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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bad Purchase posted:

i have to attend 2 scrums every day except monday, and 3 on wednesday

it's been great watching fake agile absolutely ruin corporate productivity over the past decade with the endless meetings and constant crises brought about by artificial sprint deadlines that mean absolutely nothing but might upset the metrics :ohdear:

my team winnowed down from 9 employees in office following agile (for database/reporting) to 3 of us just managing ourselves remote and it is both way less stress and our overall output is up.

also we switched from the psychotic "all changes are made once a week after a 2 hour long meeting of 30 managers audibly approving each one no matter how minor" to one where 2 people have a daily meeting and approve them all in 30 minutes and we can implement whenever we want

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

sounds like they implemented some new streamlined meeting technology at the meeting factory

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Just got my fishing kayak delivered :c00lbutt:

Thinking to start a fishing kayak megathread in. Gbs

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Cities Skyline 2 got its release date announcement, 10/24, I'm fuckin jacked

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

working in office today and the fail levels have been surprisingly low. boss is out for 3 weeks for surgery and the scabs aren't doing poo poo

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This “work” business is some fuckin bullshit

been saying this

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo your office work meeting factory chat sucksssss. Please escape and join me in the park


For DRUGS

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

kalel posted:

they opened the quarterly org meeting with a video of a muppet rapping about agile. happy Monday y'all
I put my heart and soul into that rap. Sorry for trying to inject a little joy into your quarterly meeting.

Charles Bukowski posted:

Holy poo poo your office work meeting factory chat sucksssss. Please escape and join me in the park


For DRUGS
Which park? Which drugs?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I go to the park and give the biggest crows lsd. They now obey my commands and I have climbed nature’s ladder into a C-suite position.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

what's wrong with it? When he picked up rent I told the landlord that my swamp needs some rubber washers on the motor brace so it doesn't sound like rust rubbing on rust when I cool my house down, and he rolled his eyes and looked at me with deep contempt while saying nothing

Basic idiot. I forgot to change air filter this spring and it was completely clogged up so no air can blow through so it couldn't blow on the condenser and the pipe froze. It shut the system off somehow.

I just had to let it thaw out overnight and then replace the filter and now it's working fine. I did notice that the insulation on the outside hoses is really rotting away and I need to replace that sometime soon. It just looks like split foam, I'll Google it but it looks really simple.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
my fridge isnt very cold but my freezer is fine and i can't figure out if it's a vent blocked somewhere or what :mad:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
👀 :eyepop:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Y'all gonna want to check the LC lol

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Y'all gonna want to check the LC lol

:eyepop:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Wow


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

hahahah

It's been a long time coming but that's quite the fitting end

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




:discourse:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Woah doctor

StrixNebulosa posted:

Why are you calling the grown woman a girl


Meth:
Something about being quite a bit younger. And her having the mentality and maturity of a 14 year old.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jun 12, 2023

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Y'all gonna want to check the LC lol

:yikeseroo:

https://i.imgur.com/xuXBTA4.mp4

THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lmfao

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Y'all gonna want to check the LC lol

:stare:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Did the recycling. Had $33.50 in returns. I'm rich.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Guy who is mad about taxes and hates tipping is a pedo? :monocle:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Y'all gonna want to check the LC lol

cool :thanks:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Guys.. guys...

My computer just forced a windows update, my CPU is pegged at 80% idle..


It's running so hot it's uncomfortable to touch. They told me to back up my files and turn it off..


Lol they don't have any loaners left so I'll free until tomorrow at 10am when the guy might have it ready.


Lololol lol merry Christmas to all

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Wendigee posted:

Lololol lol merry Christmas to all

It's June buddy you tossed on the sauce already or what

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Pouring one out for the demise of the IT ronin.

And by pouring one out I mean piss.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Smugworth posted:

It's June buddy you tossed on the sauce already or what

It's Wendigee

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Thank god thats over with

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Smugworth posted:

It's June buddy you tossed on the sauce already or what

Friday comes earlier every week

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Slugworth posted:

I put my heart and soul into that rap. Sorry for trying to inject a little joy into your quarterly meeting.

Which park? Which drugs?
My yard is kind of a park, and it has multiple forms of weed.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Friday comes earlier every week

for some it never ends

Alas for I am not one

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It's works fault they gave me a recycled piece of poo poo and shockingly it's failing again.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Y'all gonna want to check the LC lol

Wowzers

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Guess meth finally went to the deep south to be with his people.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

wild

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Smugworth posted:

Just got my fishing kayak delivered :c00lbutt:

Thinking to start a fishing kayak megathread in. Gbs

Page 2 bumparoo

Check this mfer out


:c00lbutt:

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
Gonna be frying up walleye in no time

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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Nice Honda - looks like the CRV? All vinyl interior is great for keeping clean

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