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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
You know that if Trumpy hadn't mocked Elon, Musk would be slobbering his knob right now.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668780000592502786?s=20

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Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

E the Shaggy posted:

You know that if Trumpy hadn't mocked Elon, Musk would be slobbering his knob right now.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668780000592502786?s=20

I mean Mush was slobbin pretty hard when he thought that Trump might come back to Twitter. I think it's now that Trump's spurned him twice and now he's gone to full "angry ex" mode.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
I don't pay much attention to XBird except for a curated what-have-you. Now I'm suddenly seeing Grimes showing up. Why? WHY?!!

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Neddy Seagoon posted:

If it has a battery fire problem it could well be the Dodge Viper of the modern age. Only trying to accelerate into the nearest child rather than the nearest tree upon leaving the dealership.
My neighbor has a viper tucked under a shame blanket behind his house. He’s under it a lot. I think he is working on something much more serious than a car to be honest.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

MrQwerty posted:

lol been a while since someone made a car that could be described as, "unsafe at any speed"

hahah i called it

that thing is absolute trash in every way & a mega deathtrap

cracker
May 12, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Earwicker posted:

there's already a perfectly good techbro truck called the rivian, a friend of mine has one. seems pretty cool, fully electric and lots of dorky tech poo poo but also it just looks mostly like a normal pickup truck. except for the kind of creepy headlights that look like insect eyes

I see probably 5-10 rivians a day and I'm always amazed why anyone would buy one over the Porsche SUVs. Never been inside one but the rivians just look so cheap and generic on the outside

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

cracker posted:

I see probably 5-10 rivians a day and I'm always amazed why anyone would buy one over the Porsche SUVs. Never been inside one but the rivians just look so cheap and generic on the outside

You can't option a slide-out camp kitchen on the Porsches. Boring!

Molten Llama fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jun 14, 2023

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Anyone else been getting a lot more bot followers lately? I used to get one every few months, but today I’ve already had to block at least a half dozen of the fuckers

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I have no idea about followers, I just shitpost and am probably hyper hyper limited in my "reach", also the cybertruck is a fricking joke.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Lmao they dropped the exoskeleton poo poo.

Id love to read on how they managed to convince musk that was stupid

Mr. Toodles
Jun 22, 2004

I support prison abolition, except for posters without avatars.
Behind a paywall, but https://www.bizjournals.com/denver/news/2023/06/13/boulder-twitter-office-eviction.html

Hopefully it starts something

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Molten Llama posted:

You can't option a slide-out camp kitchen on the Porsches. Boring!

lol

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Unpaywalled: https://archive.is/74Tpp

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I want to hope it ends in Elon waving his toy Deus Ex gun around in his office at the San Francisco HQ, high on stimulants and yelling about how mean liberals are while SWAT's breaking down the door to execute a high-risk warrant to evict him.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668868113725550592

Huh, I wonder why people from the left aren't so keen to take him up on his offer....

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668853263096070145

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668853933064835072

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668857760354648064

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jun 14, 2023

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
This man is literally part of the military industrial complex.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
"You will get equal treatment." I trust his word as much as I trust his trucks to not be pieces of over-engineered pieces of garbage.

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Jun 14, 2023

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ReelBigLizard posted:

This man is literally part of the military industrial complex.

I feel like they could solve a lot of problems by just dancing a laser pointer over his chest every so often to remind him of that and make him shut he gently caress up.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do you think his bodyguards are generic contractors or true believers who would actually take a bullet for him with no regrets?

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

goatface posted:

Do you think his bodyguards are generic contractors or true believers who would actually take a bullet for him with no regrets?
They are presumably on the short list of people he actually pays, for one.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

kazil posted:

If you yell "LAG!" when you run over a kid, courts can't find you liable.

Your honor, now, I may be a simple npc lawyer, but even I know that a pro tier, Neo-rear end, gamer like the defendant could have easily noclip'd through that school bus if he wanted.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Caturd called in to Office Hours Live and Tim Hiedecker ripped on him a bit. I can't find the clip but these popped up for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm326AVUvEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvpTw3zV7s&t=5s

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
drat Hiedecker lost a bunch of weight. Is he ok?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

why don't you get away from the keyboard and pay more attention to the children you are literally a parent to you dipshit deadbeat loool

Less Fat Luke
May 23, 2003

Exciting Lemon

Scratch Monkey posted:

drat Hiedecker lost a bunch of weight. Is he ok?
Yeah I watched the new I Think You Should Leave and him and Sam Richardson definitely are taking semiglutides/ozempic lol. Eric Andre, Jonah Hill, basically every fat comedian is on it judging by how fast they all got skinny.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1668969860670390273
"any language"

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Viscous Soda posted:

SUV with a vestigial truck bed and C) way too big (although I suppose batteries kinda make the size necessary).

That's like most trucks these days, though.

Anyway, it's probably a cost saving thing as the Rivian SUV looks identical except for the covered rear.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I finally got a Bluesky invite, and it's been long enough that I've forgotten any details about it. Is it turning into a hellhole too these days?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They all are, because they're all owned by monsters.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Captain Hygiene posted:

I finally got a Bluesky invite, and it's been long enough that I've forgotten any details about it. Is it turning into a hellhole too these days?

It's a website run by Nazi @jack, who is not interested in content moderation. What do you think?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Then give me the invite then

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Finally got an invite to the new rancid sewer hole, does it stink like all the other ones??

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Does blue still have the "we own the rights to anything you post on our platform" clause?

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url=

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
"Closing" is a good euphemism for the landlord changing the locks.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Probably just getting ahead of the evictions

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


FilthyImp posted:

Lmao they dropped the exoskeleton poo poo.

Id love to read on how they managed to convince musk that was stupid

If they had actually gone with something like an off-road-style exo-cage with body panels inside the cage, that would have at least been interesting, rather than the low poly pedestrian killer they came up with.

IBroughttheFunk posted:

"You will get equal treatment." I trust his word as much as I trust his trucks to not be pieces of over under-engineered pieces of garbage.

FTFY

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



What's with the December repost?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Huh. I thought WFH was immoral or whatever.
edit: ah, old news.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Goddamn lazy WFH types need to be more hardcore! Now everyone writes down your address and we'll courier across your laptop as we have been thrown out of the office

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