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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
What's the name of the plant lady on that game? Is she any good?

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Do not share information on the plant lady to a self-proclaimed plant monster, who knows what they're planning

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Super Librarian posted:

I didn't get his tax returns, but he sent bank statements to my husband to try to win a League argument or something??? I think it was something like "I make a lot of money so I'm right"

I refuse to believe this person is real.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

I refuse to believe this person is real.

Attn reddit refugees: this is the content you've been missing

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Plant MONSTER. posted:

What's the name of the plant lady on that game? Is she any good?

Pamela Isley aka Poison Ivy.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

the sex ghost posted:

Attn reddit refugees: this is the content you've been missing

Attn reddit refugees: this is the content you're about to be

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Plant MONSTER. posted:

What's the name of the plant lady on that game? Is she any good?

zyra. she was decent when i last played but shes only played as support anymore

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Super Librarian posted:

He was also banned from the SA League discord, and he'd keep trying to rejoin under different aliases and new League accounts. He was always immediately identifiable because he'd play the same few characters on every account. One time he even impersonated another goon.

I didn't get his tax returns, but he sent bank statements to my husband to try to win a League argument or something??? I think it was something like "I make a lot of money so I'm right"

Lmfao. Meth guy if you're reading I would be really ownwd if you gave me money. loving destroyed. Would deffo join the People's Party of Canada or whatever you support if you gave me some money, because of how owned I would be.

Servaetes
Sep 10, 2003

False enemy or true friend?

qnqnx posted:

League of Legends players once again proved to be absolutely deranged.

As Fajita Queen said, we were the first that told him to gently caress off. Don't know why it took the rest of SA years to get rid of him

His first schticks were kinda predictable goony poo poo. He was posting was bragging about how he boosted other accounts in an attempt to be the main character of the thread and when that didn't work because people knew he was boring he'd post pictures of his face, his screenshots of getting rejected on dating apps or his nasty rear end cup he kept brewing tea in and never washed (i think the logic was hot water cleans the cup???).

Then he liveblogged about his journey into becoming a professional computer toucher, about buying his first house and subsequently being sad he was in a house way too big for just one guy. Constantly. In between discussing a new character being introduced or a new set of skins or asking tips on how to play.

Like it always started off as annoyed with the dude but then posters would pity him. People tried to link him mental health resources in his area, social services Canada could offer him, basic real life advice and all kinds of poo poo and he'd seemingly listen to it for a post and then immediately start liveblogging again. In the League of Legends videogame thread. Not E&N, not on a journal or tumblr or something, but a thread about a goddamn videogame.

I messaged Videogames asking him to intervene and finally he was threadbanned. It looks like he was doing the exact same style of trying to be the badguy in every thread he was in and just sought out negative attention because it was some form of attention

and yeah sent me his loving tax returns and bank statements and a host of other weird poo poo over the like ten years ive known the guy and been the op of the league thread. i know goons wanna help out when they see a fellow poster struggling but my biggest takeaway was sometimes you have to recognize you can't save some people, they're just hosed up

some people need to stop being online all the time

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
lmao

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Servaetes posted:

As Fajita Queen said, we were the first that told him to gently caress off. Don't know why it took the rest of SA years to get rid of him

His first schticks were kinda predictable goony poo poo. He was posting was bragging about how he boosted other accounts in an attempt to be the main character of the thread and when that didn't work because people knew he was boring he'd post pictures of his face, his screenshots of getting rejected on dating apps or his nasty rear end cup he kept brewing tea in and never washed (i think the logic was hot water cleans the cup???).

Then he liveblogged about his journey into becoming a professional computer toucher, about buying his first house and subsequently being sad he was in a house way too big for just one guy. Constantly. In between discussing a new character being introduced or a new set of skins or asking tips on how to play.

Like it always started off as annoyed with the dude but then posters would pity him. People tried to link him mental health resources in his area, social services Canada could offer him, basic real life advice and all kinds of poo poo and he'd seemingly listen to it for a post and then immediately start liveblogging again. In the League of Legends videogame thread. Not E&N, not on a journal or tumblr or something, but a thread about a goddamn videogame.

I messaged Videogames asking him to intervene and finally he was threadbanned. It looks like he was doing the exact same style of trying to be the badguy in every thread he was in and just sought out negative attention because it was some form of attention

and yeah sent me his loving tax returns and bank statements and a host of other weird poo poo over the like ten years ive known the guy and been the op of the league thread. i know goons wanna help out when they see a fellow poster struggling but my biggest takeaway was sometimes you have to recognize you can't save some people, they're just hosed up

some people need to stop being online all the time

errrmmmm.... what the scallop...?

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
Yet more evidence that league is The Devil's Game and must be destroyed.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Servaetes posted:


some people need to stop being online all the time

Was right with you, up until this point anyway

Servaetes
Sep 10, 2003

False enemy or true friend?

Chewbecca posted:

Was right with you, up until this point anyway

i guess specifically methanar shouldn't be online all the time

it was clear none of it helped him and that perma was way overdue

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Spoggerific posted:

Yet more evidence that league is The Devil's Game and must be destroyed.

i worked at pax east one year and they literally told us the Riot booth was going to be a non-stop shitshow of the worst people attending the convention, and they were right

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Servaetes posted:

his nasty rear end cup he kept brewing tea in and never washed (i think the logic was hot water cleans the cup???).

for some reason lol at this in particular

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Famethrowa posted:

for some reason lol at this in particular

The sign of a true madman

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Servaetes posted:

i guess specifically methanar shouldn't be online

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Frank Frank posted:

I refuse to believe this person is real.

I thought the same, but isn't Musk basically this? "I have more money than you, therefore I am a genius" (as he rapidly tanks not only his companies but any faith in his smarts/sanity/business acumen)

People that got his tax returns: did he do anything to censor info, or could anyone go buck wild with the personal data? As someone else pointed out up thread, that's really galaxy brain, just opening yourself to all kinds of fraud. Also, just how rich was he?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

he was well off but he wasnt like billionaire rich. he was a bachelor with a good programming job.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

nyone got the full image gallery of darth dipshit covid helmet guy? tryin to find one specific picture and i dont think i have it

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Fungah! posted:

nyone got the full image gallery of darth dipshit covid helmet guy? tryin to find one specific picture and i dont think i have it

I wonder if he lives in any of the places that have been getting a ton of wildfire smoke, I bet that helmet is really helpful now.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
methanar if you are reading this if you really want to own me then you should send me 200 dollars

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

methanar if you are reading this if you really want to own me then you should send me 200 dollars

methanar, you suck even more than butt head says, but i will also be totally owned for the low price of 201 dollars.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


buy me a perfect grade exia gundam

Rotten
May 21, 2002

As a shadow I walk in the land of the dead
Methanar showed up in the Seattle thread asking about living in Washington, because he wanted to avoid paying taxes, and promptly got run out of the thread when everyone dog piled him

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

he moved to America to escape the socialism of Alberta

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Rotten posted:

Methanar showed up in the Seattle thread asking about living in Washington, because he wanted to avoid paying taxes, and promptly got run out of the thread when everyone dog piled him

Methanar would be the kind of rear end in a top hat that lives in Vancouver to avoid income tax but work in and go to Portland for everything to avoid sales tax

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Super Librarian posted:

He was also banned from the SA League discord, and he'd keep trying to rejoin under different aliases and new League accounts. He was always immediately identifiable because he'd play the same few characters on every account. One time he even impersonated another goon.

Doesn't League have like ten billion characters? Lol at the concept of constantly remaking your account, stealing someone's identity, just being willing to do anything not to be recognized, but refusing to ever play a different videogame man

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

Doesn't League have like ten billion characters? Lol at the concept of constantly remaking your account, stealing someone's identity, just being willing to do anything not to be recognized, but refusing to ever play a different videogame man

tbh learning a new guy takes a lot of time so most people have a handful of dudes they like. it's not a bad personality test lol

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
the easiest way to not have to pay income taxes is to be unemployed

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

HonorableTB posted:

Methanar would be the kind of rear end in a top hat that lives in Vancouver to avoid income tax but work in and go to Portland for everything to avoid sales tax

what would he send people to win arguments then

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

pog boyfriend posted:

i will never forget that methanar said he got really mad at league but found a way to avoid getting banned and then recorded a video of his secret technique which was a shaky camera pointed vaguely at his monitor with him swearing at the people out loud and then he uploaded and posted the video. a beautiful mind

lolling at the nonzero chance of methanar also doing that reading this thread, reaching pogs post then continuing onwards w/o a moment of self-awareness

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he moved to America to escape the socialism of Alberta

Lmao.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he moved to America to escape the socialism of Alberta

after moving to alberta to escape the monotony of vancouver

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

lolling at the nonzero chance of methanar also doing that reading this thread, reaching pogs post then continuing onwards w/o a moment of self-awareness

He's almost certainly had at least a couple burner accounts for years, much like Derpies.

curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

b l o o p

HonorableTB posted:

Methanar would be the kind of rear end in a top hat that lives in Vancouver to avoid income tax but work in and go to Portland for everything to avoid sales tax

He literally did this, afaik.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!
I dunno that sounds like a winning play to me. they're like right next to each other

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Came upon this on one of my cell phone games, lol

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Fajita Queen posted:

He's almost certainly had at least a couple burner accounts for years, much like Derpies.

thanks for reminding me to check

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