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Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Just gonna put it out there (or in there)... For all penis owners, but more specifically prostate owners, if you haven't experienced that, you are missing out and I feel sorry for you, truly. No joke, no sarcasm, it is incredible.

I have two dangerous words for you: acrylic nails.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 01:02

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:20

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Can we please not go off into the usual prostate-stimulation derail ITT? If it's good for you, then great. I'm happy for you. Not everyone cares for it, and that's okay, too. Why don't we just leave it at that, okay?

# ? Jun 14, 2023 01:07

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Can we please not go off into the usual prostate-stimulation derail ITT? If it's good for you, then great. I'm happy for you. Not everyone cares for it, and that's okay, too. Why don't we just leave it at that, okay?

I sincerely didn't know this was a regular thing. My apologies!

Happy pride!

# ? Jun 14, 2023 01:37

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Rumor has it CaptainSarcastic doesn�t even have a butt to begin with, but you didn�t hear it from me :ssh:

# ? Jun 14, 2023 01:38

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I sincerely didn't know this was a regular thing. My apologies!

Happy pride!

No problem - it isn't the most common derail but it does happen from time to time.

buglord posted:

Rumor has it CaptainSarcastic doesn�t even have a butt to begin with, but you didn�t hear it from me

I assure you I have at least one butt, and am definitely a human. :colbert:

# ? Jun 14, 2023 02:00

aniviron: Sep 11, 2014

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Can we please not go off into the usual prostate-stimulation derail ITT? If it's good for you, then great. I'm happy for you. Not everyone cares for it, and that's okay, too. Why don't we just leave it at that, okay?

Avatar/post anti combo.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 03:13

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

The Geico commercial allowing LGBTQIA as many accidents they want during pride month

# ? Jun 14, 2023 03:15

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

imagine being attracted to the opposite gender LOL like grow up tbqh

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jun 14, 2023 04:56

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Just lol if you don't wanna spend the day playing games with the bro and the night cuddling with the same bro

Ladies are cold the lads are warm

# ? Jun 14, 2023 05:33

aniviron: Sep 11, 2014

It's even better if you can multitask and cuddle while playing games. Optimal boyfriend time.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 06:19

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Just lol if you don't wanna spend the day playing games with the bro and the night cuddling with the same bro

Ladies are cold the lads are warm

Buddy I did this in college with a dude and Terraria and lemme tell ya nothing is sweeter

# ? Jun 14, 2023 06:53

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; posting is magic

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Ladies are cold the lads are warm

couldn't disagree more but i am bound by treaty to tolerate your opinion during the month of june

# ? Jun 14, 2023 10:30

Dr. Stab: Sep 12, 2010; 👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Zoya posted:

imagine being attracted to the opposite gender LOL like grow up tbqh

Imagine being a gender.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 14:36

Gorgeous Zan: Apr 13, 2007; New Haven Yacht Club

# ? Jun 14, 2023 15:19

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

gender? sorry i don't believe in it

# ? Jun 14, 2023 16:10

Randy Travesty: Oct 27, 2014; PHANTOM QUEEN

Gorgeous Zan posted:

It's this tbh. I don't feel like anything and I'm fine with whatever.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:19

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I said happy pride to my elderly mother.

Feels good.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:24

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Did she have any idea what you were talking about?

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:25

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I don't know if I know what I mean but we're both learning.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:25

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It's just like St. Paddies, except with rainbows instead of shamrocks and homophobes instead of the English.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:27

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

The literal answer is no she did not know what pride month is. At least she isn't consuming radical media on that topic.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:40

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

I'm helping organise a corporate free pride away from the main parade in my hometown. No entry fee, no pinkwashing, no facilities, just a bunch of queer folk hanging out in a park together with some open mic. We're not even telling the council about it.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:59

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Whybird posted:

I'm helping organise a corporate free pride away from the main parade in my hometown. No entry fee, no pinkwashing, no facilities, just a bunch of queer folk hanging out in a park together with some open mic. We're not even telling the council about it.

thanks, i stole some of your words and used them on my own site:

d8 posted:

I had a little internal debate with myself about posting up some pride stuff for June. I don't want to do like a big conglomo corp performative hype thing but I don't want to be silent either. I guess it doesn't really matter on a personal level as long as I can look at myself in the mirror and not see a hater.

edit 6/14. I just read the phrase 'corporate free pride...no pinkwashing' on the internet. That's what I want here; no agenda, no motive except trying to be a decent person.

# ? Jun 14, 2023 21:03

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023

I'm going to a corpo pride just because I like the parades. Can't believe it's sponsored by Coors Light instead of Bud Light though. :sigh:

# ? Jun 14, 2023 22:07

Metaline: Aug 20, 2003

Happy Pride, y'all! I love being queer and have known I was into everybody since I was 4 years old. I am creeping ever towards a 6 on the Kinsey as the years go by, but I think I'll end up as a solid 5.9 and that's pretty great!

# ? Jun 14, 2023 23:09

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

My wife steals all my warmth

I need a man who can be in temperature symbiosis with me

# ? Jun 15, 2023 01:15

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My wife steals all my warmth

I need a man who can be in temperature symbiosis with me

Have you tried GROWLR yet?

# ? Jun 15, 2023 01:46

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023

Kinsey is too simple, definitely mostly gay tho.

# ? Jun 15, 2023 02:30

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

me: I�m so happy there�s a really cool pride thread in GBS and it�s not a judgy shitshow

Also me: if I mention Padam Padam to anyone one more goddamn time, I will be rocketed into space

# ? Jun 15, 2023 09:13

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

teen witch posted:

Also me: if I mention Padam Padam to anyone one more goddamn time, I will be rocketed into space

Please go on about Padam Padam

# ? Jun 15, 2023 09:15

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Please go on about Padam Padam

Not falling for that trap (padam)

# ? Jun 15, 2023 10:49

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I will have to settle for being confused.

# ? Jun 15, 2023 10:52

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; posting is magic

its just kylie again

# ? Jun 15, 2023 11:09

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004; 16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

I�m ace, where�s MY parade?

# ? Jun 15, 2023 18:23

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Hey, I'm a cis bi dude. I may have been with my GF for a decade plus but boy howdy do I like to ogle a dude and I certainly enjoyed smooching them back when I was single.

The wisdom of ~~John Waters~~ Aunt Ida becomes more true with every passing year: the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

# ? Jun 15, 2023 18:42