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Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




Bannon decided to drag Dr. Peter Hotez this morning. I guess he's really running out of A-material to go after one of the most harmless and most informative people from the pandemic.

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tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Lamech posted:

bonus: The Choad

A parody version of The Road, written from the perspective of a MAGA father and son, would be a lot of fun. The catastrophe could be explained as Trump having accidentally launched nukes trying to order a Diet Coke. The father and son would be part of the roaming bands of cannibals, and the dad would have a "TRUMP WON" flag he never puts down. Comedy would ensue when they become so weak they resort to eating poo poo they find roadside. And it ends when the dad dies after shooting himself with a flare gun and the kid gets picked up by "the good guys" and gets converted to Islam.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
CNN has a DAY IN PHOTOS of indictment day
https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/12/politics/gallery/trump-federal-indictment/index.html



Cop on the left has a case for trophies of all the balls he is going to collect after tazing!

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005



I had less gear on in Baghdad in 2005

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004


Holy gently caress this is insane

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Blind Rasputin posted:

A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the flags of America and silk finery and pieces of surplus uniforms still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a special forces helmet with night vision goggles and one with an AR-15 and one in white stockings and a bloodstained blonde wig and some in headgear or full plate carrier or bicycle helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Navy Seal, the Kevlar and ammo packs deeply dented with old blows of bat or soup can done in another county by men whose very ANTIFA bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their Ford Trucks worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and massive flags one whose truck’s whole front was painted sickening red and all the trucker’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools. MAGA.

Holy loving poo poo! :roflolmao:

suuma
Apr 2, 2009

canyoneer posted:

CNN has a DAY IN PHOTOS of indictment day
https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/12/politics/gallery/trump-federal-indictment/index.html



Cop on the left has a case for trophies of all the balls he is going to collect after tazing!

I'm the painters tape that says "BALLS"

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/SophieAlex1/status/1668719973085204482

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

hello internet posted:

Holy gently caress this is insane

There's just no coming back for a huge, huge amount of the population.

I don't know how this doesn't end violently.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

trump should be in jail and america is (even more of) a joke every second he rots free

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

h3r0n posted:

I had less gear on in Baghdad in 2005

I know people in active war zones right now with less gear. What a bunch of cosplaying dipshits.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1668784675970596864

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

hello internet posted:

Holy gently caress this is insane

Wait, is education bad or good? I swear that it was bad earlier, like they were defunding schools and stuff. Now Nazi Bannon is educating them and it's good?



Keep talking Trumpo, I'm certain none of the poo poo you're saying now will be held against you in a court of law. :allears:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1668783860958593024
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1668787321670447107

CNN axed the massive appeal to the right now that Licht is gone?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

:lol: meanwhile at Fox

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1668786455487848449

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


this is great

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

It's a "get-smart-quick" scheme. The world is confusing as gently caress (to everyone) but it's even scarier to the people who've never cracked a book past grade school. They don't actually want to put in the work to catch up, so they latch on to the first huckster who convinces them that sharing memes is the equivalent of a PhD.

See also: my extended family and neighbors who had strong opinions on Trump's stance on net neutrality that they were eager to share with me, when most of them could barely figure out how to sign up for facebook.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

good on that lady yelling in the bakery, we need more people willing to hit his ears with that poo poo. Also Im curious what proffessional douche has been up to

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
i hope all the writers get all their contract wishes to come true, but its actually been nice not seeing random jimmy kimmel or fallon or maher clips about all this dumbfuckery. Also, all their jokes pale in comparison to simply stating the current facts of what is happening

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Fox is feeling the pressure from OANN and Newsmax and are now trying to out-crackhead the highest crackheads in the land.

Every day that study about people who watch Fox News are actively dumber and less informed than people who don't seek out news at all just comes back to mind. Fox just wrecks the poo poo out of this country and we'll never be rid of them.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:lol:

Not salty at all

So Fox is back in the tank for Dear Leader? Despite the insane amount of money it cost them?

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

LMAO at “thoroughly debunked”

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Gonna add (don't ban, first amendment) to all of my shitposts from now on

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004


It is absolutely insane that this is the current timeline and it's all because of Donald loving Trump of all people.

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



I've changed my mind. This poo poo is either ending in a riot or they're going to convict him of all counts. poo poo is nuts

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

kazil posted:

This is one of the biggest legal cases in the history of the country. It's going to be one of the most widely watched and scrutinized. If there's corruption of that scale, the US is basically done for.

Cannon might be a chud, but I don't know if she's ready to kick off Civil War 2 over this.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Loden Taylor posted:


Gallant listens intently while the judge gives instructions.

Goofus soils his depends while thinking of hamberders.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

lol

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1668799660264415232

They'll have her name on their graves some day complaining she never got charged.

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
Lol the only reason Trump isn't hawking his oily bathwater is because he takes dust baths like a chinchilla

It helps dry out his neck folds

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






lmao at how long it took them to parse what she said.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
The gravest crime in the history of this great nation was the disclosure of John Podesta's Risotto recipe. The Nation is still healing.

Also: Female Great Tits don't sing. Thank you David Attenborough. Also, there are no Great Tits left.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

HonorableTB posted:

Can someone please drop a link to the first iteration of this thread, I wanna say from 2015 when the escalator happened? I'm doing some research for a history book I'm writing

Here are some links from my old bookmarked threads. This is a VERY incomplete list.

Previous "Post ITT every time you LOL" threads:
2019: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3880290
2020: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3940821
2021: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3980870

Trump threads in CSPAM:
2014: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680205
2016: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3796979
2017:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3810864
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824002
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3835576
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3836539
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839250
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3842326

I don't know if there's a complete listing anywhere. These threads are all rather inconsiderate by not linking the previous ones in each OP. :mad:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003


here's the 2017 Trump lol thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807005

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts




Glad somebody is doing this. This stuff could be great anthropological source material 50 years from now. If we weren't going to destroy the planet by then lol

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Nelson Mandingo posted:

This is doomerism. Judge Cannon has already showed clear favoritism that got upended very quickly. Her making big moves just strengthens the DOJ's case for an appeal. We should hope she tries to obviously tank the case actually rather than let it proceed normally and throw in bullshit at the end.

You can't appeal a not-guilty verdict.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






I took both the day of the root canal, and the day after the root canal off. God these people are loving stupid.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

It’s kind of funny and more than a little sad to read the Trump LOL threads from 2020-present and watch my slow, horrific descent into madness.

I’d joined in 2014 and had gotten probed only once in six years, and it was a bad probe, and then during the first Trump impeachment in January of 2020 I started posting about politics for the first time ever, and just completely lost my mind.

Political insanity combined with the help of a lot of alcohol.

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Plan R posted:

The gravest crime in the history of this great nation was the disclosure of John Podesta's Risotto recipe. The Nation is still healing.

Also: Female Great Tits don't sing. Thank you David Attenborough. Also, there are no Great Tits left.

Googling "Bird Great Tit" leads you to some scary stuff.

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