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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Cocaine Bear posted:

who the gently caress is scraeming "SHUT UP ABOUT POOPIN" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never flush

Thank you for your service Mr. Trump :patriot:

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
EDM Police is happy to see you!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That’s just a Good Samaritan helping a cop to go gently caress himself

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
But Tim is on my side.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

But Tim is on my side.

sounds like you've got too much Tim on your hands

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

sounds like you've got too much Tim on your hands

That's from killing Tim.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
You don't have to kill Tim. You can just choose not to kill at all. But if you must kill, then it must be Tim.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

But Tim is on my side.

Tim waits for no man.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
OUTTATIM

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


ultrafilter posted:

Tim waits for no man.

That's because every man is trying to kill him. You'd run away too instead of waiting around.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Let's circle back to the poop talk, though, there's more to be mined there.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Terry sure, not Tim

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

madmatt112 posted:

Let's circle back to the poop talk

I don't think so, Tim

Karate Bastard posted:

EDM Police is happy to see you!

So I guess they're beat cops, eh?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tim you piece of poo poo

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Tim Dies at the End

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Tim Stand Still

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Lobok posted:

I don't think so, Tim

So I guess they're beat cops, eh?

Looks like beat off cops

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

so many Tim posts

Tim after Tim

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Soul Dentist posted:

Looks like beat off cops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovIly_QFRiw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Timtu you son of a b.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hate when girls stop me from getting rank

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Is rank another way to say buttfucking?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Tim: "I want to live!"
Al Borland: "I don't think so, Tim."

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

marshmallow creep posted:

Is rank another way to say buttfucking?

rank/stank/smelly

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

`Nemesis posted:

rank/stank/smelly

rank nasty, like totally grody

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

LifeSunDeath posted:

rank nasty, like totally grody

Gnarly, even.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My good friend Tim died several years ago and this whole page reminded me as such

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Tim heals all wounds

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

freeedr posted:

My good friend Tim died several years ago and this whole page reminded me as such

RIP, Tim. Sorry that you were open sport.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I prefer Tims that don't die.

e: this is a trump reference "joke", i'm sorry for your loss.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Tim Cop, close associate of Robert Cop

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Tim? Don't you mean TIMOTHY??? You thought I wouldn't find out???!!!

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

if you're lost you can look and you will find it
Tim after Tim

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Tim Crisis 2

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Tim works the same way

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I cranked my hog today
To see if I still squart

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tim? Don't you mean TIMOTHY??? You thought I wouldn't find out???!!!

Not Timothy! Every one knows Timothy was ate decades ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXn0uIF60iU

Can't get much more killed than that, no point in even trying.

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