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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

This is some poo poo Kendall Roy would make if he was broke

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X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

I don’t often say this, but I hope DC sues his balls off.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The movie looks like it was done in the corporate art style (AKA Corporate Memphis).

The art looks like the Klasky Csupo house style with the edges filed down.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Pope Corky the IX posted:

I’ve been avoiding this movie for a long time because I want to set Joe Piscopo on fire but that was pretty funny.
It’s a fun movie and it was from before he got really dumb.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Things I liked about Treat Williams:

1) Name should have absolutely been stolen for porno use (Treat Millions)
2) Is absolutely wonderful as a smarmy hero in Deep Rising
3) Hateable but fun smarmy rear end in a top hat in The Phantom

RIP...this sucks.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Things I liked about Treat Williams:

1) Name should have absolutely been stolen for porno use (Treat Millions)


Skeet Willy-Yums

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Back in the day I always used to say "Well Treat my Williams!"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

2) Is absolutely wonderful as a smarmy hero in Deep Rising
I would say this is a guilty pleasure but I have absolutely no guilt what soever about loving this wonderful b-grade trash.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

RIP...this sucks.

Yeah. :(

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Schwarzwald posted:

The art looks like the Klasky Csupo house style with the edges filed down.
My thought was dollar store Aardman

Leatherhead
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still


Borderline 'Let Me Be Frank' energy.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Things I liked about Treat Williams:

1) Name should have absolutely been stolen for porno use (Treat Millions)
2) Is absolutely wonderful as a smarmy hero in Deep Rising
3) Hateable but fun smarmy rear end in a top hat in The Phantom

RIP...this sucks.

I first noticed him as an unhinged rear end in a top hat in Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, he ruled. It was quiet weird to then see him in Deep Rising, where he did not use a single corpse as a punching bag.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Dude completely owned the poo poo out of the Substitute franchise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E6vB_Df4Xk

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Things I liked about Treat Williams:

2) Is absolutely wonderful as a smarmy hero in Deep Rising

Ok, I HAVE to get this off my chest: am I a monster for one of my first thoughts upon hearing the news to be wondering if his last words were "NOW what?"

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Cormac McCarthy, passed away at 89.

Still iffy on Blood Meridian ever being adapted.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Cormac McCarthy, passed away at 89.

Still iffy on Blood Meridian ever being adapted.

It's something that could be adapted but probably shouldn't be. The film could turn out well, maybe even very good, but the book is something of a singular piece of genius that works primarily because it's a novel, because switching prose styles in the middle of a scene or paragraph is a big part of what is so memorable and it would take a very confident and creative and skillful director to pull of something like that.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
Also casting The Judge is just impossible. It's my favorite book of all time and any attempt at adapting it is just going to fail.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Cormac McCarthy, passed away at 89.

Still iffy on Blood Meridian ever being adapted.

Dang. I think he was in the middle of writing the screenplay himself.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

B-Rock452 posted:

Also casting The Judge is just impossible.

Trump is already a SAG member

( And has a saggy member)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Youtube thumbnail: "They made the Judge BLACK?!?!"

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


The historical Judge was described as 'hairless', as in clean-shaven. The fictional Judge is completely free of follicles and unnaturally white-skinned.

Clearly the best candidate is Art the Clown from the Terrifier movies.

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

I've always pictured the Judge as John Goodman.

High Warlord Zog
Dec 12, 2012
This is surprising

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1668804793387847682

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

ruddiger posted:

Dude completely owned the poo poo out of the Substitute franchise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E6vB_Df4Xk

gently caress i hate this

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Brief language?

Hey Barb.
Sup Ken.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Barbie's going to say gently caress

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



davidspackage posted:

Brief language?

Hey Barb.
Sup Ken.

Come, Barbie. Let's party.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Samovar posted:

Come, Barbie. Let's party.
Can't help but hear that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Barbie's going to say gently caress

But why would Barbie say gently caress

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


"Barbie, we have genitals now, what are we going to do?"
::Barbie looks at the camera, smirks::
"F-"
::Smash cut to credits::



::After the credits end::
"-iretruck!"
::Barbie points at a firetruck::

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
“gently caress the patriarchy let’s go to the beaCh!”

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Grendels Dad posted:

But why would Barbie say gently caress

She's going to tell Will Ferrell's character to gently caress off

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
This Treat Williams talk is missing Prince of the City, a goddamn masterpiece, a companion to and equal of the better-known Serpico, another true story of the NYPD.

On this topic one of his last roles was on SVU, Episode: "Spiraling Down".

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

The historical Judge was described as 'hairless', as in clean-shaven. The fictional Judge is completely free of follicles and unnaturally white-skinned.

Clearly the best candidate is Art the Clown from the Terrifier movies.

Now I'm just picturing Agent 47. Who has also been a clown!

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

The Barbie trailer showed a scene about people beaching each other off. I'm not too surprised that even the faintest hint of sexual innuendo would give it a PG13.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

IshmaelZarkov posted:

I've always pictured the Judge as John Goodman.

I pictured Yul Brynner, pretty sure he's been dead for a good while though

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The Peccadillo posted:

I pictured Yul Brynner, pretty sure he's been dead for a good while though

10 years ago I would have said Vincent D'Onofrio. Now I'd say Jesse Plemons

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

IshmaelZarkov posted:

I've always pictured the Judge as John Goodman.

If you somehow managed to discover the energy Goodman had in 10 Cloverfield Lane twenty years before Dan Trachtenberg did that would’ve been the perfect casting.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Pirate Jet posted:

If you somehow managed to discover the energy Goodman had in 10 Cloverfield Lane twenty years before Dan Trachtenberg did that would’ve been the perfect casting.

Barton Fink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_8O-iDvlmA

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

www.indiewire.com posted:

The Oscar winner said that studios have turned down five of his projects in the last two months and that he's gearing up to focus on animated films only.

“They still say no to me,” the “Nightmare Alley” director said. “In the last two months, they said no to five of my projects. So it doesn’t go away. Making movies is eating a sandwich of poo poo. There’s always poo poo, just sometimes you get a little more bread with yours.”

Just give the man money to make the films he wants to you idiots!

Oh and he also thinks a lot of modern animation is pretty garbage:

quote:

“Animation to me is the purest form of art, and it’s been kidnapped by a bunch of hoodlums. We have to rescue it. [And] I think that we can Trojan-horse a lot of good poo poo into the animation world. I believe you can make an adult fantasy drama with stop-motion and move people emotionally. I think stop-motion can be intravenous, it can go straight to your emotions in a way that no other medium can.”

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