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It were during the union summer the prairie fires started. Some said they caved that mine in on purpose, but I couldn't hardly believe it. Ma told me just to mind myself.
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I want a job monitoring weather patterns and their effect on Bugs Bunny
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this is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie
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Old Lady Psychist: "You were caught scrolling unauthorized cinemas?  "Crow (exasperatedly): "Yeah, that's been established!  "
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When I was in high school, if you took a fourth year of Spanish, you had to make a 15 minute "movie" entirely in Spanish. Now last night, I couldn't sleep and decided to watch something I've never seen before. This lead me to the Rifftrax of "Replica." All of those 11th grade Spanish class movies were better written, acted, filmed, and edited.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Old Lady Psychist: "You were caught scrolling unauthorized cinemas? Yes, Aram Fingal: from San Juan, Puerto Rico.
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Dawgstar posted:Yes, Aram Fingal: from San Juan, Puerto Rico.  "My name is Apollonia James." "Yeah, right."
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Sydney Bottocks posted:
Sorry, forgot for a second there
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She opened her syntho-flavo door.
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Oh yeah, old guys becoming pandas, that's the future.
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Sash! posted:When I was in high school, if you took a fourth year of Spanish, you had to make a 15 minute "movie" entirely in Spanish. IMO Replica is more watchable than Birdemic. "Vees vee?"
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(electronic fart-like noise) "What was that? Servo, was that you?" "No, mine are silent."
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I actually like that movie a lot but the ending is so wtf
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Watching Rifftrax"s Frankenstein Island and boy the Jerry Warren players did not age well
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verbal enema posted:I actually like that movie a lot but the ending is so wtf A young woman (waitress, poor, no prospects) had to die so that a young man (wealthy, connected family, world at his feet) could grow. What's not to get? "Are you waiting for a bus?"
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verbal enema posted:I actually like that movie a lot but the ending is so wtf Same with High School Big Shot, but for the entire movie and I don’t like it at all.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Same with High School Big Shot, but for the entire movie and I don’t like it at all. whats the one teenage exploitation where the family gets taken hostage? that one is pretty rough too
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Same with High School Big Shot, but for the entire movie and I don’t like it at all. Somehow grafting Kubrick's The Killing onto a teen delinquent movie just makes the whole thing that much bleaker. (Well, and throwing in the bit with the alcoholic father.) verbal enema posted:whats the one teenage exploitation where the family gets taken hostage? that one is pretty rough too Teenage Crime Wave. I gotta say, I have a soft spot for those 50's teen movies, they're just so melodramatic and alarmist, but also oddly sanitized - until the inevitable, Shakespearean bloodbath of an ending.
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JethroMcB posted:Teenage Crime Wave. I gotta say, I have a soft spot for those 50's teen movies, they're just so melodramatic and alarmist, but also oddly sanitized - until the inevitable, Shakespearean bloodbath of an ending. That has the very weird scene of the women criminals taking the random shlubby guy they stick up off to pleasure him in the woods because... crime?
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That is The Violent Years which is a completely different movie about teenagers doing a crime wave.
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muscles like this! posted:That is The Violent Years which is a completely different movie about teenagers doing a crime wave. Oh right. Crime Wave is where they lightly terrorize a farm family.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:I killed that fat barkeep I'm gonna Moon ya, man!
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Dawgstar posted:That has the very weird scene of the women criminals taking the random shlubby guy they stick up off to pleasure him in the woods because... crime? Yes, I'd consider a gang rape a crime, considering that's literally what happened?
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I think they meant that the girls' motivation for the rape was fairly vague. It didn't have anything to do with their other crimes.
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Dawgstar posted:That has the very weird scene of the women criminals taking the random shlubby guy they stick up off to pleasure him in the woods because... crime? They weren't taking a "random schlubby guy" off to "pleasure him in the woods". They came across a couple making out on a date, accosted them at gunpoint, forced the woman to strip down to her underwear, and then took the man off to the woods to at least sexually molest (if not outright rape) him. The MST3K gang, and most Internet reviews of the film in general, took the "hur hur he's gonna be 'forced' to have sex with four hot women" approach to the scene, and since it's an Ed Wood script, it's written about as badly as you'd expect he would write it, but it's still someone getting sexually assaulted at gunpoint at the end of the day. Again, the "if the genders were reversed" rule comes into play here. There's a handful of MST3K films I generally don't rewatch because I find them to be too boring/depressing, or because I think the MST3K crew kind of let the side down with their treatment of it, and The Violent Years is one of them.
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I'm watchin' Soultaker and I forgot how much this movie rules. Estevez and Z'Dar and this guy
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Sydney Bottocks posted:They weren't taking a "random schlubby guy" off to "pleasure him in the woods". They came across a couple making out on a date, accosted them at gunpoint, forced the woman to strip down to her underwear, and then took the man off to the woods to at least sexually molest (if not outright rape) him. The MST3K gang, and most Internet reviews of the film in general, took the "hur hur he's gonna be 'forced' to have sex with four hot women" approach to the scene, and since it's an Ed Wood script, it's written about as badly as you'd expect he would write it, but it's still someone getting sexually assaulted at gunpoint at the end of the day. Again, the "if the genders were reversed" rule comes into play here. Yeah, they toss in one single throwaway riff later on that calls it out as what it was, but too little too late. For a while, the Twitch channel had that scene as a clip they'd splice in at random. 
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muscles like this! posted:I think they meant that the girls' motivation for the rape was fairly vague. It didn't have anything to do with their other crimes. That's what I meant, but the other points are well taken.
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Dawgstar posted:That's what I meant, but the other points are well taken. And apologies if I came across as a bit preachy or anything, for my part. 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:And apologies if I came across as a bit preachy or anything, for my part. No, no! The perspective was welcome. I never saw it thought of it that way before for the reasons you listed, pretty much, now that I think about it. It's not one I ever revisit anyway. (More of a San Fran International kinda guy.)
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