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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Since nobody else will say it my autism will. Look at the pattern of grades. That's what is cursed.

(Really no idea though)

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



So close to an ABACAB reference, very aggravating

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

This weird-rear end deck added $500 to the rental value somehow.

Grey Cat posted:

Since nobody else will say it my autism will. Look at the pattern of grades. That's what is cursed.

(Really no idea though)

I'm more concerned that she's from the future.

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jun 15, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

I'm more concerned that she's from the future.

I'm not sure what exactly is going on with society in 2026 but seems next few years are going to be real rough.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bird with big dick posted:

“what about drunk pedestrians huh what about the accidents they cause”

A reminder that in Japan, (and possibly other places), it is illegal to ride a pushbike whilst drunk. And the same fines/legal penalties apply as if you were driving a car.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BrigadierSensible posted:

A reminder that in Japan, (and possibly other places), it is illegal to ride a pushbike whilst drunk. And the same fines/legal penalties apply as if you were driving a car.

Pretty sure bicycles in america are under most laws cars are. Speed limits and drinking included assuming you're on the street.

E: my uncle got a ticket on a bicycle. And SO's sister I think was pulled over too.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 15, 2023

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Same in Austria,
and that also means that loving bicicles have no loving business on the sidewalk.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Grey Cat posted:

Since nobody else will say it my autism will. Look at the pattern of grades. That's what is cursed.

(Really no idea though)

nearly straight As in art and look at those constantly improving music grades.

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

mercenarynuker posted:

I used to live in an apartment with a microdeck like that. Can confirm, pissed off it many times. Very liberating

I appreciate how good that must feel.
Though $500 a month seems a little steep.
With that sort of money you could hire someone to piss of the balcony for you, like if you're busy or not in the mood.

Mechanical Pencil fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jun 15, 2023

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Grey Cat posted:

Pretty sure bicycles in america are under most laws cars are. Speed limits and drinking included assuming you're on the street.

E: my uncle got a ticket on a bicycle. And SO's sister I think was pulled over too.

Bikes in Texas are classified as vehicles but the DUI laws specify motor vehicles. Just a fun fact.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




World’s largest kidney stone removed – and it’s the size of a grapefruit

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:stare:And I thought my burst gallbladder was an ordeal.

Pity the article doesn't specify how the poor patient managed to live with the pain.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





"it’s about the size of a grapefuit, as long as a banana and as heavy as four hamsters." The sigh I let out after reading that line made my dog worried.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
I ride my bike drunk, high, whatever. That's one of the perks.

What are they gonna do, take my license away?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Facebook Aunt posted:

"it’s about the size of a grapefuit, as long as a banana and as heavy as four hamsters."

Same :smug:

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

ReelBigLizard posted:

I ride my bike drunk, high, whatever. That's one of the perks.

What are they gonna do, take my license away?

Dang this guy is out of control

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

did they surgically remove it or... did they pass is?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Gave birth like a hyena.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

By popular demand posted:

:stare:And I thought my burst gallbladder was an ordeal.

Pity the article doesn't specify how the poor patient managed to live with the pain.

The pain is when it decides to leave the kidney. For some stupid reason we have a lot of pain nerves in our ureters, and the stretching and/or scraping is horrendous. I had a dozen stones pass over two years, and except for the first really small one, they'd put me down for days. My personal best was a seven by eight mm chunk of what looked like sandstone. Percocet didn't even dent that pain.

While the pictured big boy wasn't comfortable in the least, it's the passing that ranks above childbirth on the pain scale (as described by women who've done both).

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Scratch Monkey posted:

did they surgically remove it or... did they pass is?

Just imagine the human firehose you'd be after passing something like that (it was surgery)

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

caspergers fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jun 15, 2023

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


No huge balls. 0/10

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Looking at this pic, I'm left to assume that BEFORE the deck there was just a sliding door that opened to nothing at all but a 12ft drop.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

McGavin posted:

No huge balls. 0/10

I just turn my monitor off for that

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

JediTalentAgent posted:

Looking at this pic, I'm left to assume that BEFORE the deck there was just a sliding door that opened to nothing at all but a 12ft drop.

Honestly I'd assume that's the main reason they bothered with the deck as otherwise I'm pretty sure they'd be liable for... something?

Pretty sure most places don't let you sell places with doors to nowhere randomly about.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



dr_rat posted:

Honestly I'd assume that's the main reason they bothered with the deck as otherwise I'm pretty sure they'd be liable for... something?

Pretty sure most places don't let you sell places with doors to nowhere randomly about.

The place I originally saw that photo from alleged that it was more or less a placeholder for permit reasons, on the presumption that the owner would eventually put in an actual deck on their own. No idea whether that was true, but at least it sounded vaguely plausible.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Lung Clot


https://twitter.com/mikefranchina_/status/1669459124046950400

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

McGavin posted:

No huge balls. 0/10

Go watch Beau Is Afraid then

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

No huge balls. 0/10

Face isn't concave like those dragon templates so it follows you around a room, -1/10

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



McGavin posted:

No huge balls. 0/10

Christmas is coming

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ReelBigLizard posted:

I ride my bike drunk, high, whatever. That's one of the perks.

What are they gonna do, take my license away?

In Australia, yes you can lose your license! And don't get tricky thinking you can ride your horse.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

dr_rat posted:

Honestly I'd assume that's the main reason they bothered with the deck as otherwise I'm pretty sure they'd be liable for... something?

Pretty sure most places don't let you sell places with doors to nowhere randomly about.

They do in Newfoundland.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris



Blessed but on topic.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
My man George Jones

mr_mojo
Mar 12, 2005

Dr. Quarex posted:

The most mindblowing "oh, people will literally oppose any new law huh" video I ever saw was the archival footage of people outraged that drunk driving laws were being created at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_tqQYmgMQg

I am sure there are plenty more examples just of this given the things that were popping up from this search

"a typical motorists pub" like they were a common, expected thing is pretty WTF

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


I mean, there's a lot of bars in rural America that nobody's walking to.

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