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Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

silicone thrills posted:

definitely been something watching every major city get their big AQI doses

west coast cities be like :smug:

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Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Hubbert posted:

west coast cities be like :smug:

Don't worry, it'll be our turn for 2 months of haze before too much longer. Probably by mid July if not sooner.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Chamale posted:

I posted in this thread years ago that the US will let African children starve before one cow goes hungry. I believe the famine in the Horn of Africa has proven me right, and things are only going to get worse.

Big Juicy Steak:
-Right in front of me
-Delicious
-Nutritious
-Doesn't ask for anything other than to be eaten

Starving African Children:
-Way over there somewhere
-Deliciousness unknown
-Nutritiousness doubtful
-Sentient and capable of asking for a great many of my things

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Sunny Side Up posted:

Defeatist nonsense rationalizing inaction

Whoever remains will just recreate the problem

The off switch is revolutionary change

lol

someone didn't get the memo

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/QuotesFuturama/status/1669030018134024199?s=20

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003

Sunny Side Up posted:

Defeatist nonsense rationalizing inaction

Whoever remains will just recreate the problem

The off switch is revolutionary change

Yes and revolutionary change will only occur when there are no more of us

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1668917473087717376

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Soggy Muffin posted:

Yes and revolutionary change will only occur when there are no more of us

Post/username combo

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V



I'm enjoying this plot line

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Wheeee posted:

lol

someone didn't get the memo

Whether collapse happens next year suddenly or in stepwise fits and starts over the next 15-20, the prescription does not change: agitate, educate, and organize. Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Lacrosse posted:

I'm enjoying this plot line

my new hope is that the UFO whistleblower dancing around the terminology of "spacecraft" and saying that it is a different species of exotic origin means that the ocean dwellers that survived the meteor are tired of our poo poo and are doing reconnaissance

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003

Sunny Side Up posted:

Whether collapse happens next year suddenly or in stepwise fits and starts over the next 15-20, the prescription does not change: agitate, educate, and organize. Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided.

It’s already here. Why would we want to waste our lives trying to prevent the inevitable or somehow change human nature? Much more fun to shitpost here

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Sunny Side Up posted:

Whether collapse happens next year suddenly or in stepwise fits and starts over the next 15-20, the prescription does not change: agitate, educate, and organize. Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided.

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US

WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Sunny Side Up posted:

Whether collapse happens next year suddenly or in stepwise fits and starts over the next 15-20, the prescription does not change: agitate, educate, and organize. Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided.

Result: society organizes into a mix of educated Fallout-style vault dwellers and agitated Mad Max raider clans

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

CAUTIONS
...
4. ... (If the battery is exhausted, the display of the liquid crystal will become vague and difficult to look at.)
...
7. Do not use volatile oils such as thinner or benzine and alcohol for wiping.

mistermojo posted:

hey Apples weather app is showing a little news widget telling me about the bad air quality in my area. the apps are adapting
the (app) ecosystem is successfully adapting to our changing climate!

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Lacrosse posted:

I'm enjoying this plot line
So Long, and Thanks for Nothing, Assholes!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
https://twitter.com/AlexSKolker/status/1668953937402052609

Dank Ninõ

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Soggy Muffin posted:

It’s already here. Why would we want to waste our lives trying to prevent the inevitable or somehow change human nature? Much more fun to shitpost here

You can’t prevent the inevitable and it’s not necessary to change human nature.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I am tired of learning new horrific weather terminology

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

Sunny Side Up posted:

Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided.

misanthropy is wat you get when you dont recognize we're here to change the climate. we're doing a better mass extinction than the cyanobacteria. anthropes are #1 at geologic change in tiny time periods and thats really special

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


smoobles posted:

I am tired of learning new horrific weather terminology

never ending series of jrpg end bosses

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Lacrosse posted:

Don't worry, it'll be our turn for 2 months of haze before too much longer. Probably by mid July if not sooner.

every single thunderstorm, cigarette and methhead campfire our potential demise

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

Sunny Side Up posted:

Whether collapse happens next year suddenly or in stepwise fits and starts over the next 15-20, the prescription does not change: agitate, educate, and organize. Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided.

True tbh

still in a treat frenzy personally

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I eat steaks every night just in case one of them is my last

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



smoobles posted:

I am tired of learning new horrific weather terminology

I'm not I'm stoked for learning about the horrors to come

now living through horrific weather terminology that I'm less jazzed about

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
dakar niño is arabic for male niño

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Am I to understand we hosed up the planet so much we created a new Niño in another ocean

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
oops all ninos

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

smoobles posted:

I eat steaks every night just in case one of them is my last

good news: i hope you like your steaks to be rare in the future

Microplastics posted:

Am I to understand we hosed up the planet so much we created a new Niño in another ocean

dakar niño and el niño: two brothers just absolutely kicking the poo poo out of the climate

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Hubbert posted:

good news: i hope you like your steaks to be rare in the future

dakar niño and el niño: two brothers just absolutely kicking the poo poo out of the climate

Wanna play this new double dragon, I miss those old style simple rear end nintendo

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
If we keep creating new Niños the anti natalists are gonna have a stroke

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Microplastics posted:

If we keep creating new Niños the anti natalists are gonna have a stroke

we can only hope that they'll also sequester their emissions

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Are you bad enough to roll with Niño Crew? Prove it by smashing, blasting, & crushing your way thru 10° of brutal climate change levels

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I want an El Niño gangtag with that sun jerking off that thermometer

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003
Hell Nino

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Samuel Glompers posted:

True tbh

still in a treat frenzy personally

My go-to is the beginning of Interstellar. As crops fail and herds die off, we’ll all eventually be eating far less varied diets, right? You could take the Snowpiercer angle too, yumm-o.

Crow Buddy
Oct 30, 2019

Guillotines?!? We don't need no stinking guillotines!

Oh cool, hurricane season should be fun with warmer water between West Africa and the Caribbean.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

the dark niño mirrors every move made by the regular niño! it’s very difficult to defeat!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

I'm not I'm stoked for learning about the horrors to come

now living through horrific weather terminology that I'm less jazzed about

manmade horrors beyond within my comprehension

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/ShivAroor/status/1668213073151131648

please add this to the world ending montage

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