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Undead Hippo posted:The first two Red Dwarf novels are great. All I can remember of the Red Dwarf novels is Rimmer somehow getting stuck in the body of a busty woman and having to deal with his big boobs, being sexually harassed and eventually pimped out.
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Necrothatcher posted:All I can remember of the Red Dwarf novels is Rimmer somehow getting stuck in the body of a busty woman and having to deal with his big boobs and being sexually harassed. 
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Jun 15, 2023 10:07
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Poor Boris doesn't seem to be very happy about finally seeing consequences for his actions
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Jun 15, 2023 10:14
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That's a shock, he normally takes setbacks with such poise and grace.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:18
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He committed the worst crime in britlaw, running the country according to whatever he personally found most amusing/entertaining/fuckable at that moment in time rather than the long term interests of landowners and hat nonces.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:22
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Oh dear me posted:No! She was Debbie Aldridge. Is, I should say, but Debbie is abroad somewhere nearly all the time. June Spencer 104th birthday yesterday, she only retired her (and peggy) last year.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:25
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It just feels incredibly hard to believe that there will be genuine long-term consequences here - as opposed to Boris taking his turn in the dunce's corner for a year or two, then briefing an enthusiastic press and his allies that "the time is right for a return to frontbench politics" and returning with a flourish as if nothing ever happened. Sure, Kevin Maguire can roar today that Johnson has ruined his career and condemned himself to eternal disgrace - but nothing's eternal in UK politics, and everything is performative.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:27
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smellmycheese posted:Appears he got off lightly. The SNP wanted to dynamite him SNP finally getting real 
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Jun 15, 2023 10:28
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So Dorries starts kicking off before resigning properly which means her by-election will not take place for 90 days or more and guess who is suspended 90 days. This is his grand plan for standing as MP again in her constituency. Prove me wrong 
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Jun 15, 2023 10:30
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grobbo posted:It just feels incredibly hard to believe that there will be genuine long-term consequences here - as opposed to Boris taking his turn in the dunce's corner for a year or two, then briefing an enthusiastic press and his allies that "the time is right for a return to frontbench politics" and returning with a flourish as if nothing ever happened. if the economist mark blyth is to believed, johnson’s really struggling on the speaking circuit now and lucky to get >£100,000 per speech, whereas the going rate for a PM should be >200,000 (blair is an outlier and get much much more)
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Jun 15, 2023 10:31
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:This is his grand plan for standing as MP again in her constituency.  Jel Shaker posted:blair is an outlier
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Jun 15, 2023 10:32
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grobbo posted:It just feels incredibly hard to believe that there will be genuine long-term consequences here - as opposed to Boris taking his turn in the dunce's corner for a year or two, then briefing an enthusiastic press and his allies that "the time is right for a return to frontbench politics" and returning with a flourish as if nothing ever happened. Well one benefit of this is that Sunak currently controls who can stand in which seat, and Johnson is almost guaranteed to lose his seat in Uxbridge and Ruislip, so he had planned to migrate to a safe seat for the 2024 election (or thereafter). As long as part of the gently caress-boris faction are in charge he's basically locked out of being a Tory MP.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:33
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:So Dorries starts kicking off before resigning properly which means her by-election will not take place for 90 days or more and guess who is suspended 90 days. This is his grand plan for standing as MP again in her constituency. There was talk of two or three more resigning, but waiting to trail it out, so there's by-elections in the news constantly. So yeah, you could be right about this.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:40
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dall.e, draw me a reprobate uncle attempting to return to the family christmas dinner table after excusing himself for 'some fresh air' and obviously doing sex stuff in your coal shed, in the style of a british newspaper photograph
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Jun 15, 2023 10:45
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Incredible nugget of testimony in the Boz report 
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Tesseraction posted:Well one benefit of this is that Sunak currently controls who can stand in which seat, and Johnson is almost guaranteed to lose his seat in Uxbridge and Ruislip, so he had planned to migrate to a safe seat for the 2024 election (or thereafter). Or that gives Dorres a 90 day clock to launch a hostile takeover of the Conservative party before she resigns to allow a glorious 10,000 reign by Boris.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:48
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Wow Boris has went full Trump in his response. Bigly sad.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:00
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It's a bit mad that Bloody Stupid got COVID right at the start of the pandemic, went to the ICU, and then learned absolutely nothing and instituted a mandatory weekly office pissup. That's powerful Oaf Energy
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Jun 15, 2023 11:03
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Carol's run the numbers and she's seen enough https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1669255918872059909?t=0KhfgdYstx9YNG2c1PP1ng&s=19 Wrap it up, Conservailures
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Jun 15, 2023 11:04
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's a bit mad that Bloody Stupid got COVID right at the start of the pandemic, went to the ICU, and then learned absolutely nothing and instituted a mandatory weekly office pissup. That's powerful Oaf Energy 
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Jun 15, 2023 11:06
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Your niche image-finding skills continue to terrify
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's a bit mad that Bloody Stupid got COVID right at the start of the pandemic, went to the ICU, and then learned absolutely nothing and instituted a mandatory weekly office pissup. That's powerful Oaf Energy I mean he wasn't scared of the virus until he caught it, then they pumped him full of a cocktail of chemicals that made him feel invincible. That means the only person he cares about is now immune and knows that even if he catches it again somehow they can give him the special cocktail that the poors aren't allowed.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:16
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Guavanaut posted:Powerful oeuf energy. Boris paints wine boxes doesn't he.
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's a bit mad that Bloody Stupid got COVID right at the start of the pandemic, went to the ICU, and then learned absolutely nothing and instituted a mandatory weekly office pissup. That's powerful Oaf Energy Please don't compare Boris to BS Johnson. BS at least managed to complete many projects, and his chief failing was an inability to comprehend scale.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:24
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happyhippy posted:Boris paints wine boxes doesn't he. I see I'm not the only one who thinks about that when I see that ambulance.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:32
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Tesseraction posted:I see I'm not the only one who thinks about that when I see that ambulance. Apparently a child made it as a tribute to BloJo though I actually wouldn't put it past him to have done it himself a pretend a child did it. (Yes I was saddo enough to image search - but it's in a Reach publication so I shan't inflict that upon the thread).
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Jun 15, 2023 11:36
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It's a shame they didn't manage to go full Masque of the Red Death during partygate. In Minecraft.
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That chill and lime fudge has a kick. Strawberry milkshake a bit too sweet for me. Will report on others as I try them
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Tesseraction posted:I mean he wasn't scared of the virus until he caught it, then they pumped him full of a cocktail of chemicals that made him feel invincible. That means the only person he cares about is now immune and knows that even if he catches it again somehow they can give him the special cocktail that the poors aren't allowed. I had a chest infection way before covid and was on the stuff for 2 weeks, and felt incredible. I also felt like my heart was going to explode, and was reliably informed that it probably would if I stayed on it too long, but gently caress me I had energy, motivation and drive I haven't had since I was a teenager. If either of those two blazing narcissists even got a whiff of it, I can't see them giving it up willingly (especially Trump), and they're both rich enough to afford the kind of doctors who'll find an excuse to keep giving it to them even if it kills them.
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Dead Goon posted:Linehan is only involved in the first series, iirc. Don't say his name out loud. Or he may appear. I'm actually a little surprised he's never tried to make an account here. when he got banned from twitter he started popping up everywhere desperate for people to pay attention to him.
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Probably couldn't afford the  after alimony. I assume the amount you have to pay is proportional to how much divorced energy you give off.
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Jedit posted:Please don't compare Boris to BS Johnson. BS at least managed to complete many projects, and his chief failing was an inability to comprehend scale. Arguably Boris has completed many projects - the impregnation of women, and then subsequently shunning them and his disgusting offspring being the entire project. Mega Comrade posted:I'm actually a little surprised he's never tried to make an account here. when he got banned from twitter he started popping up everywhere desperate for people to pay attention to him. I see you're not a Pissflaps=Glinner truther then
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Jedit posted:Please don't compare Boris to BS Johnson. BS at least managed to complete many projects, and his chief failing was an inability to comprehend scale. A man of taste & dedication for sure. Pterry. 
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Jesus loving Christ. https://twitter.com/BennnyH/status/1669285327737847812?t=exFpZyc9ZeJufZ5tQgMXhQ&s=19 System working as intended. Rishi frantically taking notes. gently caress all of this
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Jun 15, 2023 12:12
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Lol pissflaps was just a massive centrist and fence sitter.
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ah but you see it's fine because that boat wasn't small
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Mega Comrade posted:Lol pissflaps was just a massive centrist and fence sitter. A engaging, high impact centrist fence sitter!
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Got banned from twitter for being gross about trans people's genitals though, so a centrist in the same family as the glincels.Failed Imagineer posted:System working as intended. quote:Alarm Phone, an emergency helpline for migrants in trouble at sea, complained that the coastguard was "aware of the ship being in distress for hours before any help was sent", adding that authorities "had been informed by different sources" that the boat was in trouble. gently caress. I always used to think it was bizarre and a sickness of the Anglo classical liberal mind that the UK coastguard are mostly just boat paperwork and anti-smuggling cops and the lifeboat people are a private charity funded by yacht clubs and collection boxes on the counter of Cromer chippies, but the RNLI would probably be a lot worse if they were tied to the Home Office.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Your niche image-finding skills continue to terrify My theory is Guavanaut works at a stock images company. It's his job
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Green Wing is excellent. It has a dreamy kind of ambience that reminds me of Jam in places.
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