dialogue about the things that matter most to us.

Have you ever been talking with someone particularly insightful and thought, You�re brilliant�everybody should get the chance to hear this. Or, I�m learning so much from you�can we do this again? Or maybe it�s as simple as, You should have the freedom to speak your mind. We all should.

Enter Twitter 2.0.

Twitter is on a mission to become the world�s most accurate real-time information source and a global town square for communication. We�re on the precipice of making history�and that�s not an empty promise. That�s OUR reality.

When you start by wrapping your arms around this powerful vision, literally everything is possible. You have to genuinely believe�and work hard for that belief. And in this moment of complete reinvention, we have the opportunity to reach across aisles, create new partnerships, celebrate new voices, and build something together that can change the world. And from what I can tell so far, you�re built for this.

The success of Twitter 2.0 is all of our responsibility.

We need to think big.
We need to transform.
We need to do it all together.

And we can do it all by starting from first principles � questioning our assumptions and building something new from the ground up. It�s rare to have the chance to put a new future into the hands of every person, partner, and creator on the planet.

That�s exactly why I�m here � with all of YOU.

So, let�s dig our heels in (4 inches or flat!) and build Twitter 2.0 together.

Linda

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:00

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

She's verified, why didn't she tweet it in one one thousand word tweet

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:01

Polo-Rican: Jul 4, 2004; emptyquote my posts or die

Beeftweeter posted:

linda was so proud of her word salad she sent it in a letter to twitter employees

it's almost unimaginable how useless almost every corporate CEOs is

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:05

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

hasn�t it been years since a new tesla model was released? how�s his rear end transforming that industry

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:06

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Addressing your customers like they work for you, always a good idea

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:09

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

quote:

And in this moment of complete reinvention, we have the opportunity to reach across aisles, create new partnerships, celebrate new voices, and build something together that can change the world.

the owner of the website spends 18 hours a day signal boosting Nazis

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:11

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

Consummate Professional posted:

hasn�t it been years since a new tesla model was released? how�s his rear end transforming that industry

surely telling legacy carmakers that they don't need to redesign and release new product for half a decade, duh

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:16

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Polo-Rican posted:

no, it's a lot more misogynist than that, it's a guy using AR to cover up his date's face with tv / videos, so he can see the boobs while watching kewl videos

I guess I'm the idiot for thinking musk made an actual joke

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:19

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

punished milkman posted:

Lol elon is going to completely gently caress up the timeline for nasa�s next crewed moon mission and china is going to get there first

You mean China�s gonna be the first country to actually put men one the moon? good for them

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:20

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

mad?

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:26

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/billieanania/status/1668234958136041472?s=20

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:36

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/playgolfdan/status/1668307928804208646?t=B326n2RmHyO-BW7hzuJmUQ&s=19

I've certainly have had the thought speaking to someone that they should absolutely not have the right to speak their mind.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:39

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:53

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1668280253519650818?t=bRlJUKTGbUJIOQH9RxehXQ&s=19

bots post the same response with tiny variants to every tweet with tshirt in it - it's impossible to stop these, nobody can figure it out

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:59

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/playgolfdan/status/1668307928804208646?t=B326n2RmHyO-BW7hzuJmUQ&s=19

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:03

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

RandomBlue posted:

bots post the same response with tiny variants to every tweet with tshirt in it - it's impossible to stop these, nobody can figure it out

somebody should make a bot that responds to every tweet with "wow i wish i could buy this on a shirt"

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:04

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Linda Yuccarino

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:05

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

the milk machine posted:

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:07

Virtual Russian: Sep 15, 2008

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/billieanania/status/1668234958136041472?s=20

oh hey, my history podcast has the good opinions.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:16

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/playgolfdan/status/1668307928804208646?t=B326n2RmHyO-BW7hzuJmUQ&s=19

What is it you can't say Linda? WHAT IS IT YOU CAN'T SAY?

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:19

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

https://twitter.com/dukezer0/status/1668112658414043136?s=46&t=pPu5st0aEl5XxNVnZJnvUA

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:45

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:51

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Mordiceius posted:

https://twitter.com/dukezer0/status/1668112658414043136?s=46&t=pPu5st0aEl5XxNVnZJnvUA

drat that�s a good tip

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:46

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