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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

pik_d posted:

Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Tim works the same way

This Cliff guy sounds like fun.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tim? Don't you mean TIMOTHY??? You thought I wouldn't find out???!!!

Why do they go by Tim when they can go by Moth??

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
If I had a friend named Tim, every time I saw him I'd be like "Timothy hey" and pretty soon I wouldn't have a friend named Tim

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Phy posted:

If I had a friend named Tim, every time I saw him I'd be like "Timothy hey" and pretty soon I wouldn't have a friend named Tim

Fun fact: "Tomothy, hey" works even better on Toms!

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Whooping Crabs posted:

Tim: "I want to live!"
Al Borland: "I don't think so, Tim."

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Timmay

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

dr_rat posted:

Fun fact: "Tomothy, hey" works even better on Toms!

Thomathy and Timmis - Double annoying.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
The Shadow Out of Tim.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Tim out of Mind

slowm
Sep 5, 2013

live slow, die whenevs

Chloe Jessica posted:

fine lane for a bris walk

The end sucks.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'll die before I surrender, Tim

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Breetai posted:

Imagine, if you will, someone taking a big poo poo, wiping, and then standing up, turning around, and only then taking a piss.

I can conceive of no action that would convince me more strongly that aliens walk among us in disguise.

Wait until you hit 60. No matter what you do sitting down, odds are high that you will be following it with a piss.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

madmatt112 posted:

The thread title is literally about pooping

How am I supposed to talk poo poo?

Or even shitpost?

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Kerbtree posted:

The Shadow Out of Tim.

That’s a great album by The Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Atticus_1354 posted:

How long before we see this with wifi enabled on some twitch stream?




....is that a tail?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Ask about our starlight tours!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

LifeSunDeath posted:

Timtu you son of a b.


Brojobs normal
Mario Kart jerk-off parties encouraged

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/coolp1np/status/1669125227933048834?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


Must be a... vampire bat :grin:

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

SpacePig posted:

You don't have to kill Tim. You can just choose not to kill at all. But if you must kill, then it must be Tim.

But if you meet Tim on the road, kill him.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Scholtz posted:

Must be a... vampire bat :grin:

An install wizard did it.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Milo and POTUS posted:

....is that a tail?

I think it's the butt flap of a loin cloth lining up with a rock or something

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Scholtz posted:

Must be a... vampire bat :grin:

Idgi...

Is it because DOS sucks?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Hyperlynx posted:

Idgi...

Is it because DOS sucks?

It's because automotive executives are blind and must navigate the sales environment using echolocation.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

No. 6 posted:

It's because automotive executives are blind and must navigate the sales environment using echolocation.

That's only Toyota execs, at eg. Ford they have to use fiestalocation

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

No. 6 posted:

It's because automotive executives are blind and must navigate the sales environment using echolocation.

Yeah, but I don't think that applies to vampires

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

something something Lamborghini Murcielago

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sir, I'll have you know that Pooplunch is a fine brand, a drat FINE brand. They have been selling quality merchandise since their founding back in 2 days ago, and come hell or high water, will continue to serve up the finest merchandise until they day they go out of business which is 3 days from now when they will be de-incorporated and rebranded as Popelunch as to avoid having to deal with the rumors of peoples eyelids melting off.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Phy posted:

That's only Toyota execs, at eg. Ford they have to use fiestalocation

mods

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

that's some gumwaa poo poo if i've ever seen it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Phy posted:

That's only Toyota execs, at eg. Ford they have to use fiestalocation

I really really liked this

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




https://i.imgur.com/J8Qz2jc.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Phy posted:

That's only Toyota execs, at eg. Ford they have to use fiestalocation

:discourse:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




https://i.imgur.com/1zjrg7U.mp4

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

I can't quite make it out. What is it the cop says after she asks what the emergency is?

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I can't quite make it out. What is it the cop says after she asks what the emergency is?


She wants names and badge numbiz

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I can't quite make it out. What is it the cop says after she asks what the emergency is?

someone dropped a donut in the street

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