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cult_hero posted:There is no reason for a spider to go into a fly trap, this was done intentionally.  Flytraps are arachnid eating machines and will stop at nothing until Australia is freed from captivity.
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SwissDonkey posted:They were really cool to watch do their thing. Hunstman spiders can still gently caress off though, it's the way they move Huntsman are just the chill'est. Had one that would climb up and down the wall right next to my bed when I was a kid. If a fly ever got into that room it was never long for this world. Geckos also work for flies and mozzies are also pretty cool. Did have one drop on my face from the ceiling in the middle of the night when I was asleep once though, which was confusing as hell.
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Takes No Damage posted:If you intentionally wrote kerning as 'keming' as a kerning joke you deserve a coke. True, that one deserved a 
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Plan R posted:I worked at Fred Meyer back in '97 and we had to unbox a bunch of stuff and, boom, there's a Black Widow. It was between two boxes so the solution was simple and direct. I knew they were related, but do Black Widow spiders have those red dots on them? Like a Redback Spider.
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Keeping spiders as pest control? Screw that, anything that comes into my house with more than four legs dies. 
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Valko posted:Keeping spiders as pest control? Screw that, anything that comes into my house with more than four legs dies. Let's hope Odin never parks his horse on your property.
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Valko posted:Keeping spiders as pest control? Screw that, anything that comes into my house with more than four legs dies. Not real, sadly https://twitter.com/RealDMitchell/status/543561294457364480?s=20
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Scratch Monkey posted:Not real, sadly
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Antigravitas posted:This is the most cursed book ever written, right after the book that teaches you how to spot bad kerning, and for the same reason. You bastard.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Not real, sadly Who posted this? Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?
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Scratch Monkey posted:Not real, sadly Yeah sorry, I knew that when I posted it. Not surprised it didn't take long for someone to call me out. This, unfortunately, is very real.  I live in N. Ireland and more people died in road accidents than were killed by the troubles. "Sure I'll drive, I've only had six pints" is an honest to god thing I have overheard while working in a bar. That guy deserves a little bit of credit because there are some people out there who wouldn't even consider how much they had to drink, even if they can barely stand. They typically tend to be old men, who can't accept the fact that the roads are far busier these days. This anti drink driving PSA was banned from TV before 9pm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syo4decSDkM
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Its David Mitchell, a very funny guy.
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Poohs Packin posted:Its David Mitchell, a very funny guy. The author?
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Ugly? sure, but is it structurally sound? Also let's lynch the landlord.
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By popular demand posted:Ugly? sure, but is it structurally sound? That entire building looks like it could be demolished with a few strategically placed kicks.
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Valko posted:I live in N. Ireland and more people died in road accidents than were killed by the troubles. "Sure I'll drive, I've only had six pints" is an honest to god thing I have overheard while working in a bar. That guy deserves a little bit of credit because there are some people out there who wouldn't even consider how much they had to drink, even if they can barely stand. They typically tend to be old men, who can't accept the fact that the roads are far busier these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_tqQYmgMQg I am sure there are plenty more examples just of this given the things that were popping up from this search Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Jun 14, 2023 |
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I really love this barely insulated corrugated aluminum shack with no grass and the tiny wooden platform to hang yourself on when the next rent increase drives you into debt
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I really love this barely insulated corrugated aluminum shack with no grass and the tiny wooden platform to hang yourself on when the next rent increase drives you into debt Thats regular rear end vinyl siding and i dont know why you would say its uninsulated when it looks no different than any other house
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My Spirit Otter posted:Thats regular rear end vinyl siding and i dont know why you would say its uninsulated when it looks no different than any other house Look at the "deck" the landlord built and tell me that building is properly insulated.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Thats regular rear end vinyl siding and i dont know why you would say its uninsulated when it looks no different than any other house Are you really white knight posting for a landlord that posted this poo poo? Really? Is this where you die, that hill?
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I mean, that's pretty obviously fake ragebait, even if I hadn't already seen the photo in a different context without their comment.
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yeah the landlord bit is fake, it looks like either new construction or heavily renovated, really just looking at the half width deck. it's half of the size of the sliding door, and i'd be shocked if it was properly joined with the house frame.
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`Nemesis posted:yeah the landlord bit is fake, it looks like either new construction or heavily renovated, really just looking at the half width deck. it's half of the size of the sliding door, and i'd be shocked if it was properly joined with the house frame. no, he's real 
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Mournful deck.
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sweatystartup oh dear lord
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Jesus Christ “what about drunk pedestrians huh what about the accidents they cause” sure is a hell of a take
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i would piss off this deck every time possible
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Takes No Damage posted:If you intentionally wrote kerning as 'keming' as a kerning joke you deserve a coke. I don't remember making that post in a cluster migraine induced haze, but yes, very much intended.  I worked in DTP for a few years and it scarred me…
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Lamech posted:i would piss off this deck every time possible if you just piss on the deck it'll probably collapse sooner.
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bird with big dick posted:if you just piss on the deck it'll probably collapse sooner. That deck is to garbage to even deserve to be pissed on. 
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Doctor Syrup posted:Look at the "deck" the landlord built and tell me that building is properly insulated. It looks like any new construction, just with a lovely small rear end deck tacked on. Jack-Off Lantern posted:Are you really white knight posting for a landlord that posted this poo poo? Really? Is this where you die, that hill? If youre gonna poo poo on someone, at least poo poo on them for the right reason, like thinking a 6" square deck is worth another 400 a month
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I, a drunken pedestrian, weigh 2 tons and pedest at 50-60 mph, with my drunken children, who, as children, weight considerable less, at only a ton, but their lack of weight allows them to keep up with me.
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I built a giant deck for my wife to sun herself during the summer months; I think it was maybe a couple grand in materials. The visiting nurse that comes over weekly to care for her asked me who built it for me. I said I did. He said “that’s great you can do that; I paid a guy almost 50,000 to build mine.” Holy poo poo, that’s either one hell of a deck or he got ripped off big time.
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I hope you started charging more rent
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DamnCanadian posted:I built a giant deck for my wife to sun herself during the summer months; I think it was maybe a couple grand in materials. The visiting nurse that comes over weekly to care for her asked me who built it for me. I said I did. He said “that’s great you can do that; I paid a guy almost 50,000 to build mine.” Holy poo poo, that’s either one hell of a deck or he got ripped off big time. heavy duty decks like at seaworld cost a drat fortune, you saved a lot of money being able to build to that caliber yourself, good job. sorry, maybe a bad joke
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Lamech posted:i would piss off this deck every time possible I used to live in an apartment with a microdeck like that. Can confirm, pissed off it many times. Very liberating
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