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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mayonnaise2Moisten was my Electronic\Dance crew.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



teen witch posted:

I need this for an incredibly specific reason holy poo poo

I want to know more and... Yet I also don't?

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://i.imgur.com/B19OkID.mp4

If the video looks weird it's because I did a bit of hackjob editing to remove an unfunny skit from the end as best as I was able.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Can't believe we're already past Toilet Cuisine and on to Washer Fare.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/omrivogfva5b1/DASH_480.mp4

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
So is that grape drink or something? EDIT: Yeah, of course it is. Just another term I never heard before.

Also, I appreciate a Thug Loaf cutting board.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

CzarChasm posted:

So is that grape drink or something? EDIT: Yeah, of course it is. Just another term I never heard before.

Also, I appreciate a Thug Loaf cutting board.

Not quite right, lean is grape cough syrup and alcohol of choice

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


https://v.redd.it/ep9tlwec015b1/DASH_1080.mp4

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 22:42 on Jun 14, 2023

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Fire whoever in marketing didn't name that thing the beanza and hire me

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



mandatory lesbian posted:

Not quite right, lean is grape cough syrup and alcohol of choice

Codeine is the more important mixer, alcohol is a "maybe."

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

mandatory lesbian posted:

Not quite right, lean is grape cough syrup and alcohol of choice

And is “grape drink” a term for it? I’ve always heard it at “purple drank” but I don’t know anything anyway

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Needs a "Live, Laugh, Lean" poster on the wall of the kitchen.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

stereobreadsticks posted:

Needs a "Live, Laugh, Lean" poster on the wall of the kitchen.
Not sure about a poster, but you could hang up a t-shirt!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

strangely enough this thing is from Iceland of all places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWA6v-xV55w

so's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDfEMA993CY

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

strangely enough this thing is from Iceland of all places.

Iceland as in the UK chain of shops that sell frozen, cheap food.



Not as in Iceland, the Scandinavian country (just in case you’re not a Brit and unaware!)

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

UncleBlazer posted:

Iceland as in the UK chain of shops that sell frozen, cheap food.



Not as in Iceland, the Scandinavian country (just in case you’re not a Brit and unaware!)

lmao. i was not aware. i wish it was actually the country Iceland, that would be funnier.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Shoot, the last time I had smoked pork I had to include my own butt water.

drk
Jan 16, 2005


durian ramen

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


Homemade Sardine Ramen

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Why would you want a smoking, ejaculating burger?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Why would you want a smoking, ejaculating burger?
Cheese volcano, though.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
if your ejaculate is the consistency of cheese please seek medical help

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

On the one hand, yes, seek help. On the other hand, it's perfectly fair in our modern internet-poisoned times to make that easy connection. On a third AI-generated hand, imagine the heart attacks something so awesome would have caused in the mid-1900s even before they started eating it!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Non Compos Mentis posted:

if your ejaculate is the consistency of cheese please seek medical help

broke: Eiffel Towering

bespoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HdJ7XgAv_A

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



drk posted:



durian ramen

I'm... Morbidly intrigued.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



FFT posted:

On the one hand, yes, seek help. On the other hand, it's perfectly fair in our modern internet-poisoned times to make that easy connection. On a third AI-generated hand, imagine the heart attacks something so awesome would have caused in the mid-1900s even before they started eating it!

These are the days of miracle and wonder
This is the cheeseburger cum

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

uber_stoat posted:

strangely enough this thing is from Iceland of all places.

Having a good clean lmao at your innocent ignorance here

As a degenerate Brit I've had that bean pizza and I absolutely would again, no worse than many other frozen pizza options

I got got by these the other day:



Swedish Bastards

I'm an English teacher and go around a bunch of different offices in my city to teach my students, who are mostly professionals. I fully take advantage of the different tea/coffee/snacks lying around in the lunch areas. After my class yesterday I saw this innocent looking tub of liquorice and the Swedish writing and thought 'sweet, authentic Swedish liquorice, I heard it's salty as gently caress lets try that' without realising it was literally the saltiest in the world.

It was certainly an experience although I managed to get it down. Wouldn't have gone back for seconds. One of my students spied me eating the thing and sent me a delighted email today asking how my experience was, so I'm glad I entertained someone even if my toes will probably explode with gout as a result.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
dags att ha en ren skratt pga din oskyldig okunnighet, kanske?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Butterfly Valley posted:

Having a good clean lmao at your innocent ignorance here

As a degenerate Brit I've had that bean pizza and I absolutely would again, no worse than many other frozen pizza options

I got got by these the other day:



Swedish Bastards

I'm an English teacher and go around a bunch of different offices in my city to teach my students, who are mostly professionals. I fully take advantage of the different tea/coffee/snacks lying around in the lunch areas. After my class yesterday I saw this innocent looking tub of liquorice and the Swedish writing and thought 'sweet, authentic Swedish liquorice, I heard it's salty as gently caress lets try that' without realising it was literally the saltiest in the world.

It was certainly an experience although I managed to get it down. Wouldn't have gone back for seconds. One of my students spied me eating the thing and sent me a delighted email today asking how my experience was, so I'm glad I entertained someone even if my toes will probably explode with gout as a result.

These own, and I'd down a jar a week if they weren't so expensive.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~


FFT posted:

Cheese volcano, though.
:hmmyes:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


teen witch posted:

dags att ha en ren skratt pga din oskyldig okunnighet, kanske?

Don't you dare tell me to gently caress off! and that goat was a willing participant and a venerable statesman.
loving martian commies and their oblique slang.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Non Compos Mentis posted:

if your ejaculate is the consistency of cheese please seek medical help

Or if not medical help, maybe just give me a call sometime :wiggle:.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
everyone should try the cat piss licorice once.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
poo poo'n twix

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012



born to kill, out to lunch

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm scared :ohdear:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I know how one could make a delicious cream sauce with this colour and texture but it's not usually desired.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious

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